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posted ago by wumao ago by wumao +3870 / -0

...and I fucking love it!!!

Trump won't actually build the wall.
Trump won't actually force countries to pay their NATO dues.
Trump won't actually leave Afghanistan.
Trump won't actually assassinate Iran's top military official.
Trump won't actually build a Space Force.
Trump won't actually leave WHO.
Trump won't actually ban Chinese companies.
Trump won't actually go after drug companies.
Trump won't actually go after the deep state.

Well.. Trump actually is one bad crazy motherfucker.

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

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DarkBerry 223 points ago +224 / -1

We need a Trump FAFO hat.

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Mona1950 87 points ago +88 / -1

I second that. I could not love our President more. A manly man has always turned me on!!! FAFO my friends.

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Houdini 58 points ago +58 / -0

You forgot to say "no homo", remember there are no girls on the internet. :)

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Imransgarage 36 points ago +36 / -0

Lol her name is Mona ffs.

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chingchong_bigdong 42 points ago +42 / -0

its 2020 bruh, Mona could be the name of his/her emotional support lawnmower for all we know...

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murderhornet 24 points ago +25 / -1

Man hands.

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chingchong_bigdong 25 points ago +25 / -0

cracks open Lobster in half

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Art-Vandelay41 10 points ago +10 / -0

Guy named Lobster: 😵

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most patriots are normal. Particularly if they were born in 1950.

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MK_Ultraviolence 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dam son, your username just reminded me how Congress is a den of Pakistani and Chinese Communist spies. Wtf ever happened to Awan?

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Returningtogod 8 points ago +8 / -0

AwanS - plural. Those MF spies.

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Teapot_Gravy 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are in the deck. Now we wait to see when Trump plays them, and lays them on the table.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I should have kept that name when I left reddit but the real one as far as I know, Jack shit.

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Houdini 5 points ago +5 / -0

The perfect cover for a fat bearded man with a My Little Pony collection, living in his mom's basement...

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Mona1950 11 points ago +11 / -0

I's Ma'am.......

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Southern_Belle 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love him, too.

He doesn't "turn me on," though. He's Daddy.

He's our patriarch.

Long live the patriarchy!!!

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Mona1950 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep he's daddy. I said "manly men" turn me on. Don't like little soy boys.

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Leonrhodes1993 7 points ago +7 / -0

We have the best homos believe me tremendous /s

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KakarikoKing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ric Grenell enters the chat.

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Notablitheringidiot 81 points ago +81 / -0

Trump is a pretty cool guy, he fights for America and doesn’t afraid of anything

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 8 points ago +8 / -0

With a fucking sword bomb!

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Carry_Your_Name 11 points ago +12 / -1

He's God's anointed one to lead in this tumultuous time! A modern day Jehu, throwing Ahab, Jezebel and their son out of the window!

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Lad_status_wewd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly doubt anyone will know the original reference but I agree nonetheless haha

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anon1011101 4 points ago +4 / -0

halo is a pretty cool guy too

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WestPalm 2 points ago +2 / -0

We serve memes here, sir.

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redpirsig 69 points ago +69 / -0

Trump won't actually win the election

Trump won't actually destroy ISIS

Trump won't actually make peace with North Korea

Trump won't actually walk alone over the DMZ to meet Kim Jong Un

Trump won't actually cut taxes for the middle class

Trump won't actually pull out of the TPP ....

It's amazing, really, he gets so much shit done. WTF was everyone else doing all the time

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Notablitheringidiot 29 points ago +29 / -0

WTF was everyone else doing

Being a bunch of bloodsucking ticks

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trump4ehvaaaa 58 points ago +58 / -0

... and his base, will follow him to war to defend this country.

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Cray_cray_ 18 points ago +18 / -0

Will follow him to the depths of hell if it means rooting out evil in our country*

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not prepared yet but I will be soon.

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trump4ehvaaaa 21 points ago +21 / -0

99% of preparation for nearly anything, is mental. You know what to do, PEDE!! :-) 🇺🇸 MAGA

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Slapstick86 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fight is already in you. All of the skills and knowledge you've acquired can be put to use for the cause. Everyone is expected to fight, yes, but what else do you know how to do? What skills do you alone possess that can benefit the larger group? Start thinking and planning on these things, as well as get prepared physically. Guns, ammo, food are the obvious ones, but what do YOU need to be the best you can be?

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FinnishNationalist 5 points ago +5 / -0

I really fucking hope so. You have no idea how much is at stake and you probably won't have another chance to rally in decades if not centuries.

I wish I could join.

Trump isn't just fighting for you guys over there, he is the face of the whole anti-globalist movement across the whole world.

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EpicPede 3 points ago +5 / -2

Yes we will. and there is no enemy like an angry American people.

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Naughtalus 46 points ago +46 / -0

Trump won't actually bring back manufacturing jobs. (It would take a magic wand!)

Trump won't actually use tariffs to force manufacturing out of China.

Trump won't actually fix NAFTA.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I disagree: there was nothing "legit" about shampeachment. Not one impeachable offense. Congress should've rubberstamped the articles as "expired" once they were presented, and continued on with real business. Failure to do so seriously hurt the pandemic response.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still hoping those V& were jihadists. You know at least some have been involved in the destruction.

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JackCovfefeHays 35 points ago +35 / -0

He’s one of us, not a weasely politician. That’s why we’re keeping him for 4 more years. MAGA!

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Southern_Belle 11 points ago +11 / -0

I want him for eight more.

The first four weren't his. Obama was still president, doing his third term, this time as shadow president.

He gets a do-over for the first four.

These are extraordinary times. We need time to recover from the coup and rebuild our people so we can take over and lead.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd fight for that.

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

GETOUS is the best of us.

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TomPain 30 points ago +30 / -0

I agree. But it is also sad that we've had a string of such ineffective presidents that just acting like a real leader, like a true American President, makes him seem crazy. The world got used to American weakness. But we're back, bitches.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdrFBwwWJ44

Elton John is not popular here. IDGAF that he's gay, he wrote a lot of good tunes

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JackCovfefeHays 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the way they worked Hillary into that video. I don’t know who would object to Elton John. I’ve been a fan since the early 70s. He even played at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding didn’t he?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

G rated version: fool around and find out

Still FAFO

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Foolish_Libtard 23 points ago +23 / -0

Play Trump's games, win Trump's prizes. Get bent establishment we got 4 more years of this

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farfiman 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trump won't leave the Paris accords....

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Oldjeansandbelt 5 points ago +5 / -0

My favorite thing about that is when our CO2 emissions actually dropped more than any of the member nations after we left.

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Butthurt 14 points ago +14 / -0

God I hope trump is elected again. The gloves will be off.

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upvote 12 points ago +13 / -1

And he's paving the way to get rid of the "affordable" care act by signing the executive order on preexisting conditions. The only thing that will be left from the miserable Obama presidency will be that they were the most corrupt administration in American history.

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neehl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally the only good thing Obama’s presidency did was allow for insurance to not deny you for preexisting conditions. Was president for 8 years and that’s the only positive thing I can think of. Most pathetic president we’ve had in my lifetime

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That one provision should've been enacted before 1970

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Daughterfreedom76 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope he doesn't get rid of this though. I think this is the one and only good part of that whole shitty act by Obama. I'm a working American who actually pays for their insurance. If this part is gone, it will cost me so much more and then we may be back at filing bankruptcy just to get out of medical debt.

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upvote 3 points ago +4 / -1

The executive order is to keep preexisting protections, not get rid of them.

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Daughterfreedom76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for this!

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a funny feeling our entire population will start getting healthier now.

Imagine if HCQ++ treats or prevents cancer. And HIV.

That would lower the medical care burden.

I've long suspected that many of our health problems were CAUSED by the medical industry.

We need to go back to pre-Rockefeller days -- principle, not technology.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

HCQ does in fact treat HIV. Quite likely the common cold, too.

There are all sorts of natural cures for cancer that are far more effective and sensible than chemo.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +2 / -1

Confirmed. Going to brag now. I may have been the first to point this out, that zinc ionophores decrease activity of HIV-RT by 20x, hence HCQ+Zinc cocktail does in fact have activity against HIV.

https://thedonald.win/p/Ffb06Raa/trump-pills-as-zinc-carriers-are/c/

They've tested HCQ against HIV on its own and said it was ineffective, this was a study from the 2000s I believe, and it's also on NIH. They again, didnt' coadminister with zinc

HIV is a nutritional disease and I know quite a lot about it because it's in my own interest to research the snot out of it

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

NAC is another cheap supplement that has helped with HIV, especially in conjunction with protein. It addresses the wasting component of AIDS, and also other wasting diseases. It also helps utilize antioxidants better, which is a major factor with warding off CCPvirus, either as preventative or after infection. That virus messes with our body's natural production of antioxidants so this is significant. I have no idea how antioxidants impact HIV, but I imagine they can only help.

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

The LeftWingNuts actually believed this insane bullshit.

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Liver_Kick 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sad that all those common sense actions are considered crazy or radical.

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axrevolutionai 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember...Trump was told a storm was coming..he answered...I AM THE STORM

Nothing he does surprises me

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was also threatened that they have 6 ways from Sunday to fuck him up. I haven't seen satisfactory revenge for this yet.

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Jutts 9 points ago +9 / -0

First President in my lifetime to fulfill his campaign promises.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should help them with the only sensible solution

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SanFranShitty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stop I’m getting too wet

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RealKAGGER 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s one reason the USA wins, you don’t fuck with crazy.

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ruskiebot00100011 6 points ago +6 / -0

We ARE crazy mofos

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the-new-style 5 points ago +6 / -1

He's making every politician look like what they are: all talk, no action

That's why you never hear of his accomplishments

Did you know he had legalised commercial hemp production ? The thing every stoner has banged on about since forever: "Randolph Hearst got the govt. to ban hemp to prop up his paper business, ever seen Reefer Madness - Hearst"

r/trees has 1.5million subs.

The highest post about that got 299 upvotes.

Second highest comment

41 points 1 year ago

Why isn’t this bigger news? Is this site more anti trump than pro marijuana? Just a bizarre about face by “the front page of the internet.” I think Trump wins 2020 with a legalization push. With republicans going green, I don’t think they lose to democrats.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/a82uzs/trump_just_signed_the_farm_bill_hemp_is_now_legal/

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techiejames 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legalising hemp ...

A deal greener than AOC's Green New Deal.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hemp is the cheapest way to save the planet. In 6 months it will grow to be able to clean more air than a tree can do in 30 years.

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ASimplePatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is my favorite text post of all time.

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HongKongFluey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Tv. Think on that motherfuckers!

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HenkZeilstra 5 points ago +5 / -0

He needs to tackle the carbon credit scam that makes Al Gore, Clinton, Bush and other dynasties billionaires and trillionaires

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 5 points ago +5 / -0

They caught him ousside. How bow dae!?

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lanman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget: Trump won't actually get rid of NAFTA.

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YUUUUGETURDS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please, do go on.

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lanman 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK.

Trump won't actually back out of the Paris Accord.

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Grond999 3 points ago +4 / -1

Time to turn the FBI and DOJ upside down too. Swamp needs serious prison time.

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Shadowreaper07 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good as his word you say?

Count me in; I mean I was in before, but i'm also in now.

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ZombieConstitution 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even worse, when our POTUS does that shit, we get all riled up and celebrate it. This is the exact opposite of the subdued, sleepy American people that they want.

Ol' Charlie really said it best, when it came to us. Just replace Russians with the rest of the whole fucking world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ2naeD5EJA

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wumao [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The video you linked is unavailable for me

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ZombieConstitution 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh, weird. It's just Charlie Daniel's In America.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't mind a total embargo of China.

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aangler100 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has done everyone of those things, they found out.

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Ax0r 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking love our President

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Down is up, up is down. Good is Wicked, Wicked is Good. The times are changing. This is what Oz has come to.

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wumao [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good idea. There should be!

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neehl 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve never been into celebrity worship or really following their lives other than what’s shoved down our throats by the media. But my love for President Trump is second only to my love of Jesus Christ and my family. I’m so excited for four more years!

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Winnerwinner65 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to donate again to his campain. He has huge balls and gets shit done.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uniparty. It's not either/or, it's all the same enemy.

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lurker247 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mostly true!

We haven't left Afghanistan though. At least not yet. 14 Months of peace on the side of the Taliban would then begin the process of withdrawing. However currently we are still there.

What are we doing there right now? It is highly probable the US is engaging in asymmetrical weather warfare on China via chem trail cloud seeding to cause massive unprecedented rainfall to attempt to break the 3 gorges dam as a response to the attempts at destabilization by China on global/US economy.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it already broke? Or did it just overflow?

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MocksFordComma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Breaking the Three Gorges dam when it is full would be so devastating to China that I don't think they would functionally recover for a generation or two.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You can’t just do that man. There’s tradition in Politics”.

“Tradition” = corruption.

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FOIA_Your_Local_Gov 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck around and find out!!

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YUUUUGETURDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess he is Batman after all.

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MechaMenem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget FUCKIN DESTROYED ISIS, instead of funding it like the last one.

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ohm_rice 2 points ago +2 / -0

PROMISES MADE. PROMISES KEPT.

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spezhatesgays 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump won't actually get re-elected

I'll fuckin do it again 😂

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump 2020 because FU again! :)

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also saw Reddit circlejerking the other day that Canada is not wanting Americans across their border and most comments saying something along the lines of “Canada doesn’t want any disease ridden illegals coming over to take advantage of our system”

I love it. So ironic. It’s like the rest of the world is FINALLY starting to understand why we wanted the wall.

Fuck around and find out, world. We are crazy motherfuckers and we don’t give a fuck what you think

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Brenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is by far one of the best posts I’ve seen. #Merica

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +2 / -0

You see, it’s to scare other countries from trying to pull off a military invasion against us. He is showing them how scary we are as citizens when provoked.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to follow through, against all Marxists

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toobuzz 2 points ago +2 / -0

All that, and he still has his magic wand!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sign me up to the crazy motherfucker of the US club!!