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deleted 23 points ago +24 / -1
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WestPalm 28 points ago +28 / -0

Duck and hit the pedal.

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HillarysStrapOn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Problem solved👆🏼

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KaliyugaNavigator 6 points ago +8 / -2

With that Sigma he’s packing I wouldn’t even worry about the ducking part.

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WestPalm 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pride cometh before the fall. Always be on guard, jokes aside.

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RolandDelacroix 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Sigma is fine, it just has a long and stiff trigger pull to replicate old police revolvers.

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realJohnBarron 16 points ago +16 / -0

Would it look odd to rock a snow plow in August?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fat Tony the Tiger possibly has a 9mm, which may sport 115 grains at approx 1140 fps.

The GMC, on the other hand, weighs an estimated 3.5 tons, so will have a slight advantage with 49,000,000 grains at 86.3 fps.

My money is on the truck.

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sarcen1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

/pushes up glasses. Confirmed the math.

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sarcen1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anytime!

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superwookee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thorniley Stopping Power = 2.866 (Constant) × Velocity × (Mass of Bullet ÷ 7000) × √ Diameter

2.866 x 5 MPH (11 FPS) x (6900 kg ÷ 7000) x √~4000 sq in = ~1954

125gr 9mm is 35

230gr 45 ACP is 53

Completely apples to oranges but still a fun exercise.