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I'll be your HUCKLEBERRY! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by wst4 ago by wst4 +2883 / -0
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John789 38 points ago +38 / -0

People should also consider buying some fire extinguishers. Just like a firearm, you hope you never have to use it, but the one day you do, you will be glad to have one.

I heard rumors Antifa were walking around the suburbs, marking houses with American flags, to potentially burn.

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Tookens 15 points ago +15 / -0

Weird coincidence.. Just picked up a couple at Lowe's last month.

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Kev_dubya 10 points ago +10 / -0

Buy yourself some good smoke/CO alarms first. Place one on every level of your home, especially near the bedrooms.

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snekipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Keep one in the car too

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Jabroni421 1 point ago +3 / -2

Why not let the house burn, collect insurance (to build new elsewhere) and leave a charred lot with a sign that says “Black Lives Matter was here”. Let the neighborhood keep the reminder/stain.

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Thistriggersthelibs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why not just shoot commies?

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Houses can be rebuilt, but not the memories, or the things within.

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Jabroni421 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m saying buy another lot and use insurance to rebuild in another area. Keep the lot with the burned down house, do not rebuild, leave charred remains, with a sign saying BLM was here.

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goodguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

and it was 'legal'

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MAGA_Fuckhead 9 points ago +9 / -0

There was more justice when there was less law.

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ForwardObserver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Justice is Blind!Lady Justice

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Les_Deplorables 15 points ago +15 / -0

I've got two guns, one for each of you.

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SirPokeSmottington 8 points ago +9 / -1

Did you know the phrase is actually “I’ll be your huckle bearer.”?

It's not.

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cluckingducks 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that sounds like that is exactly what he says.

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is an emaciated weirdo now

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I liked season 1 fargo series

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EpicPede 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm working on my Wyatt Earp mustache rn if you need a sidekick.

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FreeAndHostile 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tombstone is on right now on Paramount.

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EpicPede 2 points ago +4 / -2

hell ya ty pede

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HumbleMemeFarmer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like maybe a Cutts Compensator.

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thebassdude 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is indeed what that is. I have one on a Browning Auto 5 from 1954.

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vented rib or ports for the gases to escape to the sides, limits the recoil. This is in fact a riot shotgun from the Korean war.

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HonkNJhonk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vent ribs and front irons are super sexy

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StillplayenSometimes 6 points ago +6 / -0

God bless brother

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same to you brother!

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Magentapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Liber-T!

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DicksOutForHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Browning auto?

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wst4 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Close. Browning pump riot shotgun from the Korean war.

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cowpen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I recognized the Browning because Browning's are pretty. Mine's a BLR.

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imgunnasayit 4 points ago +4 / -0

..............it's......I'm your Huckleberry... 🤦🏼‍♂️ Carry on pede... Lol

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wst4 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Close enough, been many years since I saw the movie! Lol

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ValleyForge 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is a sexy looking AR you got there.

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you!

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wst4 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

To me the Liberty are the best, very happy with mine.

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goodguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

God I admire you.

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great for skeet or America hating commies, which ever you prefer.

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely!

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Potsie_Ramirez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not enough GOP donors here or they would have recognized that fantastic calendar. June and April were my favorites.

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

I noticed it and i have it as well

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good eye right here! :)

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shadypollster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sure why but I have always like over and under shotties.

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dGPOFniqsrZF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminder to buy your Trump hats from shop.donaldjtrump.com .

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine came from Trump Tower when my wife was in New York several years ago.

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DatNewbChemist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just got me a new AR along with some of those ever fun green tips. I've also began conceal-carrying a high caliber handgun that'll likely knock someone down for the count with any clean chest shot. Only thing on my list that I'm missing is a concealable body cam so that if I'm ever attacked by a neo-Brown Shirt (Antifa), I have a nice bit of evidence to share showing that I was in the right to defend myself.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's something this site should discuss more. What's a good concealable bodycam? We all need to know.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm on the shitter, can you not make me this hard please?

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liberalnevermore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thems rookie numbers, need moar gats.

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have several more, just pulled my 3 favs.

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operator1214 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hucklebearer

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Sum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keep trying to shop for a good Mossberg shotgun but they're sold out everywhere! DX

I think my only choices are these ugly wetland camo semi-autos that cost 1100 or more and have 28 inch barrels!!! I just want a 20 inch maverick dammit!!! >_<

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Imjustin1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive been needing to upgrade to a bigger safe, but the electronic pad ones kinda scare me. What happens if the power fails? Are you fucked??

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wst4 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It works from a 9 volt battery, I just replace it every year when I do my smoke alarm ones.

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FreeAndHostile 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the exact safe I'm ordering after I move in a couple weeks.

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would somebody please explain the concept behind, 'I'll be your Huckleberry?' I've heard it but don't understand the reference. Thanks.

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks. I still don't really know what it means. At first I thought it was a reference to Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer. Something like, "I'm your friend,' or your back up or something. After he shot him I thought, maybe not! lol.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. I still don't really know what it means

I usually look down upon those that cannot Google. However, today I am your Huckleberry.

https://victoriawilcoxbooks.com/doc-holliday-stories/im-your-huckleberry/

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not that I can not google it's that I REFUSE to google because I believe google is EVIL.

But thanks. That's pretty much what I thought.

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +1 / -0

TBF, I used Google as a verb, not a proper noun.

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

I figured, and I hate that even more. It's moved into the lexicon like "Kleenex" or "Scotch Tape." And it gives it more legitimacy and free advertising

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 1 point ago +2 / -1

That looks like an Aliester model safe.

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wst4 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberty Fatboy

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TaggartCiscontinenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a pedantic thing to point out but the saying is “I’ll be your huckle bearer,” implying “I’m going to (kill you and) carry your coffin,” the handles of which are called ‘huckles.’