"Dear diary, some mean person insulted me on the internet today, on a forum for Trump supporters where xir compared me to a female penis. This is fake news, I don't have a penis. Trump continues to turn the country against valiant, brave and stunning journalists like me. -Jimmy"
Another good idea is for President Trump to be on the $10, $20, $50 and $100 dollar bills. Drive the Libtrads crazy every time they make a cash transaction.
Another good idea is for President Trump to be on the $10, $20, $50 AND $100 dollar bills. Drive the Libtrads crazy every time they make a cash transaction.
From the looks of most of these crazed leftists, they’ve never seen a $100. If they found one they’d get some more shit hung from their face and be broke again.
People are also assuming the Left won't demand a cashless society. The only real workable solution is to change the name of our currency from the US$ to Trump Bucks.
Don’t you love the jackasses in the comments trying to pull gotchas?
“He never suggested it while suggesting it”
The way they spin bullshit is utterly disgusting. I would ask if they have no shame for trying such a pathetic smear but we all know the answer to that one.
I have to question if anyone even listens to mainstream media at all anymore? or if they actually believe all the garbage they peddle literally 24 hours a day?
I also have to question if the mainstream media even cares if anybody is listening, the whole thing reeks of foreign meddling
I wish we could harness the REEE energy this will release. We'd be energy independent for the next century, even if every oil well in the country ran dry.
He's like the rage machine from Kingsman. All he has to do is hammer out a quick meme tweet then watch them plunge into a monomaniacal butt-fluster like a thousand demons let out of hell.
That’s actually a great idea. Or they could simply erect a statue of Geotus in downtown Portland. Have homeland security hiding in the trenches until the streets are packed with Antifa, BLM, soyboys and purple haired freaks, like moths to a flame. They can then swoop in and take them down in a quick, and efficient manner. Have the Air Force ready a bunch of C-5 Galaxies, ready to airlift every last one of them to GITMO.
Just like the FBI citing YahooNews as a source to validate the Steele dossier . . . which they gave to Isikoff at YahooNews. Complete circular moves are what they do best.
LMAO I had to Google that one and it was 100% real. (Huffington Post)
"A person close to Trump told me that the president feels isolated and has complained that he has no one... He has nobody around him. There's nobody,' this person said."
Honestly he will deserve it if he defeats the deep state. Unlike other wars where there was an easily recognizable enemy, the deep state has been infiltrating America for over 100 years (likely much longer than that). Even in Lincoln’s case, he never had to deal with a complete brainwashing of the country’s citizens in a way that Trump has to deal. No president has had to deal with such extreme hatred from both political parties (even his own).
The press has had over a century to control the narrative what people read and hear. And now Trump has stuck so many middle fingers up their rears with ability to Tweet out the truth. Imagine the past 3.5 years without Twitter and what common folk would think about Trump based on slander and fake news 24/7.
As much as I despise Twitter and am not a member (I bookmark people and just read) Twitter has changed the landscape for Trump. Without it he is likely not currently in office. Thats why Twitter is censoring so many conservatives they know the people are hearing what Trump is saying instead of them dictating what masses are force fed.
After election we can go strong after these “publishers”, until then just enjoy the ride.
If Mt. Rushmore cost $989,992 in 1941 then today it would cost $17.3 million. Divide that by 4 busts equals $4.3 million for one Trump. If half the country chipped in just $0.03 then we could get it built.
This is like when you and your friends make up a game out of boredom that seemed pretty dumb at first and ends up being pretty fun the more you play it.
Mt Rushmore is a Federal monument.
There would be zero reason to "reach out" to Noem.
She has no say in what happens with the monument.
Totally fake news!!!!
Once in awhile, the Fake News has a good idea.
Broken clocks
Blind squirrels
Feminine penises
Sorry, those are never right. Ever.
Especially the ones named Jim Acosta.
"Dear diary, some mean person insulted me on the internet today, on a forum for Trump supporters where xir compared me to a female penis. This is fake news, I don't have a penis. Trump continues to turn the country against valiant, brave and stunning journalists like me. -Jimmy"
Give Jim back his diary, please.
https://youtu.be/G-b-CfHbPGQ?t=25
Lil Jimmy’s undercarriage is As blank as a ken doll.
I thought we were just naming retarded things
Kek! OK. AOC. Top THAT!
You win.
Masculine Vaginas.
Retarded lemmings
Broken clocks break? That's how it goes, right?
Another good idea is for President Trump to be on the $10, $20, $50 and $100 dollar bills. Drive the Libtrads crazy every time they make a cash transaction.
Or on food stamps, for maximum reeeing.
Excellent idea, EBT Cards with President Trump's face on it. Mind numbingly Classic!
Thats spicy
Spice jars with trumps face! Señor Trumps Salty and Spicy tears!
His own Guac bowls.
D. Juan Trump’s Spice Mix, available at Trader Joe’s.
That would be awesome.
FTFY
From the looks of most of these crazed leftists, they’ve never seen a $100. If they found one they’d get some more shit hung from their face and be broke again.
beat me to it... Trump can’t be on all five bills AND be all five faces on Mt. Rushmore!
He can "SUGGEST" it. That would be classic enough. That would be covered by Fake News for weeks.
Can too
Holy shit lol I didn’t read read his original as “or” I just assume he meant them all lmfao
You assume libs have 10-20-50-100$ bills lol classic
Maybe we can get Trump Change too? Nickel and dime them to death!
It would be fucking funny them picking one heads up like “it’s a lucky.... AHHH ITS TRUMPS HEAD!”
Omg I’d literally go get 100$ in quarters and toss them all over my liberal college campus
make it rain, pede!
Tossing Loonies and Toonies in a Canuckistani strip club... Makin' it HAIL!
I suggest we put Mike Pence on the penny. It’s fitting considering Pence is what the brits call pennies. Not to mention the man deserves it!
Lmfao I forgot about change. I just throw it on the ground now, it literally weighs me down. Figured I’d make someone else’s day, or a raccoon happy.
People are also assuming the Left won't demand a cashless society. The only real workable solution is to change the name of our currency from the US$ to Trump Bucks.
Ghetto speak: 1 dime bag, 2 dime bags, 5 dime bags and 10 dime bags.
Well with all the fuss about the $20 bill maybe that would be a good place for trump.
Maybe this is why they're pushing for a cashless society? They're triggered by old white dudes on their money.
Don’t you love the jackasses in the comments trying to pull gotchas?
“He never suggested it while suggesting it”
The way they spin bullshit is utterly disgusting. I would ask if they have no shame for trying such a pathetic smear but we all know the answer to that one.
Dont you remember what Schiff said? "MuH ZDuMpH SpEAks iN SeCrEt Codeeee!!!!!"
That was actually Cohen. My favorite was Fredo the mindreader saying Trump was having racist thoughts
Russia, if you hear me!
Lol it’s funny cause them spinning is just them recognizing his genius. “He never suggested it while suggesting it” ikr wut a fuckin badass legend
If they wouldn't start gaming the system, a great way to run the country would be to do the opposite of whatever fake news says.
I have to question if anyone even listens to mainstream media at all anymore? or if they actually believe all the garbage they peddle literally 24 hours a day?
I also have to question if the mainstream media even cares if anybody is listening, the whole thing reeks of foreign meddling
I wish we could harness the REEE energy this will release. We'd be energy independent for the next century, even if every oil well in the country ran dry.
He's like the rage machine from Kingsman. All he has to do is hammer out a quick meme tweet then watch them plunge into a monomaniacal butt-fluster like a thousand demons let out of hell.
Im stealing that. Lol
That’s actually a great idea. Or they could simply erect a statue of Geotus in downtown Portland. Have homeland security hiding in the trenches until the streets are packed with Antifa, BLM, soyboys and purple haired freaks, like moths to a flame. They can then swoop in and take them down in a quick, and efficient manner. Have the Air Force ready a bunch of C-5 Galaxies, ready to airlift every last one of them to GITMO.
LAND MINES!
We heard u guys like communism so here's a free trip to Cuba!
(F) Reeeeeeeeeee energy
You can't just create infinite energy!
"There are only two genders."
By God, you did it.
NEW YORK TIMES AND CNN ENDORSE TRUMP BUST ON MOUNT RUSHMORE!
-TheDonald.win
I mean, that's what they do
Just make shit up, but be sure to say "from a credible source in the White House".
, according to sources familiar with his thinking,
BREAKING: According to sources inside the white house, Michelle 0bongo is a man
The source was Barry's poopchute
This is all these fuckers do is cite each other. It’s like a big Godamn circle-jerk
Their unnamed sources are each other.
Pretty much
Just like the FBI citing YahooNews as a source to validate the Steele dossier . . . which they gave to Isikoff at YahooNews. Complete circular moves are what they do best.
I love how Wikipedia claims to be an unbiased encyclopaedia then you find out half the cited articles are fake news articles, from lefty sources.
Half is wildly conservative estimate.
Circular Reporting
Great idea
Lib heads exploding
Better idea: replace all four faces with four different Trump faces. Smug smiling face, angry face, kissy face, winking face
Let me guess:
Yes, it came from Deep Throat when she came up for air.
"sources close to Trump say he has no one close to him"
A real article lol
LMAO I had to Google that one and it was 100% real. (Huffington Post)
Ah thanks, couldn't remember who said it lol
Literally "someone familiar with the conversation"
Mt. TrumpsMore
Mt. MoreTrump
And change the county to Orange county.
And it should be in Trump Dakota.
My favorite thing about trump is how mad he makes liberals. Truly warms my heart on a cold day
Noem can get it done, then become President.
I really think she should be next
Tucker Carlson / Trump Jr. ticket please
"I have a pen and a phone, and I'm in charge of the Department of the Interior."
DO IT!!!
Absolutly love the image GEOTUS posted along with this tweet.
I think this was a leak done on purpose to find a mole, think he found the mole with this report.
Yep
This is the kind of Trump tweet that I love. More of these, please!
We have the best mountains. The very best mountains! No mountains are better than ours.
Honestly he will deserve it if he defeats the deep state. Unlike other wars where there was an easily recognizable enemy, the deep state has been infiltrating America for over 100 years (likely much longer than that). Even in Lincoln’s case, he never had to deal with a complete brainwashing of the country’s citizens in a way that Trump has to deal. No president has had to deal with such extreme hatred from both political parties (even his own).
He didn't tweet today until then I was starting to get worried.
Guess he didn’t need to take a shit yet.
Y’all know he only tweets on the toilet.
Look at the newest tweet. Have to love this guy. He is going to cause the left to have their 100th meltdown today.
POTUS predicted this back in 2017!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cU1v6grHIDE
Think about this and what Trump has accomplished:
The press has had over a century to control the narrative what people read and hear. And now Trump has stuck so many middle fingers up their rears with ability to Tweet out the truth. Imagine the past 3.5 years without Twitter and what common folk would think about Trump based on slander and fake news 24/7.
As much as I despise Twitter and am not a member (I bookmark people and just read) Twitter has changed the landscape for Trump. Without it he is likely not currently in office. Thats why Twitter is censoring so many conservatives they know the people are hearing what Trump is saying instead of them dictating what masses are force fed.
After election we can go strong after these “publishers”, until then just enjoy the ride.
we should add President Trump to Mount Rushmore.
Very Stable Genius
All hail the Shitposter in Chief!!
I would vote for this, and I would be happy to contribute to it.
Trollmaster D
I love this man.
lol this is some of the funniest shit ever. I’m sure he did this!
I love this idea too, and thanks to CNN for the welcoming suggestion!
But lets be honest, we are gonna need a far larger mountain to hold the likeness and representation of this Great Leader!
If Mt. Rushmore cost $989,992 in 1941 then today it would cost $17.3 million. Divide that by 4 busts equals $4.3 million for one Trump. If half the country chipped in just $0.03 then we could get it built.
dude, what a bargain!
FAKE
TRUMP GETS HIS OWN MOUNTAIN
Thanks for the idea CNN - we'll get right on it. Someone start drafting plans and submit them to the National Park Service.
LOLLLLLLLLLL what a legendary troll
Handled with dragon energy!
Haha! They do this to themselves. TDS is real. He lives rent free in their heads. It’s amazing to watch.
^underrated comment
HAHAHAHA - Got them again!
This is like when you and your friends make up a game out of boredom that seemed pretty dumb at first and ends up being pretty fun the more you play it.
These people are such loser cunts. Sorry not more articulate
God Tier Troll!
Just another Canary to see who leaks crazy stuff to the media.
Mt Rushmore is a Federal monument. There would be zero reason to "reach out" to Noem. She has no say in what happens with the monument. Totally fake news!!!!
The meltdowns would be EPIC!
I adore my country and our President!