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posted ago by wumao ago by wumao +3870 / -0

...and I fucking love it!!!

Trump won't actually build the wall.
Trump won't actually force countries to pay their NATO dues.
Trump won't actually leave Afghanistan.
Trump won't actually assassinate Iran's top military official.
Trump won't actually build a Space Force.
Trump won't actually leave WHO.
Trump won't actually ban Chinese companies.
Trump won't actually go after drug companies.
Trump won't actually go after the deep state.

Well.. Trump actually is one bad crazy motherfucker.

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

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Imransgarage 36 points ago +36 / -0

Lol her name is Mona ffs.

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chingchong_bigdong 42 points ago +42 / -0

its 2020 bruh, Mona could be the name of his/her emotional support lawnmower for all we know...

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murderhornet 24 points ago +25 / -1

Man hands.

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chingchong_bigdong 25 points ago +25 / -0

cracks open Lobster in half

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Art-Vandelay41 10 points ago +10 / -0

Guy named Lobster: 😵

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most patriots are normal. Particularly if they were born in 1950.

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MK_Ultraviolence 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dam son, your username just reminded me how Congress is a den of Pakistani and Chinese Communist spies. Wtf ever happened to Awan?

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Returningtogod 8 points ago +8 / -0

AwanS - plural. Those MF spies.

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Teapot_Gravy 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are in the deck. Now we wait to see when Trump plays them, and lays them on the table.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I should have kept that name when I left reddit but the real one as far as I know, Jack shit.

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Houdini 5 points ago +5 / -0

The perfect cover for a fat bearded man with a My Little Pony collection, living in his mom's basement...