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Rockonanon 434 points ago +435 / -1

Once in awhile, the Fake News has a good idea.

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Notablitheringidiot 150 points ago +150 / -0

Broken clocks

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Art-Vandelay41 80 points ago +80 / -0

Blind squirrels

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ChelseaHubbell 53 points ago +55 / -2

Feminine penises

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nmipede 66 points ago +66 / -0

Sorry, those are never right. Ever.

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NoSteppy1776 40 points ago +40 / -0

Especially the ones named Jim Acosta.

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nmipede 38 points ago +38 / -0

"Dear diary, some mean person insulted me on the internet today, on a forum for Trump supporters where xir compared me to a female penis. This is fake news, I don't have a penis. Trump continues to turn the country against valiant, brave and stunning journalists like me. -Jimmy"

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JoeBidensDementia1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Give Jim back his diary, please.

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lil Jimmy’s undercarriage is As blank as a ken doll.

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ChelseaHubbell 17 points ago +17 / -0

I thought we were just naming retarded things

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nmipede 17 points ago +17 / -0

Kek! OK. AOC. Top THAT!

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ChelseaHubbell 14 points ago +14 / -0

You win.

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BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Masculine Vaginas.

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HillarysStrapOn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Retarded lemmings

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WhoMurderedSethRich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Broken clocks break? That's how it goes, right?

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GulagDweller 60 points ago +60 / -0

Another good idea is for President Trump to be on the $10, $20, $50 and $100 dollar bills. Drive the Libtrads crazy every time they make a cash transaction.

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SpaFixr 60 points ago +60 / -0

Or on food stamps, for maximum reeeing.

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GulagDweller 39 points ago +39 / -0

Excellent idea, EBT Cards with President Trump's face on it. Mind numbingly Classic!

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CelesteD 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thats spicy

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WhitePowerRanger 9 points ago +11 / -2

Spice jars with trumps face! Señor Trumps Salty and Spicy tears!

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NomadicKrow 4 points ago +4 / -0

His own Guac bowls.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

D. Juan Trump’s Spice Mix, available at Trader Joe’s.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be awesome.

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I-am-but-an-egg 13 points ago +13 / -0

Another good idea is for President Trump to be on the $10, $20, $50 AND $100 dollar bills. Drive the Libtrads crazy every time they make a cash transaction.

FTFY

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SpaFixr 8 points ago +8 / -0

From the looks of most of these crazed leftists, they’ve never seen a $100. If they found one they’d get some more shit hung from their face and be broke again.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

beat me to it... Trump can’t be on all five bills AND be all five faces on Mt. Rushmore!

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GulagDweller 4 points ago +4 / -0

He can "SUGGEST" it. That would be classic enough. That would be covered by Fake News for weeks.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can too

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +3 / -2

Holy shit lol I didn’t read read his original as “or” I just assume he meant them all lmfao

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +8 / -2

You assume libs have 10-20-50-100$ bills lol classic

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GulagDweller 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe we can get Trump Change too? Nickel and dime them to death!

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +8 / -3

It would be fucking funny them picking one heads up like “it’s a lucky.... AHHH ITS TRUMPS HEAD!”

Omg I’d literally go get 100$ in quarters and toss them all over my liberal college campus

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Rockonanon 5 points ago +5 / -0

make it rain, pede!

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tossing Loonies and Toonies in a Canuckistani strip club... Makin' it HAIL!

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stvrap79 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suggest we put Mike Pence on the penny. It’s fitting considering Pence is what the brits call pennies. Not to mention the man deserves it!

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WhitePowerRanger 0 points ago +3 / -3

Lmfao I forgot about change. I just throw it on the ground now, it literally weighs me down. Figured I’d make someone else’s day, or a raccoon happy.

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decimate 2 points ago +2 / -0

People are also assuming the Left won't demand a cashless society. The only real workable solution is to change the name of our currency from the US$ to Trump Bucks.

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Marshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ghetto speak: 1 dime bag, 2 dime bags, 5 dime bags and 10 dime bags.

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Liberty1885 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well with all the fuss about the $20 bill maybe that would be a good place for trump.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe this is why they're pushing for a cashless society? They're triggered by old white dudes on their money.

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CrimsonClown 26 points ago +26 / -0

Don’t you love the jackasses in the comments trying to pull gotchas?

“He never suggested it while suggesting it”

The way they spin bullshit is utterly disgusting. I would ask if they have no shame for trying such a pathetic smear but we all know the answer to that one.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dont you remember what Schiff said? "MuH ZDuMpH SpEAks iN SeCrEt Codeeee!!!!!"

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leakmouth 8 points ago +8 / -0

That was actually Cohen. My favorite was Fredo the mindreader saying Trump was having racist thoughts

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stvrap79 3 points ago +3 / -0

Russia, if you hear me!

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +4 / -2

Lol it’s funny cause them spinning is just them recognizing his genius. “He never suggested it while suggesting it” ikr wut a fuckin badass legend

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verycute 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they wouldn't start gaming the system, a great way to run the country would be to do the opposite of whatever fake news says.

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to question if anyone even listens to mainstream media at all anymore? or if they actually believe all the garbage they peddle literally 24 hours a day?

I also have to question if the mainstream media even cares if anybody is listening, the whole thing reeks of foreign meddling

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nodoxplz 178 points ago +178 / -0

I wish we could harness the REEE energy this will release. We'd be energy independent for the next century, even if every oil well in the country ran dry.

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NoSteppy1776 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's like the rage machine from Kingsman. All he has to do is hammer out a quick meme tweet then watch them plunge into a monomaniacal butt-fluster like a thousand demons let out of hell.

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BaldEagles 7 points ago +7 / -0

butt-fluster

Im stealing that. Lol

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stvrap79 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s actually a great idea. Or they could simply erect a statue of Geotus in downtown Portland. Have homeland security hiding in the trenches until the streets are packed with Antifa, BLM, soyboys and purple haired freaks, like moths to a flame. They can then swoop in and take them down in a quick, and efficient manner. Have the Air Force ready a bunch of C-5 Galaxies, ready to airlift every last one of them to GITMO.

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SpaFixr 4 points ago +4 / -0

LAND MINES!

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

We heard u guys like communism so here's a free trip to Cuba!

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

(F) Reeeeeeeeeee energy

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't just create infinite energy!

"There are only two genders."

By God, you did it.

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One_Man_Militia 139 points ago +139 / -0

NEW YORK TIMES AND CNN ENDORSE TRUMP BUST ON MOUNT RUSHMORE!

-TheDonald.win

I mean, that's what they do

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MrBlack 41 points ago +41 / -0

Just make shit up, but be sure to say "from a credible source in the White House".

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NoSteppy1776 26 points ago +26 / -0

, according to sources familiar with his thinking,

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UpTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

BREAKING: According to sources inside the white house, Michelle 0bongo is a man

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Dahnald2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

The source was Barry's poopchute

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Notablitheringidiot 134 points ago +134 / -0

New York Times reports

This is all these fuckers do is cite each other. It’s like a big Godamn circle-jerk

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AlphaNathan 69 points ago +69 / -0

Their unnamed sources are each other.

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CovefefeREEEE 47 points ago +47 / -0

Just like the FBI citing YahooNews as a source to validate the Steele dossier . . . which they gave to Isikoff at YahooNews. Complete circular moves are what they do best.

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Notablitheringidiot 25 points ago +25 / -0

I love how Wikipedia claims to be an unbiased encyclopaedia then you find out half the cited articles are fake news articles, from lefty sources.

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pryos1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Half is wildly conservative estimate.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 14 points ago +14 / -0

Circular Reporting

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ByeByeProgs 66 points ago +67 / -1

Great idea

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AlphaNathan 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lib heads exploding

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NoSteppy1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

Better idea: replace all four faces with four different Trump faces. Smug smiling face, angry face, kissy face, winking face

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McFatty7 64 points ago +64 / -0

Let me guess:

  • "Anonymous Sources"
  • "According to people familiar with Trump's thinking"
  • "Spoke on condition of anonymity"
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GulagDweller 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes, it came from Deep Throat when she came up for air.

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PraiseBeToScience 8 points ago +8 / -0

according to a Republican official familiar with the conversation

According to a person familiar who spoke with the Times

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AdmrlNelson 7 points ago +7 / -0

"sources close to Trump say he has no one close to him"

A real article lol

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zabbers 8 points ago +8 / -0

LMAO I had to Google that one and it was 100% real. (Huffington Post)

"A person close to Trump told me that the president feels isolated and has complained that he has no one... He has nobody around him. There's nobody,' this person said."

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AdmrlNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah thanks, couldn't remember who said it lol

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TrumpsGlassOfWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally "someone familiar with the conversation"

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NoahGav 26 points ago +26 / -0

Mt. TrumpsMore

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Wrexxis780 21 points ago +21 / -0

Mt. MoreTrump

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MerchantMan99 8 points ago +8 / -0

And change the county to Orange county.

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Miasmo 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it should be in Trump Dakota.

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Patriot6969 33 points ago +33 / -0

My favorite thing about trump is how mad he makes liberals. Truly warms my heart on a cold day

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jubyeonin 31 points ago +31 / -0

Noem can get it done, then become President.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really think she should be next

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Magaman_2 10 points ago +11 / -1

Tucker Carlson / Trump Jr. ticket please

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CovefefeREEEE 16 points ago +16 / -0

"I have a pen and a phone, and I'm in charge of the Department of the Interior."

DO IT!!!

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Donnybiceps 14 points ago +15 / -1

I think this was a leak done on purpose to find a mole, think he found the mole with this report.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep

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FeelingMemeish 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is the kind of Trump tweet that I love. More of these, please!

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Unhappymeal 11 points ago +11 / -0

We have the best mountains. The very best mountains! No mountains are better than ours.

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Trumppp0492 10 points ago +10 / -0

Honestly he will deserve it if he defeats the deep state. Unlike other wars where there was an easily recognizable enemy, the deep state has been infiltrating America for over 100 years (likely much longer than that). Even in Lincoln’s case, he never had to deal with a complete brainwashing of the country’s citizens in a way that Trump has to deal. No president has had to deal with such extreme hatred from both political parties (even his own).

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TrainerBill 9 points ago +9 / -0

He didn't tweet today until then I was starting to get worried.

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Guess he didn’t need to take a shit yet.

Y’all know he only tweets on the toilet.

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Hamadryad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look at the newest tweet. Have to love this guy. He is going to cause the left to have their 100th meltdown today.

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bugsbunny77 7 points ago +7 / -0

POTUS predicted this back in 2017!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cU1v6grHIDE

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OkieRedPiller 7 points ago +7 / -0

Think about this and what Trump has accomplished:

The press has had over a century to control the narrative what people read and hear. And now Trump has stuck so many middle fingers up their rears with ability to Tweet out the truth. Imagine the past 3.5 years without Twitter and what common folk would think about Trump based on slander and fake news 24/7.

As much as I despise Twitter and am not a member (I bookmark people and just read) Twitter has changed the landscape for Trump. Without it he is likely not currently in office. Thats why Twitter is censoring so many conservatives they know the people are hearing what Trump is saying instead of them dictating what masses are force fed.

After election we can go strong after these “publishers”, until then just enjoy the ride.

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Dang 6 points ago +7 / -1

we should add President Trump to Mount Rushmore.

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upvote 6 points ago +6 / -0

Very Stable Genius

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Peppers 6 points ago +6 / -0

All hail the Shitposter in Chief!!

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SharkTeamTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would vote for this, and I would be happy to contribute to it.

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Dilligaf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trollmaster D

I love this man.

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HongKongFluey 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol this is some of the funniest shit ever. I’m sure he did this!

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this idea too, and thanks to CNN for the welcoming suggestion!

But lets be honest, we are gonna need a far larger mountain to hold the likeness and representation of this Great Leader!

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phil_d_snutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Mt. Rushmore cost $989,992 in 1941 then today it would cost $17.3 million. Divide that by 4 busts equals $4.3 million for one Trump. If half the country chipped in just $0.03 then we could get it built.

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Rockonanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

dude, what a bargain!

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

FAKE

TRUMP GETS HIS OWN MOUNTAIN

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for the idea CNN - we'll get right on it. Someone start drafting plans and submit them to the National Park Service.

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Fiscal22 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOLLLLLLLLLL what a legendary troll

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wonderfreeheromale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Handled with dragon energy!

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iIndianaJones 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha! They do this to themselves. TDS is real. He lives rent free in their heads. It’s amazing to watch.

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Rockonanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

^underrated comment

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Mona1950 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAHAHAHA - Got them again!

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ItGoWooWoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is like when you and your friends make up a game out of boredom that seemed pretty dumb at first and ends up being pretty fun the more you play it.

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Captain-D 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people are such loser cunts. Sorry not more articulate

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excellente_magnifico 4 points ago +4 / -0

God Tier Troll!

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Bramble 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just another Canary to see who leaks crazy stuff to the media.

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frankenbox 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mt Rushmore is a Federal monument. There would be zero reason to "reach out" to Noem. She has no say in what happens with the monument. Totally fake news!!!!

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TrumpenatorSupreme 4 points ago +4 / -0

The meltdowns would be EPIC!

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mercynurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

I adore my country and our President!

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