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TripleD 119 points ago +119 / -0

Quick, get the eye bleach.

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HillarysStrapOn 96 points ago +98 / -2

And the smell. At that size you know IT cannot wipe its own ass with any sort of effectiveness.

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FutileConundrum 58 points ago +58 / -0

Had a college roommate that was like this... Only showered once a week 😫

Did not last a semester in the same room. Had to request a move.

She was a 300 lb NURSING major...

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DickTick 21 points ago +21 / -0

Jesus

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Art-Vandelay41 20 points ago +21 / -1

Even he wouldn’t wash that thing’s feet

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Jimboslice73 2 points ago +2 / -0

No; thing.

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AnnoyedSoPosting 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think, after reading that comment, I just invented the laugh-vomit.

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HonkNJhonk 17 points ago +17 / -0

It probably doesn’t even bother to try. It’s fragile feelings hurt themselves when attempts to wipe cause discomfort and shame. Best to just ignore the nether-regions and pretend it isn’t an issue.

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Madman2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

So that's how they view their cities. I get it now. They just ignore the rotting brown parts.

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

You are revolting and disgusting!

Please copy me on your future posts so I can continue to enjoy your revolting and disgusting mind.

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missfrew 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ewwww.

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793D 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a whole squad, with a rotating roster

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mrange 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do you think there are bidets in Europe? Exactly. #icanstillreach

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RighteousViolence1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love mine. Cleanest butt around. Seriously though everyone should be spraying their bums off with water when they finish taking a poo. It is the way.

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HillarysStrapOn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Work of art!!! Kudos my good man.

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Madman2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is, but it's not mine. Just my go to when eye bleach is called for.

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TripleD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good go to, after what we had to look at.

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TripleD 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's yummy too.

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The_Chad_612 3 points ago +3 / -0

/r/eyeblech