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Wyrmshadow 71 points ago +71 / -0

We have the worst boaters. Let me tell you, just awful.

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Mightymouse1111 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol yea... seems like a lot of gun owners get into "boating accidents". Or are these legit boating accidents? Either way, stay safe everyone, boat carefully, but boat armed.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Somebody who makes the property flotation equipment could really make out like a bandit!

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muy_libre 33 points ago +33 / -0

The same thing happened to me yesterday! What a bummer :(

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StabbingRobotRoberto 14 points ago +14 / -0

Why doesn't someone invent a life vest for firearms? Think of the number of these tragedies that could be avoided....

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you ATF or something? I want my guns to sink.

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ancientarchitect369 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure anyone would buy them though lol

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Toughsky_Shitsky 20 points ago +21 / -1

F

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workinating 6 points ago +6 / -0

F

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AlabamaMAGAChad 18 points ago +18 / -0

What a tragic loss of a beautiful weapon in your recent boating accident!

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Donkeyballs 16 points ago +16 / -0

Amphibious anti-narco raid?

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TH750 [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Super top secret

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WhitePowerRanger 15 points ago +18 / -3

I don’t know what the boating accident refers to

And at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Insert Pratt face

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CelesteD 17 points ago +17 / -0

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

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WhitePowerRanger 13 points ago +14 / -1

My AR brings all the boats to the yard

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AlabamaMAGAChad 12 points ago +12 / -0

“My optic - is better than yours”

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

My iron sites are better than yours!

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jive-ass-turkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

It refers to the reason you, and everyone else in America, will be giving to the ATF when they ask you the location of all the guns you bought when they finally decide they're too dangerous for you to own them anymore.

You needed to know this. That joke is far too ubiquitous, and the answer far too pedestrian, for you to not know to what it is referring.

You must feel totally out of the loop, because it gets mentioned on like every gun thread. I know I would.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +4 / -1

I live in Florida. No one has ever asked me where my guns are. And if they did, I’d just be like “wut guns?” I just didn’t know if this had ever ACTUALLY happened. Like some ATF cunt came to someone’s house and he’s like “fuck me dude, just went fishing yesterday and dropped all 30 guns overboard, ammo and all. Freak accident” like if there was a news story I can read and laugh at.

But yeah, that’s essentially what I thought lol I’m not stupid, just wondered if there was more too it

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dasvolk 2 points ago +2 / -0

In reality, you shoot the ATF agent, bury him in the hole you dug your guns up from, then drive to the abandoned McDonalds in Post, Texas. Knock on the door, tell them you're wearing a Citizen Watch from Ross. They will take care of the rest.

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WhitePowerRanger -1 points ago +1 / -2

This guy pews!

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donaldschwarzenegger 1 point ago +1 / -0

All jokes aside, would this actually work and be effective in that event?

As in, if you simply say its lost, theres nothing they can do to prove youre bullshitting? Unless they obviously do a search and find it in your closet

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CovefefeREEEE 13 points ago +13 / -0

So sorry to hear of your loss. My condolences. ;)

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GeneralVeers 7 points ago +7 / -0

F

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13mizzou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sadly that's the dangers of meaming while boating

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Harcerz 1 point ago +1 / -0

The worst disasters happen when you try to meme while being a leftist. Ugh!

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WhitePowerRanger 0 points ago +2 / -2

Full meme ahead boys!

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stonepony 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice. Haven't lost mine in a boating accident yet, but, I did lose the firing pin so it's just like a prop and stuff.

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Filo76 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hear the prosecutors office in St. Louis will fix it for free.

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QuantumReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love all you guys so much, this feels just like the good old days on TD. God I hope we can keep doing this shit for 4 and 1/2 more years

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T95doomturtle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh dude, so sorry about that. Downright tragic.

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Gadbous 4 points ago +4 / -0

My dog ate mine.....

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21JAN2025 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is someone cutting onions...

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debi_birx_scarf 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know the GPS coordinates? I may go SCUBA diving tomorrow : )

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TrumpLovesPussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

F

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DomBoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

My word, she was beautiful, we won't remember

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unstoppablemittens 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pour one out for the fallen...

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linereddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any day now the Coast Guard will report on the many new navigational hazards - mysterious heaps of largely metallic objects - that have to be materializing in our offshore and inland sport fishing waters.

Any day now.

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Wohwoh1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice piece,however did you just assume it’s gender? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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TwoWords 2 points ago +2 / -0

Press F

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AmericanCzar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry for your loss. lol

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope you didn't forget to pull that black box tracer off before launch.

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went scuba-diving today. One of these days, I'll find one of these boating-accident guns. All I find is sunglasses, cell-pones, and i watches. :(

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dicklock is not missed.

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

You lost her in a boating accident?? SAD!!!

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Naehtepo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tragic

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300BLK 2 points ago +3 / -1

The fact that you have to tell people that you lost your guns in a boating accident means your Second Amendment rights are already in question and you should be pissed off at ((((them)))).

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get_that_bozo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh the humanity! What a tragic loss to be sure. You Sir, could NOT be replaced. Thankfully, the weapon can be, so long as Donald Trump is our president. Make sure to Vote Trump 2020, otherwise, Pedo Joe will have Bedo come after ALL your 2nd amendment right defenders of freedom!

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MadeInUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhhh, there could be glowers nearby.

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