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davidzaduk 3 points ago +3 / -0

President Noem is proud to welcome the new state of Greenland to the Union during her first term.

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RuPaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Unless you want to go to war against Denmark.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you imagine the international reeeee? The US would become the tactical masters of the Northern Hemisphere.

If only Canada could un-cuck itself, they'd become the nicest hat.

Mexico would be like "Y U no like us, Compadre?"