Lol yea... seems like a lot of gun owners get into "boating accidents". Or are these legit boating accidents? Either way, stay safe everyone, boat carefully, but boat armed.
It refers to the reason you, and everyone else in America, will be giving to the ATF when they ask you the location of all the guns you bought when they finally decide they're too dangerous for you to own them anymore.
You needed to know this. That joke is far too ubiquitous, and the answer far too pedestrian, for you to not know to what it is referring.
You must feel totally out of the loop, because it gets mentioned on like every gun thread. I know I would.
I live in Florida. No one has ever asked me where my guns are. And if they did, I’d just be like “wut guns?” I just didn’t know if this had ever ACTUALLY happened. Like some ATF cunt came to someone’s house and he’s like “fuck me dude, just went fishing yesterday and dropped all 30 guns overboard, ammo and all. Freak accident” like if there was a news story I can read and laugh at.
But yeah, that’s essentially what I thought lol I’m not stupid, just wondered if there was more too it
In reality, you shoot the ATF agent, bury him in the hole you dug your guns up from, then drive to the abandoned McDonalds in Post, Texas. Knock on the door, tell them you're wearing a Citizen Watch from Ross. They will take care of the rest.
All jokes aside, would this actually work and be effective in that event?
As in, if you simply say its lost, theres nothing they can do to prove youre bullshitting? Unless they obviously do a search and find it in your closet
Any day now the Coast Guard will report on the many new navigational hazards - mysterious heaps of largely metallic objects - that have to be materializing in our offshore and inland sport fishing waters.
The fact that you have to tell people that you lost your guns in a boating accident means your Second Amendment rights are already in question and you should be pissed off at ((((them)))).
Oh the humanity! What a tragic loss to be sure. You Sir, could NOT be replaced. Thankfully, the weapon can be, so long as Donald Trump is our president. Make sure to Vote Trump 2020, otherwise, Pedo Joe will have Bedo come after ALL your 2nd amendment right defenders of freedom!
We have the worst boaters. Let me tell you, just awful.
Lol yea... seems like a lot of gun owners get into "boating accidents". Or are these legit boating accidents? Either way, stay safe everyone, boat carefully, but boat armed.
Somebody who makes the property flotation equipment could really make out like a bandit!
The same thing happened to me yesterday! What a bummer :(
Why doesn't someone invent a life vest for firearms? Think of the number of these tragedies that could be avoided....
Are you ATF or something? I want my guns to sink.
I'm not sure anyone would buy them though lol
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What a tragic loss of a beautiful weapon in your recent boating accident!
Amphibious anti-narco raid?
Super top secret
I don’t know what the boating accident refers to
And at this point I’m too afraid to ask
Insert Pratt face
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
My AR brings all the boats to the yard
“My optic - is better than yours”
My iron sites are better than yours!
It refers to the reason you, and everyone else in America, will be giving to the ATF when they ask you the location of all the guns you bought when they finally decide they're too dangerous for you to own them anymore.
You needed to know this. That joke is far too ubiquitous, and the answer far too pedestrian, for you to not know to what it is referring.
You must feel totally out of the loop, because it gets mentioned on like every gun thread. I know I would.
I live in Florida. No one has ever asked me where my guns are. And if they did, I’d just be like “wut guns?” I just didn’t know if this had ever ACTUALLY happened. Like some ATF cunt came to someone’s house and he’s like “fuck me dude, just went fishing yesterday and dropped all 30 guns overboard, ammo and all. Freak accident” like if there was a news story I can read and laugh at.
But yeah, that’s essentially what I thought lol I’m not stupid, just wondered if there was more too it
In reality, you shoot the ATF agent, bury him in the hole you dug your guns up from, then drive to the abandoned McDonalds in Post, Texas. Knock on the door, tell them you're wearing a Citizen Watch from Ross. They will take care of the rest.
This guy pews!
All jokes aside, would this actually work and be effective in that event?
As in, if you simply say its lost, theres nothing they can do to prove youre bullshitting? Unless they obviously do a search and find it in your closet
So sorry to hear of your loss. My condolences. ;)
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Sadly that's the dangers of meaming while boating
The worst disasters happen when you try to meme while being a leftist. Ugh!
Full meme ahead boys!
Nice. Haven't lost mine in a boating accident yet, but, I did lose the firing pin so it's just like a prop and stuff.
I hear the prosecutors office in St. Louis will fix it for free.
I love all you guys so much, this feels just like the good old days on TD. God I hope we can keep doing this shit for 4 and 1/2 more years
Oh dude, so sorry about that. Downright tragic.
My dog ate mine.....
Is someone cutting onions...
You know the GPS coordinates? I may go SCUBA diving tomorrow : )
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My word, she was beautiful, we won't remember
Pour one out for the fallen...
Any day now the Coast Guard will report on the many new navigational hazards - mysterious heaps of largely metallic objects - that have to be materializing in our offshore and inland sport fishing waters.
Any day now.
Nice piece,however did you just assume it’s gender? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Sorry for your loss. lol
Hope you didn't forget to pull that black box tracer off before launch.
I went scuba-diving today. One of these days, I'll find one of these boating-accident guns. All I find is sunglasses, cell-pones, and i watches. :(
Dicklock is not missed.
You lost her in a boating accident?? SAD!!!
Tragic
The fact that you have to tell people that you lost your guns in a boating accident means your Second Amendment rights are already in question and you should be pissed off at ((((them)))).
Oh the humanity! What a tragic loss to be sure. You Sir, could NOT be replaced. Thankfully, the weapon can be, so long as Donald Trump is our president. Make sure to Vote Trump 2020, otherwise, Pedo Joe will have Bedo come after ALL your 2nd amendment right defenders of freedom!
Shhhh, there could be glowers nearby.