See, that's what a cud-chewing candy-headed postage-stamp eater might say. Kids got no attention span today, everybody's walking around staring at those little video game things I see everybody talking to. That's not how we beat the Germans at Pearl Harbor, man! lying dog faced pony soilder where was I ? Before that, we had to use those big cannons. Took 4 or 5 guys to shoot the damn thing, somebody had to jam that big ram-rod in there every time, it was just a nightmare. That's why you need a guy like me in charge ya see, I understand modern warfare. That's why they're choosing a strong sassy woman of color as my President, we would never have won the War Between The States without their stunning and brave contributions. Like my grandpa told me one time while grandma was in the kitchen, boy sometimes she would make so much racket with those big 'ol cast iron skillets, remember those things? Man, I'll never forget those biscuits. She used to put real butter on 'em, not that crap you get in the store, real butter, Jack! She used to milk that funny old cow now and then, she had one of those old butter-churns, I remember she'd just be yankin' and yankin' on that broom handle and eventually, open 'er up and there's butter in there! Now that's how you make biscuits. Makes the hairs stand up on my legs too I like when my granddaughter rubs my calves where was I? Me and Barack both were senators too - She'd get done, and grandpa would say "See Little Joe, that's why I married her." I don't blame the old codger, I'd have married her too if she wasn't so old but I'm not kidding you, those were some damn good biscuits. Grandma almost won a prize for 'em at the county fair, but it got cancelled for the measles. She was mad as hornets, that big pile of biscuits just sitting there with no county fair to go to. Me and grandpa lying dog faced pony soilder kept trying to sneak one, she just kept slapping our hands away, grandpa's yelling at her "Eugenia! Those biscuits ain't going nowhere, the fair's cancelled!!!" Then the cat jumped off the window-sill and knocked that plate off the table, it was just a mess, you never saw such hysteria. I miss that cat, he was a pretty good cat except for that time with the biscuits. See folks, that's why you need to vote for me, especially if you're a person of color or one of our fine upstanding undocumented citizens, I think that's what we're saying now. I survived a pandemic, hell I survived 4 or 5 of 'em. Seems like every time we have a big election one of them rolls around. I know how to fight a pandemic, you go after it like Joe Louis did and just pow, you knock it right out. Trump doesn't know how to do that, he's a bureaucrat. Not like me you know, I'm Average Joe! I'm ready for a scuffle! If you can't handle that, then vote for Trump in 2020! See if I care! I think you whippersnappers can figure it out. If you can't, go to joebiden dot info, they'll set you straight!
Knowing the media, the Joe-Vision screen will be raised several inches and make his face bigger than Don's. They'll be using every sneaky trick they can think of!
I still cant believe he said "you aint black" Like its sad they put somebody with early onset dementia as their front runner.. entertaining, but more sad.
Hope he can live out his remaining years in peace after he loses in November.
Except you would hear cheering for everything Biden. They would fact check Trump live and use Bidens wife as a source of truth regarding his cognitive health.
Hahahaha Joe on the little screen. Gold indeed
The microphone up to his mouth on the TV is the best part.
Because you'd be in jail.
See, that's what a cud-chewing candy-headed postage-stamp eater might say. Kids got no attention span today, everybody's walking around staring at those little video game things I see everybody talking to. That's not how we beat the Germans at Pearl Harbor, man! lying dog faced pony soilder where was I ? Before that, we had to use those big cannons. Took 4 or 5 guys to shoot the damn thing, somebody had to jam that big ram-rod in there every time, it was just a nightmare. That's why you need a guy like me in charge ya see, I understand modern warfare. That's why they're choosing a strong sassy woman of color as my President, we would never have won the War Between The States without their stunning and brave contributions. Like my grandpa told me one time while grandma was in the kitchen, boy sometimes she would make so much racket with those big 'ol cast iron skillets, remember those things? Man, I'll never forget those biscuits. She used to put real butter on 'em, not that crap you get in the store, real butter, Jack! She used to milk that funny old cow now and then, she had one of those old butter-churns, I remember she'd just be yankin' and yankin' on that broom handle and eventually, open 'er up and there's butter in there! Now that's how you make biscuits. Makes the hairs stand up on my legs too I like when my granddaughter rubs my calves where was I? Me and Barack both were senators too - She'd get done, and grandpa would say "See Little Joe, that's why I married her." I don't blame the old codger, I'd have married her too if she wasn't so old but I'm not kidding you, those were some damn good biscuits. Grandma almost won a prize for 'em at the county fair, but it got cancelled for the measles. She was mad as hornets, that big pile of biscuits just sitting there with no county fair to go to. Me and grandpa lying dog faced pony soilder kept trying to sneak one, she just kept slapping our hands away, grandpa's yelling at her "Eugenia! Those biscuits ain't going nowhere, the fair's cancelled!!!" Then the cat jumped off the window-sill and knocked that plate off the table, it was just a mess, you never saw such hysteria. I miss that cat, he was a pretty good cat except for that time with the biscuits. See folks, that's why you need to vote for me, especially if you're a person of color or one of our fine upstanding undocumented citizens, I think that's what we're saying now. I survived a pandemic, hell I survived 4 or 5 of 'em. Seems like every time we have a big election one of them rolls around. I know how to fight a pandemic, you go after it like Joe Louis did and just pow, you knock it right out. Trump doesn't know how to do that, he's a bureaucrat. Not like me you know, I'm Average Joe! I'm ready for a scuffle! If you can't handle that, then vote for Trump in 2020! See if I care! I think you whippersnappers can figure it out. If you can't, go to joebiden dot info, they'll set you straight!
I had to copy paste and separate into paragraphs to make it easier to read, but bravo, you done did it, you lyin' dog faced pony soldier. o/
Copy Pasta from another pede!
Uh, what
Participation award, I upvoted too!
Thanks Joe
Top kek!
Check out his other videos, hilarious:
https://youtu.be/vpE9hjyHSS0
https://youtu.be/IS9cpVF-VK0
https://youtu.be/o7xES0utL4E
I'm glad to see damon imani on the front page, he doesn't get enough praise for his work.
Saw this one this afternoon, but didn't post because I was hoping he would post it himself. (He does have an account here)
Super realistic! All it needs is a creepy Joe shart right at the end.
Y'all gonna meme it into reality if you aren't careful.
This, but Joe will be wearing a mask.
With 0bama's hand up his butt, making him "talk."
Hey now
There's still time to recant!
Don’t forget the goggles
Wearing a mask in his basement....
We meme'd a dude into the White House
We'll do it again (reelected)!
That's the point
He's at home.
Washing his tights!
It's not a meme. It's a preview.
LOL that should be 10 minutes!
There’s so much material of Biden being Biden it really could have been 10 minutes!
Right? Especially with all Trump come backs "I never went after his looks and believe me there's a lot to go after!" LOL even Rand cracked up!
Somebody make it happen!
That's amazing. I wonder if CNN will take it down because they don't understand parodies and satire.
This is great, but also, this really is how Biden is going to do it, isn't it?
Biden ain't taking part in a debate, I bet.
You mean Biden's handlers...
Sounds boring as fuck.
So nice of Trump to travel back in time and bring us a copy!
Hahaha, I was hoping it would end with "alright, thanks Chuck" "uh...it's Chris"
Came here for this.
Oof, big miss. Should be added in
Also fuck Chris Wallace in general.
it's sad when you look at it. MAH WIFE GOTTA GO ON AT SHIX OCLAWK
Platinum. Fuck gold
He should've opened with "I got hairy legs"! That's a real attention grabber..
Pure gold. I still have some hope of a debate actually happening.
I imagined joe appearing in hologram form, common jack this is 2020
Like that Abrovomich cringe satanic garbage.
Knowing the media, the Joe-Vision screen will be raised several inches and make his face bigger than Don's. They'll be using every sneaky trick they can think of!
Fuck, this should be a commercial.
This is YUGE I’m going to have to play Biden debates bingo for all his gaffes
Good but short
This is GOLD. Solid post.
Yep, that is gold! Could not be more potentially accurate.
Well done.
Top kek.
My dude this is top kek.
I still cant believe he said "you aint black" Like its sad they put somebody with early onset dementia as their front runner.. entertaining, but more sad.
Hope he can live out his remaining years in peace after he loses in November.
Except you would hear cheering for everything Biden. They would fact check Trump live and use Bidens wife as a source of truth regarding his cognitive health.
Time traveler is real now?
This is amazing 😂😂
Gold.
😂 😂
Just went through and watched nearly every video on this guy’s channel - they are ALL seriously GOLD. Subscribed for sure
LMAO
Gold indeed!
Holy shit that is hilarious hahaha off to FB we go!
Classic - this should be a campaign commercial. Maybe add some devil horns to Wallace's head.
holy shit this is one of the funniest things. Definitely needs to be longer!!
Lol I love how Chris Wallace got used for this...awesome.
Fucking high level shit right there!
This is some hot stuff..
Choose wisely.
We can, we... we can only reelect Donald Trump...