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doug2 96 points ago +97 / -1

Where in gods name did he get that lol

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Mister_Wonderful 143 points ago +143 / -0

Off the wall of the pub he was having a pint in, of course. Sometimes real life is better than a movie script.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 38 points ago +38 / -0

I saw a 25' lobster on a wall in a restaurant. Terrorists be afraid, be very afraid!

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Aoikaze2000 11 points ago +11 / -0

They gonna get the claws with that one?

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 10 points ago +10 / -0

That terrorist is lucky he wasn't having drinks at the Winchester.

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Big_cunt 5 points ago +5 / -0

If a Narwhal Tusk is shown on the mantle of the fire place in act 1, it must be used in act 3

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Shmovid1984 0 points ago +0 / -0

They should have rammed the narwhal tusk up auntqueefas ass !

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TrumpPosse 28 points ago +28 / -0

"Every weapon is permitted against terrorist"

Yep

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onlnpkr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Call, Raise, or Fold. The first of these said is binding. Sorry Sir, We cant accept your Raise.

Too bad too, looks like you went All-in. Probably got a MAGA hand, Trumped only by the KAG .

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Vadernocturnus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck it lets get some Sons Of Liberty in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwIUiADdmXA

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yukondave 10 points ago +11 / -1

The British last week banned Norwhal tusks and all pointy things at Pubs.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +7 / -1

Dumbasses. I bet their law reads "pointy things," too. They shouldve quit with Monty Python.

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BigleaguendTouchee 24 points ago +24 / -0

Of the restaurant wall from Memory.

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INK10 21 points ago +21 / -0

I believe he got it off the wall of a local pub.

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MK_Ultraviolence 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he got it off the wall of a parliament building display or some shit. Or his living room wall lol. Can’t really remember which but funny either way.