It probably doesn’t even bother to try. It’s fragile feelings hurt themselves when attempts to wipe cause discomfort and shame. Best to just ignore the nether-regions and pretend it isn’t an issue.
I love mine. Cleanest butt around. Seriously though everyone should be spraying their bums off with water when they finish taking a poo. It is the way.
Excuse me bigot, that is an extremely racist and offensive thing to say anout this xir. Now take xer on a date and sleep with them, or else you are a xenophobe!
My dog is barking at me 'cause I can't stop laughing Holy fuque mien eyes!!!!!! More damaging than a laser pointed in the eyes....deadly scarring of the retinas and nightmares for years.
Holy fuck my eyes
Quick, get the eye bleach.
And the smell. At that size you know IT cannot wipe its own ass with any sort of effectiveness.
Had a college roommate that was like this... Only showered once a week 😫
Did not last a semester in the same room. Had to request a move.
She was a 300 lb NURSING major...
Jesus
I think, after reading that comment, I just invented the laugh-vomit.
It probably doesn’t even bother to try. It’s fragile feelings hurt themselves when attempts to wipe cause discomfort and shame. Best to just ignore the nether-regions and pretend it isn’t an issue.
So that's how they view their cities. I get it now. They just ignore the rotting brown parts.
Ewwww.
It's a whole squad, with a rotating roster
Why do you think there are bidets in Europe? Exactly. #icanstillreach
I love mine. Cleanest butt around. Seriously though everyone should be spraying their bums off with water when they finish taking a poo. It is the way.
Here you are Pede.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QI7IvmONACs/Vz0yFapWNeI/AAAAAAAAClA/54WX6eN5hHAH1nboXjpv5D4asXDKRa1GQCLcB/w1200-h630-p-nu/Donald+Trump+Tank.gif
Work of art!!! Kudos my good man.
It is, but it's not mine. Just my go to when eye bleach is called for.
Eyebleach
That's yummy too.
/r/eyeblech
https://thumb-p0.xhcdn.com/a/8PJ8juhJ8L0ufcvFsmIEfg/000/149/523/270_1000.jpg
Fuck yeah
Got to love that, yummy.
Excuse me bigot, that is an extremely racist and offensive thing to say anout this xir. Now take xer on a date and sleep with them, or else you are a xenophobe!
*xernophobe.
Im sorry, pls dont throw me into political correctness jail.
Nightmare Fuel!
My dog is barking at me 'cause I can't stop laughing Holy fuque mien eyes!!!!!! More damaging than a laser pointed in the eyes....deadly scarring of the retinas and nightmares for years.