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Hilldog 443 points ago +443 / -0

One guy used a flagpole as a spear ala The Patriot.

BEST TIMELINE EVER

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doug2 96 points ago +97 / -1

Where in gods name did he get that lol

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Mister_Wonderful 143 points ago +143 / -0

Off the wall of the pub he was having a pint in, of course. Sometimes real life is better than a movie script.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 38 points ago +38 / -0

I saw a 25' lobster on a wall in a restaurant. Terrorists be afraid, be very afraid!

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 10 points ago +10 / -0

That terrorist is lucky he wasn't having drinks at the Winchester.

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Big_cunt 5 points ago +5 / -0

If a Narwhal Tusk is shown on the mantle of the fire place in act 1, it must be used in act 3

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TrumpPosse 28 points ago +28 / -0

"Every weapon is permitted against terrorist"

Yep

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yukondave 10 points ago +11 / -1

The British last week banned Norwhal tusks and all pointy things at Pubs.

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BigleaguendTouchee 24 points ago +24 / -0

Of the restaurant wall from Memory.

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INK10 21 points ago +21 / -0

I believe he got it off the wall of a local pub.

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MK_Ultraviolence 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he got it off the wall of a parliament building display or some shit. Or his living room wall lol. Can’t really remember which but funny either way.

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Warren_Puffitt 26 points ago +26 / -0

Narwhals = the official tusked marine mammal of MAGA!(*)(**)

(*)Because they provide counter-terrorist weapons.

(**) UK origin but we share our Strategic Nuclear Deterrence programs with them too, so...

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Raindrops1984 16 points ago +16 / -0

We’ve got the best tusked marine mammals, believe me!

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also the best Strategic Nuclear Deterrence, nobodys ever seen anything like it!

Trident D5 smiles with approval

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

“There goes a narwhal!”

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Nesano 19 points ago +19 / -0

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 12 points ago +12 / -0

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

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Hilldog 13 points ago +13 / -0

No I don’t but I’m glad I do now!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 6 points ago +6 / -0

of course it's a pole lol

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magapotus 71 points ago +71 / -0

I like how the one decided to start smacking someone in the head with a water bottle and proceeds to find himself in a chokehold and other patriots pounding him in the face.

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RiverFenix 55 points ago +55 / -0

There's ALWAYS some idiot who loses a fight and after being asked "Are you going to stop?.. Are you going to stop?" they cry "Yes"... they're released and IMMEDIATELY keep fighting only to get laid back down and given less leniency.

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AmericaIsBack 25 points ago +25 / -0

It was probably a frozen bottle of water. Saw AG Barr on the Levin Show last night and he said Antifa's been bringing frozen water bottles to throw at people. It sure sounded like a harder smack than a regular bottle of water.

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Imransgarage 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bops the dude in the shoulder with a water bottle loooooool!!!

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yukondave 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have taught my children terms like "Bad Girls" that they use in place of bad guys. Teachers are stunned and my son and daughter correct them.

You see after teaching them this the first time they saw a cop arrest a woman and drag her to the car. The cop then walked up and said hi and my son said "you caught the bad girl", which the cop replied "yes I did catch the bad girl" and gave them both gold badge stickers. HAHAHA

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Equality for all! Wear black bloc, get beaten up. Simples!

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Shmovid1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine all the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing and sobbing

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Raindrops1984 41 points ago +41 / -0

It’s too sexy. Stop. I just got pregnant.

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Pau1F01ey 12 points ago +12 / -0

And thus the DoomGuy was born

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getkek 7 points ago +7 / -0

im dying 😂

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FAQ-REDDIT 30 points ago +30 / -0

And one of them used his water bottle...LMFAO

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Mona1950 17 points ago +17 / -0

Saw that - made me laugh - hits like a girl.

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veteran299 12 points ago +13 / -1

think it WAS a girl

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Pau1F01ey 27 points ago +27 / -0

If I ever find myself fighting an ANTIFA chick I’ll be more than happy to shout “This is equality bitch!” As I give the commie the smack down of the century.

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh - HAHAHA - 2 genders.

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Erlik_Khan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love that part, then immediately gets choked out for it.