I went down the rabbit hole last night and a lot of the "evidence" seems very convincing, but people say there are no photos of her as a child... a quick Google search will pull up several.
Is there something I'm missing or is this just craziness?
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The whole thing started as a joke.
But some people are easily swayed.
No one has ever seen it "swinging." There's been a lump in her dress. That's it.
Could be a huge menstrual napkin. Or the handle of the fire extinguisher that she shoves up there to satisfy herself.
Believe what you want. I still think it's a joke.
And a damn funny one.
“Nobody has seen it swinging” you haven’t seen the Ellen dancing video, have you? That junk was flopping back and forth. Definitely a penis.
You are correct; I haven't seen that.
OK, I looked at an Ellen dancing video and I saw no lump in Michelle's pants.
I continue to maintain that the whole thing is a joke, and a damn funny one.