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Warren_Puffitt 26 points ago +26 / -0

Narwhals = the official tusked marine mammal of MAGA!(*)(**)

(*)Because they provide counter-terrorist weapons.

(**) UK origin but we share our Strategic Nuclear Deterrence programs with them too, so...

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Raindrops1984 16 points ago +16 / -0

We’ve got the best tusked marine mammals, believe me!

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Raindrops1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cotton headed ninny muggins.

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Warren_Puffitt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also the best Strategic Nuclear Deterrence, nobodys ever seen anything like it!

Trident D5 smiles with approval

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

“There goes a narwhal!”