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Mister_Wonderful 143 points ago +143 / -0

Off the wall of the pub he was having a pint in, of course. Sometimes real life is better than a movie script.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 38 points ago +38 / -0

I saw a 25' lobster on a wall in a restaurant. Terrorists be afraid, be very afraid!

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Aoikaze2000 11 points ago +11 / -0

They gonna get the claws with that one?

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 10 points ago +10 / -0

That terrorist is lucky he wasn't having drinks at the Winchester.

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Big_cunt 5 points ago +5 / -0

If a Narwhal Tusk is shown on the mantle of the fire place in act 1, it must be used in act 3

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Shmovid1984 0 points ago +0 / -0

They should have rammed the narwhal tusk up auntqueefas ass !