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geverett18 119 points ago +121 / -2

Make Justine Trudeau have PMS again

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Ninki333 58 points ago +59 / -1

Make Trudy a drama teacher again.

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Sirbigusdickus 26 points ago +26 / -0

Male Trudeau a Geisha again.

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Ghost_Division 16 points ago +16 / -0

Make hockey great again.

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Mashiki 8 points ago +8 / -0

Watch local leagues, NHL bent the knee. Though I've been going to major-junior games for about 10 years, they're far better. The Knights in London, Ontario usually packs the arena full on every game.

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HonkNJhonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Florida Panthers do great things for wounded Veterans.

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JovialKlutz 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm surprised he hasn't used PMS as an excuse for all his numerous corruption scandals. Maybe it's too sexist or something.

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BritPedeMEGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trutard gets PMS in his Mangina.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Um. EXCUSE ME! IT'S CALLED A FRONT-HOLE NOW! REEEEEEEEE

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BritPedeMEGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Justine Turdeau doesn’t have a front hole or lady Benis... Xir’s completely blank. Like a Ken doll!

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Thequadrupledecker 6 points ago +6 / -0

He gets it once a month at least.

I'd make a joke about his cycle syncing with his wife's, but hes too cucked for that.

Indris.

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JustinTrudeausVagina 4 points ago +4 / -0

hey, come on now. I have it hard enough already okay?

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thistlemitten 80 points ago +80 / -0

Another Canadian here. Totally MAGA 2020, eh! You guys can do this! Save us from four years of being creepily sniffed!

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Ninki333 30 points ago +30 / -0

Someone tell Hunter that its not Cocaine but actual fucking snow that falls from the sky in winter.

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Sporadica 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck i'd love to be so rich I could make it snow cocaine in August.

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endthefed11 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, when you get tens of thousands a month sitting on the board of a corrupt Ukrainian gas company with no experience and a sweetheart china banking deal, then you can buy as much cocaine as you want.

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EdBuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

He will look back on his days when he is on the deathbed and regret everything. I feel sorry for him, but fuck them all in the interim

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk if he will. The dude is a scumbag. He had an affair with his dead brother's widow and left his family and kids for her. Recently, he just had a baby with a stripper.

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lefty295 23 points ago +23 / -0

I hope you realize no wall in the north will stop joe Biden from getting to your leg hair.

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Ninki333 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who do you think has the better sniffer? Joe or Hunter?

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Darth_Vader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunters got the tooth to prove it.

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endthefed11 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has moved on to sniffing other things.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have highly trained moose that keep the leg hair bandits out.

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cherryred 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, the only thing stopping Biden is Thistlemitten's age.

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MAGA12 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump has done more for Canada than Trudeau has. Locking down the southern border is amazing for us too.

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eb1973 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whole lot of really good "things" come out of the Great White North....

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I_AM_CANADIAN_ 62 points ago +62 / -0

Drunk canadian here too. AGREED

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JustinTrudeausVagina 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's not the only thing driving us.

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Mememan 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm sober, never was a drunk, hardly ever drink myself. Just bores me

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Barry_Soweto 2 points ago +2 / -0

...implying Cornell and Bennington hung themselves.

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BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago +2 / -0

One belt one roadrash.

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Thequadrupledecker 16 points ago +16 / -0

Cheers Canada-pede!!!

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lefty295 7 points ago +7 / -0

Relevant username.

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Mememan 8 points ago +9 / -1

Not only do foreign nationals buy our houses and drive up costs, but in a lot of cases they don't even live in these houses. If you don't live in them then you don't have to pay taxes on them, yet you can enjoy Canadian healthcare if you do get sick. Such BS, as a lot of Canadians can't even afford a house anymore.

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Barry_Soweto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wrong. If you own the home and don’t live there, you still have to pay taxes on the property. Sometimes even higher than if you lived in the house.

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Mememan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, it looks like you might be right, seems they changed it in 2018, there are other reasons but they only last a year.

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Ron4Don 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have my (Canadian) up vote. I wish everyone would read this as you really said it all .

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MAGA12 18 points ago +19 / -1

Because if the USA succeeds Canada succeeds. We’re each others number one trade partners. You take our lumber and refine Alberta’s Oil. If you fail we fail.

And how can you not love Trump? Canada is mostly based outside of Vancouver (your San Fran) and Toronto (your NY)

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Ron4Don 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take my up vote. Well said.

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Mememan 17 points ago +17 / -0

I've always seen Canada as a liberal testing ground for American policy, they test it here on a smaller but very similar population then roll it out in America a decade later. America basically owns Canada, you have the industrial and military power in this theater so we are pretty much at your mercy. Canadian politics is boring to be honest, and Trump has more power in Canada than Trudeau does. If Trump wanted to shut our country down he could, and our only choice would be to sell out to china to survive. Your final point is the real reason though, Trump is a badass and true Canadians love him for it, and wish we could have a guy like him here.

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Mememan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trust me we want someone like Trump badly, but for too long we let liberal policy dominate our decision making. 51% of Canada is foreign born, and the original Americanized Canadians are simply outnumbered and outvoted. We almost won the last election but i think Sheer was just not the man for the job, he sure as heck is no Trump. Still conservatives actually did win the popular vote, we just lost too many seats because of the cities...liberal planning at it's finest.

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BuffaloReaper94 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was pretty much over before the western provinces’ polls closed, wasn’t it? I tuned into CBC that night at like 8:15 ET and they were calling it for Trudeau.

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Mememan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hard to remember now but i think it was just after Ontario closed they were calling it in favour of Trudeau. I knew it was lost the moment my friend told me he was voting Trudeau cause some girl he wanted to bang told him to. He already knows i think hes a dumb shit, but that pretty much did him in with me lol

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Fordheartskav 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep

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mshecubis 5 points ago +6 / -1

Because Canada is essentially a vassal state of the US.

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MrDoozy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're not all faggy redditors

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mshecubis 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re just mistaking a cultural inferiority complex for disdain.

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Fordheartskav 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only the libtard ones you see on tv or ones who’ve never been out of their own hometown. Small minded libturds

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Fordheartskav 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything America does effects us Canadians directly. You’re our biggest trading partner and our biggest ally. Kind of dumb NOT to be aware of US politics. Also, Trump is the fucking best

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MajorAppleHead 38 points ago +38 / -0

Consider it done

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Autismo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Feels like nothing we can do, Canada is so fucked in every aspect.

I hope the US annexes us to be honest. There seems to be no other way.

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Autismo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe in the US... i dont believe in Canada unfortunately

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Autismo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am on board with this and I already do a lot of these things, its just a very uphill battle and we don't have good pundits to help us like Crowder etc who focus specifically on Canadian issues. Our conservative party & media here is pathetic, which us why we follow the US and why we're here.

Also, let's be honest. The US dictates culture everywhere, so if you win, western culture wins which is the major goal.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be honest? Canada is likely going to break apart. Governments like the Liberals only pander to the base that will keep them in power. And it wouldn't surprise me if we see the country fracture by 2030.

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Maxmax 28 points ago +28 / -0

You got it. No worries.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 26 points ago +27 / -1

You enjoy that Rum there, Julian. Tell Ricky and Bubbles to stay out of trouble.

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Abovethefray 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ricky got 10,000 dollars, he is retired now.

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Thequadrupledecker 7 points ago +7 / -0

He ate 9 cans of ravioli....

He wont admit it though.

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mk81 24 points ago +24 / -0

Also leaf pede.

Please save Western civilization again. There's no one else who's going to do it.

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anon1011101 14 points ago +14 / -0

Everything hinges on the 2020 election. I will be voting and taking people with me

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Thequadrupledecker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Much love leaf!

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Ninki333 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hear, hear.

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jonnyrockets 20 points ago +20 / -0

MAGA 2020 from a Canadian who wishes he could move to Texas and bathe in all that freedom!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 17 points ago +18 / -1

Enjoying rum with various Goya stuff. We may need to do more than vote here, but I think everyone here realizes we simply can NOT let the US fall into enemy hands ...

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MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0

My son bought a couple of boxes of frozen Goya Chile Rellenos the other night because I make them sometimes and we really like them, but it's time-consuming. Wow, they were excellent. I couldn't believe how good they were. They are as good as a restaurant, as good as the ones I make, probably a little better actually. Just make sure you don't eat the stem from the chile, at one end, because they even use fresh, roasted chiles, not canned.

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Thequadrupledecker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh mate

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endthefed11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, ya know?

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Thequadrupledecker 16 points ago +16 / -0

Also a drunk Canadian here.... sipping 12 year old single malt.

I fucking love you guys.

I was a 90's, early 2000's liberal....

I cant stand the hypocrisy of the left, I hate identity politics and I love Trump.

I read. I read a ton of shit. Drives my wife crazy. What are you doing??

Reading.

I love Reagan. The best social program is a job.

I love working. I love providing for my family. I love life.

And yet, guys like us are the bad guys? All of of a sudden in the last 5 years? Fuck that.

I love you Centipedes!!

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Rainspa 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're a Centipede, too!

Get this Pede a coat and a brick!

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Thequadrupledecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

FUCKING EH MY BROTHER!!!!

GOD BLESS!!!

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Rainspa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Centipede with a tuque! Have some poutine for me!

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Thequadrupledecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much love, much love!!

Absolutely will mon frere.

There is a certain amount of glory in spending the day on the water and hitting the road side fry truck for a poutine on the way home. Not gonna lie about that hahaha

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Thequadrupledecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Toque BTW

A++++ for effort and (((inclusiveness))) though!

Something the commies will never get. I dont care what colour your skin is, where you come from... who your parents are....

If you love freedom and have respect, we can get along like aces.

Cheers brother.

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Ninki333 15 points ago +15 / -0

Stoned Canadian checking in. We really do love you guys

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jason73ug 6 points ago +6 / -0

good to see another stoned canadian here

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Ninki333 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well I drank yesterday so I figured I'd just smoke today..

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Rainspa 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was one of the best things.

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SpezisaRetard 14 points ago +14 / -0

Having a brew down under. Best wishes commonwealth brother

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Magafactured 13 points ago +13 / -0

We love yous guys!

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destroyer713 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm a red-blooded American, but I'll be damned if my happy place isn't Vancouver Island. It destroys me to see it being trashed by the libs. First MAGA then MCGA!

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Mememan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope so man, destroy those bastard libs in your country and then please come save us. If you notice in Trump rally video chats, you will see desperate Canadians cheering on Trump like there is no tomorrow. Since if he doesn't win there just might not be a tomorrow, we seen it destroy our country now we are watching it destroy yours too.

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SethRichsgoldwatch 11 points ago +11 / -0

What city do you live in pede? West coast? I'm from Vancouver. Let's grab a beer bro. No cap. Pm me if you are from Van. Everyone here has TDS. Would love to meet another pede IRL.

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Mostprobably 3 points ago +3 / -0

🙋‍♂️

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anon1011101 1 point ago +2 / -1

this nigga cappin

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SethRichsgoldwatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Check my post history bud. I run 2 accounts. One on my phone. One on my PC. Maga since 2016. And I have like 3 friends IRL. I could use another pede friend

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SethRichsgoldwatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I checked it for you I've been on here 8 months baby.

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

im just joking because you used the term "cap." unfortunately i am on the other side of the continent

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MrDoozy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just checked this post again, I was pretty trashed and forgot I made this post. I'm actually in Toronto

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GulagDweller 10 points ago +10 / -0

I feel sorry for Canada with Black Face Trudeau, we too will be fucked if Sleepy Creepy Joe gets carried into office by voter fraud.

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Lballs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Another drunk Canadian here. Went on the offensive at work. Anytime someone starts shit talking Trump I just hold up my phone with the Trump 2020 phone case and they shut right up. I’ve even found a bunch of other closet supporters at work. Best part is they are Nigerian and Filipino so when the cringe liberals talk about racism they get shut down right quick.

No brakes baby

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Gunsmonkey22 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jordan Peterson was an awakening for your country. I'm aboot to vote in NOV. But...it's going to be a black winter and shit is going to be ugly, just saying.

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Gunsmonkey22 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO, more like a John Wick vid with Trumps Head on him.

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DonnieRamesJio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haven't seen those but got a JB that's at least 30 years old and crushes the front end of my Marshall

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TrumpRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

second the Duncan JB..username checks out

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TDAF 8 points ago +8 / -0

God keep our land glorious and free.

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DonnieRamesJio 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this Scott, or Dean from Cold War Motors? :D

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blogbusserb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Another leaf pede checking in. The US is big bro. If you succeed we succeed. I'm rooting not just for the US, but for the West, and with POTUS being the figurehead of the West, you beautiful bastards can help bring forth 4 more years of Western greatness!

L A N D S L I D E!!

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muy_libre 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based Canadians FTW!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

From a drunk American: gravy on fries? Really?

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morphagent 11 points ago +11 / -0

From an American who's had fries & gravy, Really! It's delicious.

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mylittleredpill 4 points ago +4 / -0

My trip to British Columbia included these fries and gravy you speak of (along with some cheese curds). Im sitting here thinking, why the hell has this not taken off in the southern US yet? We love our fried foods down here.

If I could get a hold of some curds, Id make my own. Just need a good gravy recipe.

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GoldenEagle1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Couldn't be any worse than the sweat tea they love down in Dixie.

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Frick_The_Dems2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

You watch your whore mouth! Sweet Tea and I mean real sweet tea not that NY crap is a staple down here! Shits just good man idk, we grow up drinking it and have to have it...South Louisiana Pede btw.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know, I live in the western US. I tried sweet tea at my local Popeye's Fried Chicken. I didn't care for it at all.

A guy I work with was a Mormon missionary in the south. He told me that it's an acquired taste. Pretty much every family has their own recipe.

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lefty295 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you ever want to see some real shit, give someone from the south sweet tea from somewhere like NY or the northeast. They’ll probably murder you before the night is out. But seriously southerners... wtf is with that sugar, that’s enough to be a damn threat!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I want to see southerners go to war, I'll ask who has the best barbecue: Texas, St. Louis, or the Carolinas.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

North Carolina, obviously.

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only a yank would leave out the cheese curds.

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BritPedeMEGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Alberta would like to apply to be the 51st state please. We are seeking asylum from Mr. Justine Trudeau....

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chesterfields 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about MB and SK? Are they based as well?

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mylittleredpill 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are (so I hear from my liberal Canadian contacts)

I say we trade them California, New York, and Illinois for Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan (hey, I spelled that right!)

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely. The whole Praries should join The USA. They voted almost entirely blue last time, along with Alberta. Although there was a surreal hard left holdout in Edmonton with Rachel Notleys seat. (new Dumb Party). Maybe BC too but alas it appears to be lost to the Volvo driving, Tesla masturbating, granola eating, hippy lefty crowd.

Fun fact American pedes, in the Uk and Canada, political party colours are reversed. The Conservative party is blue, labour (UK) and the liberal party (Canada) are red. There’s a third smaller party, Liberal Democrat’s UK- yellow, New Democrat party - Canada which uses orange.

There’s also the Bloc Québécois but they are whiny fake Frenchies who steal most of Albertas oil money whilst blocking our oil pipelines, so they don’t really count.

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Trump-2020-2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

We have the best patriots Trump 2020

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MsAnthropic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Living in Australia, can confirm.

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Sirbigusdickus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stay strong and keep your great Canadian wood hard! No homo.

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Moosehead1867 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuckin right brother! Wish we had our own Trump here! Canada for Trump...ONE HUNDRED PERCENT! You guys are very lucky...once in a lifetime President you've got there. 👍

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One_Man_Militia 6 points ago +6 / -0

WE'VE GOT THE BEST SNOW MEXICANS, DON'T WE FOLKS??!!

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BladeX10 5 points ago +5 / -0

drom a frunk calfiornia,,, ill do my bset

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morphagent 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cheers, eh!

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Jolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

We fucking love you Canucks. We know that 99.8% of you or normal fucking human beings, and as a Minnesotan I know y'all just north of the border ain't no different than us hillbillies. Shit, way back when I used to think you had more shit more figured out that we do, after all when I turned 18 used to go up there by beer... So thanks for that Brothers and sisters. do you want to send any of those french-canadian girls down... We could sure use more of them on hottiesfortrump.. l. ;-)

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Mememan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha almost all of our women are liberal, the best you can find here is non political women, and they won't like trump. Sure they are pretty, but you know what they say about socialist titties (:

Don't forget a lot of Canadians are Americans in all but name lol, my family emigrated to Canada from Pennsylvania in the 1800s along with many others. Sadly i wish they had never come north, as a hard worker i feel i would do much better in the states.

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intraara 5 points ago +5 / -0

Drunk Canadian here also, just got done ranting about the Democrats while my buddy was driving me home

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onetruecliff 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, fellow Pede. (You don't have to be American to be one of us, pedes.) For some reason, hearing a non-American say this makes me feel really good.

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frigiddepths 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come liberate Alberta!

Take it all!

It has been foretold: https://youtu.be/lw5LjZ3Q7j4

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anon1011101 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am voting for Trump and convinced at least a dozen other people to do so.

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cherryred 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have that corrupt, cowardly faggot Trudeau over there and I sympathize. And a lot of people in Canada seem pleased to just fawn over him because "oh he's so pretty and nice" and ignore all the bullshit he's doing. Must be frustrating. I wish there were more people like Trump in politics around the world. Those that do the right thing but don't give a fuck about virtue signaling are so rare nowadays.

We need more countries standing up for individual rights like freedom of speech and the right to arm and protect yourself. So many places are becoming shitholes. I love you for staying strong.

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Modus_Pwninz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get rid of your commie leader eh

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same to you, Leafy Pede - from a drunk American! I like beer. And it’s Saturday!

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The_red_hat 3 points ago +3 / -0

From a sober Aussie wishing he was at the pub I agree!

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t care where you’re from. If you have the same values (which obviously you do) you’re my brother or sister! We’re all humans trying to do right by our families and loved ones. Everybody wants the same things but only some of us are willing to bust our asses to get it! Plus we’re honest and not crooks. God bless pede! Ohh yeah My vote and my whole family’s vote goes to GEOTUS!

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ChadManspread 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lotta drunk Canadians in this thread. Is anyone up there sober? Not down here either!

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Mememan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am almost always sober, i smoke a joint now and then but i like a clear head for the most part

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TotallyYuge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brit here. The free world is counting on you guys electing Trump... or all our grandkids will be speaking Chinese. Get to those voting booths and save the world pedes. We're counting on you.