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knightofday 14 points ago +14 / -0

Excellent parallel

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Proud_American 18 points ago +18 / -0

And a lot more tears.

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Mexicola1976 7 points ago +8 / -1

You go to Howard University?

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was in a night class in college when Obama Soetoro won the nomination and the teacher stood up in tears and announced that finally a black man had been nominated and that he was going to fix everything and make the world green! They truly expected him to roll out a cure for cancer, have the economy booming, and have all war stopped within one year. It was like the presidential speech from Idiocracy. The amount of shit they were willing to eat for the guy was alarming and their chatter literally sounded like a cult mentality.

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MajorClark 20 points ago +20 / -0

You know this guy takes it in the rear, right.

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pmurTJdlanoD 16 points ago +16 / -0

“Accidentally fell asleep” = passed out from drugs or some other bullshit

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Accidentally fell asleep due to election stress" is Andrew Gillum's new excuse.

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Mexicola1976 9 points ago +10 / -1

Smoked two cigarettes is code for blowing two faggots.

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BeanSauce 16 points ago +16 / -0

I popped some champagne in 2016, turned on Alex Jones and Roger Stone... also made out with $175 on a $50 dollar bet. Haven't gotten tired of wining since lol

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sub-collector 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yup, my wife and I have been laughing our asses off for the last 3 3/4 years, sipping bubbly and enjoying the ride. I wish I would've made a higher bet but I didn't wanna jinx it.

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BeanSauce 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha, yeah I didn't either...

I'd bet again this year but I really don't want to jynx anything... can never trust these lying dog faced pony soldiers

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's nothing here is a typical Reddit comment:

"Bernie has always been extremely left, which compared to European politics is extremely right"

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/comments/i5zppj/bernie_has_always_been_extremely_left_which/

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to this moron. That sub is gold. You should check it out.

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sub-collector 1 point ago +1 / -0

to a sane world!

How's it a sane world? The world hasn't been sane since at least 1992, although, arguably - 1988.

Trump winning in 2016 is obviously an amazing event but it made the pedo scumbags lose the shit completely and totally turn the world upside down.

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Mexicola1976 8 points ago +9 / -1

Too bad he didn't kill himself. That would have shown Drumpf!

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Meatbank84 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a fucking loser

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OMIAN 7 points ago +7 / -0

and if ahh_gee_rick has been paying ANY attention at all, he'll now be voting for Reps.

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +7 / -2

I don't think she was crying because we had a new President, she was crying because O'bama was such a complete failure and corrupt sicko that no BLACK person will ever be elected President again in these United States. Nobody wants to go through that embarrassing mess again.

I would bet that she has a different opinion of Mr. Trump now that 4 years have nearly passed and Democrats have systematically continued to fail every single day since then.

Even losers gain the desire to win eventually.

You'll find a Trump sticker in her panty drawer. Wink!

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are 100k more delusional comments on Reddit. Checkout shitthatpoliticssays

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://i.imgur.com/0ED2o4r.png

This person is deranged.

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Censorddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sincerely hope theres a mass suicide on his reelection day 🤣😂

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DrMoustachio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awww, poor little bitch. Gonna cry again in 2020? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they weren't fucked in the head they wouldn't be leftists.

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destr0yer56 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was in middle school when obama got elected. During his inauguration, we were all forced to sit in the library and watch it. My friends and I started booing and got kicked out of the room by the librarian. totally worth it

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KekKafir 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember in 2012 when the politician I didn't voje for won. I was disappointed. I went to bed, got up and went to work the next day. I remember in 2016 when the politician I voted for won. I was pleased. I went to bed, got up the next morning and went to work.

Why does everything have to be so dramatic with these people?

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NorthAfricanViolet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was in Mexico during the 2008 election, and I recall it exactly like OP did................................................

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SemperFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor lil baby. Cry yourself to sleep

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smurphyswimmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This pussy might not survive this November.

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UpdootVeteran 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah man 2016 was glorious. I stayed up late and flipped between msnbc and cnn just laughed and laughed - had a hell of hangover the next day

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a fucking pussy.

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RedReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump won at 3am. Does she live in fucking Hawaii?

Typical lies. Pathetic ones at that. Why lie about something that makes you look like a simpering child?

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Arcades057 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember election night 2016 too. Watched it with my 10/10, 5'2 DD-having former gymnast knockout of a girlfriend. I smoked a cigarette every time a state was declared for Donaldus Magnus. We watched the CNN faggots as they slowly lost all faith in their ridiculously reviled harpy of a candidate. It was one of the best nights of my life and reminded me that not all of America is retarded black hole-brained zombies.

Can't wait to do it again this year. Might have to start smoking again...

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ErinCinderella 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a fucking pussy. I remember not shedding. Tear when Obama won and celebrating wildly for each state that Trump won.

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DoNothingDems 1 point ago +1 / -0

I CANT WAIT TO RELIVE THAT NIGHT. 85 DAYS

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SuperSilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad Story.... but... I too tried to stay up but, fell asleep waiting for the results. Woke up the next day to find Trump had won and did my first day-drinking ever!

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tomthung 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe she'll end it on 11/3/2020.

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raybiker73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, if they were in a dorm on election night 2012 (fall semester 2012-2013) and also on election night 2016 (fall semester 2016-2017), that means they spent five years at a four year school, so they might not be too bright to begin with.

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wakingmajority 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good.

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Pepedom 0 points ago +1 / -1

Such a liar. Trump didnt win until 4am central time

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

How's the story end? Did they died?