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upvote 178 points ago +179 / -1

I just got off the phone with a friend who changes Hillary's diapers, and she said your friend is full of shit, as was the diaper.

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highenergywinning 60 points ago +61 / -1

Face diaper or ass diaper? 😂

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 62 points ago +62 / -0

What difference at this point does it make?

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magastrophysicist 28 points ago +28 / -0

What, like a cloth or something?

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MustBeTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

SIDE OF BEEF

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Dang 95 points ago +96 / -1

Holy shit pedes! Its true! Hillary on her way to meet with beijing biden.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thNjxRMYOII

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 37 points ago +37 / -0

Ahhhhh.... The day my username was born...

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freedom_bigly 12 points ago +12 / -0

And what a lovely name it is.

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nmipede 19 points ago +19 / -0

I expected this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RiZ-oZcedk

but yours has that timeless quality to it that only a true classic can evoke.

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GnuYow 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was so presidential /sadface

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Deplora 76 points ago +77 / -1

Hillary is not on the list (even if she may fantasize that she is). Even the DNC is not crazy enough to field a POTUS-VP ticket in which both candidates have obvious dementia.

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Food4thought 34 points ago +34 / -0

at a certain point... What do they have to lose?

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swarleybing 46 points ago +46 / -0

"At this point, what difference does it make?"

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 33 points ago +33 / -0

"What difference at this point does it make?"

That's the actual quote.,👍

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Deplora 14 points ago +14 / -0

Any hope of getting any of their down-ballot candidates elected/re-elected. Most Democrats would be so pissed off they just wouldn't vote at all. Republican landslide, all the way down the ballot.

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bitterbut_true 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hillary has 'legal' dementia, which will be trotted out if necessary. Until then she's as sharp as a snake. And wants revenge imo.

If Hillary gets this far Trump has himself to blame--being placated by Bill Barr's re-assuring sing-song talk.

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sketchy_at_best 23 points ago +23 / -0

I would think that the Epstein thing with Bill would result in immediate disqualification. But then again, I don’t think I understand one fucking thing that is happening these days.

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MustBeTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think that's exactly why they'd want to run her, then they get to play the old "Trump is only investigating her husband to sway the election"

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excellente_magnifico 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes but the point is that either Joe or SideOBeef are both controllable by their masters. This MAY be enough to field them.

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Deplora 9 points ago +9 / -0

They're unelectable so they're not worth controlling.

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excellente_magnifico 6 points ago +6 / -0

True. But there really aren't many that are electable in that collection of goofballs. Zero is still the one in charge of the rat machinery. The Clintons own a lot of backroom smoke too, though their influence appears to be waning. Time will tell I guess.

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Deplora 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think anybody really has any use for the Clintons any more, except to keep them quiet and keep control over any documents and files in their possession that could leak out. The only thing the Clintons can possibly do at this point is provide information that would bring somebody else down.

There's a mutually assured destruction setup which ensures they wouldn't do it on purpose, but they're both so demented and have been so sloppy with information control since even before they got demented, that they do pose a danger of accidentally letting something slip out, verbally, electronically, or on paper.

I'm mildly surprised somebody hasn't managed to off them yet (making it look like accident or illness, of course). They have a colossal number of powerful and wealthy former "friends" who can't afford to have the Clintons spilling any beans on them.

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namechangearoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine how pissed the Bernie bro’s will be when Biden drops out right before the election and hildawg gets the run?

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okayfilet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next in the line of succession would be Pelosi. The Alzheimer's trifecta.

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The_New_Pope 18 points ago +18 / -0

H.A. Goodman has been staking his career on this call.

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Slick_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tim Pool will keep his ass firmly planted on the fence.

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schiff_for_brains 10 points ago +10 / -0

By retire you mean have another stroke, right?

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DatNewbChemist 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's very clearly something medically wrong with her. If - by some miracle - she were selected, everyone would have to admit that divine justice exists if she were to have her stroke in the middle of a debate with Pence.

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McCarthyhadapoint 38 points ago +38 / -0

If that happens, Trump should offer to debate Hillary on the premise of facing "the REAL presidential candidate".

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excellente_magnifico 19 points ago +19 / -0

That would be the God Tier I know and love in my President.

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NYC_4_Trump 32 points ago +32 / -0

If Harris/Rice/Whitmer turned him down, that means they want to distance themselves from the disaster his campaign will be. Running with him will end their careers like McCain ended Palin’s.

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Drinkup4 16 points ago +16 / -0

It means they wanted to stay alive past the next 100 days.

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HuskeyG 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's been my thoughts as well. Who wants to tag along in this disaster?

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DarkRiver 8 points ago +8 / -0

Palin can still get back into the game.

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Erikabodereka 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nancy Pelosi. She’s my dark horse.

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dupin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wasn't really into politics at the time. Knowing now what I know of the media, probably, what I thought was wrong. But I thought it was Palin who brought down McCain.

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highenergywinning 25 points ago +25 / -0

Come on man

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WalnutSauce69 [S] 23 points ago +25 / -2

This is from 4chan, so take it with a grain of salt.

But this is a massive scoop, if true.

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DemsH8America 17 points ago +18 / -1

I think it's false but weren't they right about the stupid ass NY AG that the "big news press conference" was about the NRA?

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no_steppy19 22 points ago +22 / -0

Harris and Rice turning down Biden would explain why it's taking so long, and some other things like the meeting with Whitmer. There's no way Hillary would be next on the list though.

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Cardinalix 22 points ago +22 / -0

Absolutely correct. That bitch loves power.

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nmipede 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hell, I've got friends in Western Canada appalled by Her Royal Haughtiness. She'd be a massive mistake. They can't be that dumb, can they?

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marvelwall 3 points ago +3 / -0

ohhhh, my friend, you’re sorely underestimating the stupidity of the left! 🧐

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GoopNIL 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Dems might have realized by now that this election is lost, and Rice and Harris don't want to hitch their names to a losing ticket. It might hurt their future runs for office.

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Pepedom 9 points ago +10 / -1

We're so efficient

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keepwinning 21 points ago +21 / -0

LARPING R US

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six5_SMK 20 points ago +20 / -0

If I got wind Hillary wanted it, I'd duck out too.

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Pepedom 11 points ago +12 / -1

Hello. I'm Rusty Shackleford and I'd like to talk to you about Akarncide

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probablyacoincidence 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is it. They didnt decline, they got a nicely worded email from hillary. Hey girl, I would really hate to see you make the mistake of trying to take my place as the presid....I mean vice president for this campaign. And viola! They arent interested

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letrain 20 points ago +20 / -0

I could see them turning down that train wreck. They would have to defend his comments daily. If this is true it would be why they "haven't decided yet". I'm not sure why they would then it down. Susan rice makes sense because she's not a politician. Most failed vp candidates have nothing after losing. John Edwards, Sarah Palin, Dan Quayle. I don't even remember who Bob doles pick was. If he picks Clinton it's over. That does not help him at all. They may wait until the convention to decide if Biden is really the nominee or not.

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Huff0341 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jack Kemp was Doles. I do think the ya re having trouble finding a VP and I think your right they will Wait till the convention. At this point it would be to thier advantage.

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namechangearoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lieberman. What a cuck that guy was.

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FitOfficial 18 points ago +20 / -2

Has 4chan been right about anything since Islam was Right About Women?

Serious question.

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DX5_ 18 points ago +18 / -0

Latest example I can remember was a few days ago when the NY AG was planning to make an announcement. 4chan said it would be about the NRA.

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The_New_Pope 10 points ago +10 / -0

That would be right about everything though.

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MustBeTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

This would imply that they REALLY REALLY do not have a plan any they're winging it the whole way, I think the plan was to rig the primaries for Biden and they would've pulled strings from there, but now he's declining so rapidly it's all gone to shit.

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roberteats 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think their plan A was Buttigieg. Biden I would say is plan F

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FreeBased1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe, but if buttgag were Plan A.... why did the DNC and media push Biden on the democrats?

We all know they could have any candidate be the nominee. Just write good stuff about him, and bad stuff about Biden and Bernie.

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Slick_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The DNC knew black people would NEVER vote for Buttgig, and they need them to win.

Buttgig never had a shot except from his boyfriend.

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Labyrinth9000 4 points ago +4 / -0

I swear, people are still making fun of Butt Gags name

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MustBeTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

BUTTGAY

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Sky_RPL 3 points ago +3 / -0

The democratic party right now is a good example of Hanlon's razor. I refuse to believe in any of the conspiracy theories because I have not seen a shred of evidence that any of them are intelligent enough to conspire together on anything. Crabs in a bucket.

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MustBeTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly how I'm starting to feel, they have the media that twists the narrative to make them sound like they're winning but other than that we see nothing but incompetence from them.

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DX5_ 16 points ago +16 / -0

That would be the dumbest ticket ever. An unlikable woman who already lost to Trump, and a VP to a disastrous administration that made Trump necessary. You can't make a winning ticket by combining two losers. But hey, don't underestimate the stupidity of the democrat party.

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Langtath 16 points ago +16 / -0

Biden and Crooked were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me.

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letrain 15 points ago +15 / -0

My cats breathe smells like cat food.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 9 points ago +10 / -1

I like turtles

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MustBeTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Please stroke your cat for me.

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letrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me fail English, that's unpossible.

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MustBeTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

What happened next?

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letrain 9 points ago +9 / -0

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my fingers out of there.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things Portland.

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nuhbin 14 points ago +14 / -0

we aren't that lucky

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wholeonions 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hilarious if true.

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Dang 14 points ago +15 / -1

Christmas has come early if this is true hahah. Biden Clinton would be such a shit show!

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namechangearoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joes handlers know that would give him an L but hildawg has a pile of cash.

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Skywise 13 points ago +13 / -0

Would love it if true but I don’t believe it for a second.

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TrainMissingBrakes 11 points ago +11 / -0

It has to be a black woman or the whole BLM thing falls apart.

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Labyrinth9000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Think it’s gonna be someone that no one is gonna expect? Someone that no one has heard of before.

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redpirsig 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Need less public baggage so they can control the image and narrative. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Bass

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bubble_bursts 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have always been screaming - this has been their plan all along. Hillary desperately needs to be in office to avoid whatever shit is heading her way.

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Chiefboss91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too. Different reason. I believe God gave us President Trump for a reason. That being to wake people up of all the evil around. God is coming soon. Repent! Now before you regret not repenting. I pray for all of us. Although most of us are Christians, l pray for those who are not. If it is really Hillary the rapture wont be far behind.

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highenergywinning 9 points ago +9 / -0

Willie brown?

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FreeBased1 9 points ago +9 / -0

The guy who used to fuck Cumallah

Could you narrow that down some?

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Hussar 10 points ago +10 / -0

I honestly don't buy this. I can see Rice turning down an offer, but Harris actually ran a campaign and wanted to be in the White House. Early on she was even considered a frontrunner.

Picking Hillary after her awful showing in 2016 would infuriate many on Team Blue, especially the "Bernie Bros". Of course, picking Harris would also be a laughably bad choice, so who even knows.

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JMaN 9 points ago +9 / -0

There isn't going to be any normal election. They just raided and seized a bunch of property related to Ukraine. We finally have an honest president. These fools are going to be destroyed for their crimes.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 9 points ago +9 / -0

incorrect & trap

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MisterKag 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am ok with this.

But only if Joe is forced to sniff her like he does the others.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hear she smells of sulfer

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I_no_asshoe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden’s campaign is doing everything possible to avoid picking that delusional ham-planet Stacy Abrams for VP.

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Bragg 8 points ago +8 / -0

We finally find out the identity of the DNC anon, none other than Hillary Clinton.

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BannedbyRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

No one wants to tie their boat to that sinking ship/losing presidential bid

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TrumpVictorious 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bullshit. Kamala would never turn this down and Susan Rice is selling her Netflix stock. Sorry but come on.

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DatNewbChemist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Zero chance of two things

  1. That the DNC would be eyeing Whitmer. She's not a "woman of color", so the racist party that only views race as the benchmark for competency wouldn't have it. Plus she's becoming more and more hated in her own state - a state they can't afford to lose - and her handling of COVID is an embarrassment to a national level.

  2. Kamala Harris is a power hungry bitch that cares about one thing and one thing only - how much power she has. She completely lacks a moral compass and would jump at any chance to grab any seat of power. She sucked off a sixty-year old married man to get her AG seat in California (all while sending anyone that fell into her sights to prison over possession of a single joint while she herself - per her own admission - loved weed). She eagerly jumped on the hate crime bandwagon and quickly rushed through some bullshit "anti-lynching bill" (because apparently before that people believed lynching was acceptable?) and rallied proudly beside Jussie (obviously there was no funny business there). She happily tried to destroy a Kavanaugh's life - a hard earned life - over the most flimsy of accusations that even a high school mock court would throw out as complete horseshit. She "coincidentally" announced her candidacy for 2020 on MLK Jr.'s Day (obviously she wasn't attempting to pander for racial votes). Harris is Clinton 2.0 and it wouldn't shock me to find out that she's giving lap dances to a half-awake Biden right now in order to be his running mate.

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HonestBobbin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every single former Democrat should reply to txt messages that they will only vote for Biden if Hillary is his VP, otherwise is will be a vote for Trump.

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freedom_bigly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone loaded up on shares on PredictIt. Pump and dump!

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Chilen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whitmer's power hungry ass ain't gonna turn down a VP selection.

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Adhal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gonna need 2 meat trucks this election cycle

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Thehumancentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

hhhahaha stop sharing fake news

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BidensPoopyUnderwear 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a bunch of malarkey!

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ZombieConstitution 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will not be convinced that any VP candidate "Biden" picks is not Hillary wearing their skin as a suit, until we check to see if there's any zippers where there should not be.

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RaymondBPanelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

BuT sHe'S nOt A wAhMaN oF cOlOr

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Wintergreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about Stacey Abrams? I mean, they did a model spread for her in the Washington Post and they didn't even consider her?

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Labyrinth9000 4 points ago +4 / -0

The shoe brand?

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namechangearoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too fat and too dumb. But she does have a black vagina so she’s definitely qualified by joes standards.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems might as well try to field Sanders as VP by this point.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala and Gretchen wouldn't pass up the opportunity.

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Sandman441 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was thinking the delegates would just revolt and would all vote for hillary. I bet that happens.

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Watermaker67 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this is true, and the Demoncats manage to steal the election, Sleepy Joe will be taking a dirt nap soon after his inauguration. He's a dead man! anyone between Side o' Beef and the power she craves is a walking corpse. Joe's about 2/3 there anyway...