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BigMikesBlackCock 23 points ago +23 / -0

Learn how to do your taxes . I have my children enrolled in private school but I still pay tax on public school so I deduct the total amount per each child and if the government doesn't like it they can go fuck themselves . Been doing it for 9 years without any issue . Not saying I won't have to go to court over it at some point but I refuse to pay for crotch spawn public schools because I don't use them . Same with public libraries, etc . I don't use them so I won't pay for them . Even if you have children in public schools you should still deduct the free jogger breakfast/lunch program if you already feed your children!

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BigMikesBlackCock 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yeah I didn't get wise until like 9 - 10 years ago . You should still be able to deduct that shit considering you already paid for it . What woke me was they started offering free meals to jogger crotch spawn on the weekends ! And that's when I got woke about taxes . If you can't afford to feed your crotch spawn then just don't have them in the first place

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Ilikefries 13 points ago +13 / -0

Crotch spawn lol

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's totally right, we subsidize useless people to the tune of trillions of dollars

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ReligionOfPoop 3 points ago +4 / -1

Assuming you are not lying, you have giant fucking balls of steel. Good for you.

To clarify though, you take the total cost of your ENTIRE kid(s) education, via private school, and deduct that from your taxes as a whole?

I would love whatever other details you could possibly send, it's very interesting, but honestly you probably shouldn't.

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jive-ass-turkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

What he is doing is not according to the tax code and if he were audited he would be penalized for taking a deduction that was specifically not allowed.

Further, he admitted he did so knowingly (on a Pro-Trump forum that shall remain nameless) so they could make the case that he committed tax fraud rather than simply making an "honest" mistake.

However, while the above is technically accurate there is little chance that u/BigMikesBlackCock's deduction would trigger an audit, much less any other action.

I doubt it represents a ton of lost revenue to the IRS, which is what the audits are designed around, from what I have been told.

People get away with much more than that my friend. The IRS will most likely go after them before they go after you. Plus with a good attorney you can always play dumb.

As long as you are willing and able to pay the tax liability/judgment if and when they figure it out you are normally good to go.

All of the above does not apply once you start getting into 7 figures annual income however. Then you need to pay a pro, but you can afford by then.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +7 / -6

Let me tell you another life lesson I learned when me and my wife had our first kid . My wife gave birth at home with just the two of us . When we took our son in for his first look about a month later they tried to charge us for a delivery/ aftercare / circumcision .... I never had my childs dick cut over some jews in the desert nonsense and I got a huge settlement and then they tried the same thing with my second son and I got another huge settlement . All my children's schooling has been paid for by bankers trying to squeeze the little honest man . Seems to me that something is wrong with this Jewish banking scam . Long story short I will continue to deduct on my taxes any public programs I don't use

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +3 / -2

I deduct a lot of shit ! I'm not talking about the private school taxes . I'm talking about my tax money I still pay regardless for public schools/libraries public transportation etc when I don't use any of that shit .

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ChuckedIntoAVan 1 point ago +4 / -3

The problem with this is that you are hurting the kids, not the parents or the school. Libraries benefit the whole community, and are sometimes the only way families have access to books or computers. There is a middle ground between communist “give me everything free” and feral “fend for yourself” anarchy, and somewhere in that middle is a neighborhood school and a community library, and a safety net for the worst off. Do you think a child deserves to be hungry or denied access to books or technology just because their dad is an absent piece of shit and their mom is ignorant and lazy? Of course, the best way would be birth control or abstinence, and some would argue for abortion. The “crotch spawn” as you put it still arrive though. Is it better to let them suffer, or pay a few mils into the community so they can get something to eat? I have mixed feelings on why all of this should be a public school problem, but here we are. Compassion is not communism.

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TommyA7x 2 points ago +2 / -0

Couldn't agree more, i personally don't use the Public Library but have ZERO issue helping pay for it because it does have benefits for those less fortunate

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are plenty of charitable private organizations. You're making the same type of argument the NPR/PBS defenders make, as well as Planned Parenthood. "We can't survive without government funding." Libraries are quickly becoming video rental stores and public bathrooms for the homeless. If they're such an asset at this point, let them find benefactors to support them. I like libraries. But I can't see why they can't find a way to survive on their own. You want to give them tax breaks? OK. But why should the community be supporting everything from top to bottom that fewer people are using anymore?

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ChuckedIntoAVan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do agree that many (most) things should be privately funded, and I don’t think public schools should be providing food, psychological and medical services, etc. But that is the system in place, for now, and I guess what I’m saying is that I would rather have my taxes stay local for those services and work to change things from there. I vote in every election, and some millage rates I vote yes, some I vote no. There’s a lot of room for reform, without shredding the safety net. Just my opinion.

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BigMikesBlackCock -5 points ago +2 / -7

Yes I think if you bring a child into the world you should have to feed the thing and pay for its schooling . Libraries are fucking nonsense because everything is online and the only people using the library these days are children playing minecraft and bums looking at porno . I only care about my children . Joggers / illegals can starve for all I care . If you're so big into the community thing how about you take a few poors into you house and pay for everything they need

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ChuckedIntoAVan 5 points ago +5 / -0

You must live in a shitty community. Our library is fantastic and offers lots of activities for infant - teens (no drag queen bullshit either). They also have book clubs, computer classes for seniors, and English conversation classes. I am in a small town, mostly white, and most of the kids qualify for free/reduced lunch, so mostly poor as well. Your argument is the same deflection that the pro abortion people put out... why not adopt all the unwanted kids? Why just not begrudge a kid a fucking sandwich or a story time at the library if it means they have a chance of doing better than their fucked up families? I put my family first, and always will, but supporting my own town with time or money when I can benefits my family as well. I generally believe what goes around comes around, and I try to live in a way that is kind but not naive or stupid. It works for me, and obviously you are doing what works for you.

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unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I am in a small town, mostly white..." Yep. There is the difference right there.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

I owe no one's kid a sandwich nor do I owe some old lady a PowerPoint class . Everything you can do at a library is available online for free