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God Bless Sunday Gunday (is2.4chan.org) MAGA
posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +3101 / -0
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EpicPede 61 points ago +67 / -6

Fun Fact: That's an actual photograph of our based LORD AND SAVIOR Jesus Christ.

EDIT: BEWARE OF ATHEIST DOWNVOTE BRIGADES BELOW.

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Bax101 40 points ago +41 / -1

Yes, posing with his famous Mosesberg shotgun.

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MudDog 31 points ago +32 / -1

God created man. Samuel Colt made them equals.

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flipping_some_tables 9 points ago +9 / -0

Based table flipper

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am amazed by his doctrine

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EpicPede 1 point ago +3 / -2

Money Changers can get rekt.

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HumanSomewhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

yep, you can tell by the location of the slide release as well. personally I have always preffered the mossberg style release, but the picture definitely shows a remington release. and you can see the edge of the remington-style loading gate as well.

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South_Florida_Guy 8 points ago +9 / -1

Let he who is without sin, fire the first blast. It's in the Bible, you just have to look it up.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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Liberty1885 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just not fair!!!! Many Democrats particularly Nancy Pelosi cant even touch a bible without setting themselves on fire...... ..how insensitive of you

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EpicPede 8 points ago +12 / -4

Based lol

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CovefefeREEEE 8 points ago +8 / -0

Time traveler here. Can confirm.

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EpicPede 2 points ago +5 / -3

👀

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mosesberg shotgun

oh my sides vlad!

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MAGAnic316 13 points ago +14 / -1

...and the Lord told Peter, "Say unto the Romans to fucketh around and find out"

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

y'all are slayin' me

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EpicPede -4 points ago +6 / -10

debatable. He certainly didn't belong to the same tribe that uses that title today. only a fool would believe that for a second.

Edit: Atheist downvote brigade has arrived. I've got karma to spare lol

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EpicPede -3 points ago +6 / -9

not really lol

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EpicPede 2 points ago +4 / -2

Based

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CapnKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fun Fact 2: there won’t be a Fatwa out for ENVYNITAZ.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

bring it on muzzies!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 29 points ago +31 / -2

God Bless the mess that is the US

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BirchTBarlow 9 points ago +9 / -0

Embrace the shitshow.

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Ben45 2 points ago +2 / -0

humans cause shitshows. Imagine what Rome would've been like lol.

It would be concerning if there were no shitshows. Like in North Korea. Life is perfect over there, if you ask any of them.

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Joe_Freeman 21 points ago +21 / -0

Amen

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +4 / -1

Jesus doesn't need any manmade weapons .. but men do.

Amen, indeed.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

I read the Bible daily, God knocks the crap outta my enemies . . .

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EpicPede -4 points ago +4 / -8

Important to remember that its not the same as the people who claim the same title today.

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EpicPede -3 points ago +4 / -7

not really lol

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know that bit about idols? I'm not knockin' ya ... I'm just sayin!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

True. I wouldn't just for fear of a smiting. You DO NOT want to face the smite hammer of the Son of God.

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trailerman168233 14 points ago +14 / -0

870 wingmaster. Good choice.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

indeed pede

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like he would be more of an FN autoloader kinda guy. I think the calvinist angle would really tickle him pink.

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

Verily, I say unto thee. Be wise with your decisions to turn the other cheek. Sometimes the decision to blasteth repeatedly is the divine thought. For the Lord will sort them out.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK!

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South_Florida_Guy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Jesus had no qualms about starting a revolution.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, no He did not . . .

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Paul_Revere 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there had been shotguns available at the time, He would have taken one to cleanse the Temple.

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mr_meatball_disaster 10 points ago +10 / -0

“ Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” - Luke 22:36

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Jmk1970 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jesus literally says here armed defence against a tyrannical government (the Romans) is more important than the clothes on your back.

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HumanSomewhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

The new testament's relationship with armed force is a bit complex. on the one hand, it seems clear that armed opposition to martyrdom was not desired and probably not even acceptable. Jesus rebuked Peter when he attempted to stop his martyrdom. None of the apostles died in defensive combat but were instead martyred. Given that, I think we have to view this scripture in a more narrow definition.

Some pacifists have tried to explain away the sword, but it cannot be explained away: a sword cannot be used to hunt, a sword is not a tool for cooking, a sword has only one purpose: combat against other men. So if Jesus told us to get a sword, but also did not want his servants fighting the Romans ("My kingdom is not of this world, if it were, then would my servants fight"), then for what purpose were his followers told to retain an implement whose only purpose is to fight men?

My conclusion is that there are other reasons a man might need to have that power besides fighting against religious oppression. Such as thieves, murderers, rapists, etc. The NT clearly supports self defense in these instances, see the parable of the Strong Man. And you might even argue that it would be acceptable to defend even against religious oppression, if the goal is only defense and not the overthrow of government.

I know that won't be a popular interpretation, but it's the only one that seems to fit the scripture as written. Something I've wrangled with for years.

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

But if God Blesses the USA, which was founded on overthrowing tyrannical government leaders, where does that lead us?

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

The way it's explained today in almost every church is that "hE wAs BeInG sArCaStIc" to teach his followers a lesson that armed resistance is pointless. There's really no other places where this kind of talk shows up in the new testament so unfortunately it looks like that will remain the official church of communism interpretation. Good thing there's that old testament to rock'n'roll with!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Amen

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

TRUTH!

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CornPop_ 9 points ago +11 / -2

Jesus should have a chainsaw in the other hand since he was a carpenter.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

heh heh heh

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Tredge 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesus was a rebel. Not a pacifist.

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journalist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesus Christ loves Trump 🙂

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

^ I wholeheartedly believe this! ^

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EpicPede 2 points ago +7 / -5

It's important to remember that Jesus did not belong to the same modern day tribe that call themselves Jews. Hundreds of years of church propaganda went into to confusing the general public on this one issue.

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Dang 1 point ago +5 / -4

Source? Either way, Jesus was still Jewish.

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deusvault 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yea Jesus was Jewish, don’t know what this guy is talking about

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Dang 3 points ago +5 / -2

He is a self proclaimed white nationalist. Explains it all.

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Dang 1 point ago +4 / -3

Nothing. But in both of these guy's cases there is a lot wrong with them.

  1. They are loyal to germany, not the USA.
  2. They believe in socialism, not capitalism.
  3. They are obsessed with race and they do not beleive in the individual.
  4. They are not conservatives.
  5. They post nothing but fake propaganda to push their propaganda.

But don't take my word for it. Look at how many of their posts get deleted and how many of their posts are about glorifying german socialism.

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EpicPede 0 points ago +1 / -1

I won't pretend to understand it completely but I know he wasn't of the same tribe that uses that title today.

I'd actually like to understand it a bit better to be honest.

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Dang -1 points ago +5 / -6

Lol. A downvote and no source. Hahah

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EpicPede 2 points ago +5 / -3

stay mad

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Dang -3 points ago +5 / -8

Stay triggered. Jesus wasn't white.

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EpicPede 4 points ago +7 / -3

source plz. he looks pretty white in this photo.

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Dang -1 points ago +5 / -6

Lmao. I guess we can just use that with the thousands of times we have seen you post that somebody isn't white.

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EpicPede 2 points ago +5 / -3

just stay losing and eat your downvotes lol

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GODGAMER 1 point ago +4 / -3

literally copying the lefts framework of erasing anything White by saying that, but ok faggot

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Dang 0 points ago +5 / -5

Triggered. Faggot?

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GODGAMER 0 points ago +3 / -3
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HongKongFluey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jesus is packin

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yzzp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Growning up a young atheist liberal I never really could wrap my head around the "god and guns" thing, Now I understand more than ever its about the religiously purehearted defending themselves against the godless corrupt ideology we see rioting on the street.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Welcome Responsible Pede.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeality !!!!!!!!

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +7 / -2

Damn. I didn’t know they had cameras back then. Jesus can do anything!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

good one pede!

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WhitePowerRanger 0 points ago +2 / -2

Anything is possible with Jesus pede! God bless! 😊 and happy Sunday Gunday!!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go Bless Patriopede.

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WhitePowerRanger -2 points ago +1 / -3

Lol there’s some dude with multiple accounts following me around downvoting me. I think he got you on accident. Just wanted you to know it wasn’t me 😅

Edit: arghhh he got me again. Minus 1 for me 😭

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

If You don't have Haters, then you ain't livin' Brother . . .

KEK

the longer i'm on here, the more stalkers i get

i'm here to learn and laugh, 90% of the time i ain't disappointed

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WhitePowerRanger 0 points ago +2 / -2

Dude we would be best friends lol. I literally just screenshot the haters and put them on my snap story.

I either have 4 stalkers or 1 guy with 4 accounts 😂

For my stalkers, keep on hatin, lm lovin it!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Awesome username . . . care to say what state you're in?

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AidanHL 4 points ago +4 / -0

God is my favorite weapon against the forces of Satan. Prayer is 100% guaranteed to work miracles. The Lord works in mysterious ways.. That being said, I love shotguns too!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Amen on Both points Pede.

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FluffiPuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

BibleBASED

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Les_Deplorables 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guns and Moses

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

hahahahahahahahaha

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pookiee68 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like to say grace to little baby Jesus, and I like to think he is holding an AK 47 chambered in 7.62 with a 30 round banana clip and a bayonet.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

i'll try that . . .

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like that he's got concealed guns too

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HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

plus 12 legions of angels

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Mostprobably 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Meta-alpha; Alpha of all alphas

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Liver_Kick 2 points ago +2 / -0

But also Omega of all omegas.

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Liver_Kick 3 points ago +4 / -1

I think He's more a healer/medic. Can you photoshop a first aid kit on His battle belt?

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bunya-chick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Monday Gunday downunder, I’m steppin out to do the last step required to get my gun license. Soon ..... To add to the fun both the son’s have too. Gun shopping x3 it’s gunna be one hell of a shopping spree.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Congratulations to ya!

check out Steve Rinella, he's awesome!

https://www.themeateater.com/

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

you have good taste . . .

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, Dear Lord, for the opportunity to defend ourselves, our religions, and our families.

And thank you for Donald John Trump, #45, President of the United States, here by Your Grace.

Amen.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Selah

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus prefers the 870; I knew it! Amen.

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GeorgeOhwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weapons are part of my religion.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

well put Pede

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starsabove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we swap out the Mossberg for a modern musket?

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lurker247 2 points ago +4 / -2

You fundies are an interesting bunch...😂

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deusvault 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on guys let’s be reasonable , America didn’t exist 2000 years ago !

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TwanDollaz 1 point ago +1 / -0

God Bless America!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Amen WinPede

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Homopratensis2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always though he wanted swords turned to plowshares...

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SlogKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paris Hilton voice/ So hot

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MuslimMAGA 0 points ago +1 / -1

Jesus wouldn’t need a gun. He has God on his side. Peace be upon you my master Jesus. May we all receive the mercy of God through your teachings and your way.

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pookiee68 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lighten up, Francis.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

done . . . if you don't believe in a little levity with your Faith, then it must be a bitch of a day everyday

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

God has a sense of humor. Look at the platypus!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

thank you fellow pede . . .

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a_chill_bro -12 points ago +3 / -15

Jesus would condemn America if he were around today. He would also say those who live by the gun die by the gun.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Jesus IS around today, and I believe he supports President Trump and US Patriots in our endeavors.

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a_chill_bro -6 points ago +2 / -8

I'm sure you do. Somewhere in that head of yours you've managed to compile all these things into a nice, neat little faith-based narrative.

Unfortunately, this isn't reality. On top of it all you're using the image of our Lord and taking his name in vain to support the political beliefs you've been programmed to follow. So there's that too.

Jesus would whip us and chase us out of the temple along with the rest of the money changes and hypocrites.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +5 / -2

Thank You for your input . . . however, though I am sometimes wrong, I'm never doubtful.

Please read Psalm 54

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a_chill_bro -3 points ago +1 / -4

The truth is the truth.

You may want to review Matthew 21:12–17.

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HumanSomewhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course those that live by the gun die by the gun. Just like people who live by the chainsaw die by the falling tree. It's a pronouncement of fact, not eternal judgement. And we instinctually understand that we should seek always to solve our problems without lethality as much as possible, because in seeking death and conflict, we increase our chances of falling prey to it ourself.

America has its problems. But we still have the most Christians in the world, more than any other nation. I like to think that buys us just a little bit of divine favor.

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EpicPede -5 points ago +4 / -9

where exactly do you think he is?

Edit: Atheist downvote brigade has arrived. I've got karma to spare lol

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a_chill_bro 1 point ago +4 / -3

I don't know, I don't see him. Do you?

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EpicPede -6 points ago +3 / -9

no but only a fool needs to see something to know it exists. he is here with me and there with you right now, tomorrow, and yesterday.

Edit: Atheist downvote brigade has arrived. I've got karma to spare lol

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a_chill_bro 1 point ago +2 / -1

Reality is what's in front of you. That's how you know what is real or not.

You have it backwards, my friend.

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EpicPede -4 points ago +2 / -6

I remember taking philosophy 101 lol.

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a_chill_bro 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's a shame you don't remember even that.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me see if I'm getting the gist of this. You came to a gun jesus thread to shit on Christians because you only believe what you've experienced but you believe what you believe because you read it in a book? AHAHAHAHAHAHA wow. There's some irony in there somewhere.

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EpicPede 0 points ago +3 / -3

it was a long time ago im not 18 like you lol

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EpicPede 0 points ago +3 / -3

I do love Jesus and you won't shame me out of it with some weird homo stuff lol

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EpicPede 1 point ago +4 / -3

very strange behavior lol. sad