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ColludingWithAmerica 53 points ago +53 / -0

Urban kids really believe the lie that they are the toughest thing ever because of the “streets”. The suburbs is only a teaser please attempt this shit on someone’s acreage or farm. That city boy schtick Will look even more stupid.

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ColludingWithAmerica 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just the sheer amount of manual labor. If the man’s palm looks like a glove he’s going to tear you apart

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Salt-N-Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bear Paw

Like a catcher’s mitt with claws

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Meatbank84 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also us white and blue collar workers in the burbs are all bored with money and usually spend our week nights in some form of expensive martial art training like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu in my case.

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CanadianTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

You mean buying guns

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Meatbank84 7 points ago +7 / -0

That too but the subject here was a melee fight.

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CanadianTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fair. Glad to know there are 400,000,000 trained jujitsu artists, cause I thought you ya ms just bought guns.

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xopi 9 points ago +9 / -0

I grew up in suburbia, but even I understood don't fuck with the country kids. City kids dealt with local gangs that more often than not didn't mess with you as long as you don't mess with them. Those country kids? Those are the ones that were going to war in Syria and Afghanistan. Countries that HATE us and want nothing more than to kill every one of us. Those country kids were the ones being shot at daily. Those country kids were the ones risking driving over a landmine and getting blown up. Are there landmines in your city? No. Do the criminals in your city have RPGs or other explosives capable of wiping out an entire city block? No.

What? You got mugged once in your city? Go cry to a soldier who lost their legs in a blast. The country boy.

Also, those country boys have more guns than you. They also have more acreage. They will absolutely bury you in their backyard, no one will ever find out, and go on with their day like nothing happened.

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Mashiki 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop...stop! I can only get so erect!

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will absolutely bury you in their backyard, no one will ever find out, and go on with their day like nothing happened.

I like the way that sounds so I repeated it.

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KMacsBinder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those of us who have been through it are the last ones that want it to happen. That being said, I would have no problem making this happen if given no other choice. - Proud Country Boy and Veteran.

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Spicy_maymay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol they wouldn't even get in the gate and there would be no fight because joggers couldn't figure out how to open a dummy lock. They would just get sniped from the porch.