Alameda County, California Will PAY Those Who Test Positive for Coronavirus $1,250
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Cause the virus is so contagious and severe, they need to pay people with it to boost the case numbers to continue this draconic lockdowns
This is fucking criminal.
It has to be, right? Directly paying people to catch a "deadly disease?" It's absolutely outrageous.
Not only that, paying them to spread it, too. Because you know many healthy young people desperate for $1250 are going to expose other people through their own greed? Those types of people sure as fuck don't follow rules, like keeping quarantined.
This whole thing is fucked. California is nuts.
Do you have to be a resident? Or just diagnosed there? Because I could use the money.
and this, my frens, is the reason why cases in Alameda county will explode
Ill catch it and drive to alameda for this
Problem is, you’d have to quarantine there for two week, or 154 days (and counting).
The County gets big money from the feds for every “case.” So they are offering a cut of the action.
What a fucking sham.
If local gummints are paying out $1250 per china flu case, imagine how much of our federal tax dollars the hospitals and local gummints are getting?
Who fucking authorized a federal tax dollar payout for this china flu?
Americans get bent over and fucked no matter where they live or who they vote for ... Tree of Liberty.
Thats What Started This Mess... https://bigleaguepolitics.com/alameda-county-california-will-pay-those-who-test-positive-for-coronavirus-1250/
Seems those who test negative should receive a bigger bonus.
Let the Bart pole licking begin...
That's a fucking disgusting thought
The left embrace nothing but disgusting thoughts.
Threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks for second breakfast.
Walk barefoot through SOMA
Virus Party!
Same
You guys! We could all roll out there and set up Leper Camp Trump! Imagine: 14 days of camping in nonstop beautiful weather, livestreaming, shitposting, and worldwide mythbusting -- all at California's expense.
It's beautiful.
"The trial plan does require documentation of a positive test to receive the payment."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
So 4-5 test?
Their numbers are dropping so they need people to get infected on purpose or lie about being infected.
Seems like this is not a good idea for keeping people healthy and virus free.
It's like saying they will give $1250 to anyone that is a drug addict. Uhh sign me up for some drugs?
Fuck yea i'll smoke some PCP time to get $1250
Reminds me when india paid for dead snakes to control the snake population and people started raising snakes...
So...how much is the county making from the federal govt per positive if they can give out $1250 for each one?
We need to treat these states separately and report on them separately. No more national reporting on "cases." Let these blue states eat themselves. Instead of bringing down a Nation. Treat them as problems that are on the brink of failure. Put them on notice.
Funny how they have the money for this but Oakland is still Oakland, Alemeda is still Alemeda, Emeryville is still Emeryville, Berkeley is still Berkeley (none of these are places you want to be, Berkeley is nice in the hills like Oakland but that is it).... In fact most of that county is a shit hole
The east shore is ugly from Richmond/San Pablo all the way down to Hayward.
It's less Marin / Palo Alto more union city
Find a person who has it, lick them, profit.
Come on guys, lets make a state wide Make Out With a Stranger Day!!! By the end of the day if you dont get Corona virus then you’ll know this is all bullshit!
https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/08/05/alameda-county-offering-1250-stipend-to-help-covid-19-patients-during-quarantine
"The county has set aside $10 million for the project, which should cover 7,500 stipends. Alameda County hopes that money will eventually be reimbursed by the state or federal governments."
Thought California was broke :/ ... they hope federal government will pay for it.. Yeah sure, now GTFO
Quick someone cough on me, 1250 is more than enough to cover the plane tickets
In before there's suddenly a massive surge in China virus cases in Alameda county.
It’s paying them to stay home. Great. https://abc7news.com/coronavirus-alameda-county-covid-paid-to-stay-home-pays-patients/6356865/
My county is depressing and run by morons 😔
I got the flu again this year ... jackpot!
There's something called "the cobra effect" that this will 100%, undeniably, absolutely create. No question.
But they know this. The goal is MORE infection of this light flu, not less.
If you know you have it you could charge people 600$ to spit in their mouths
If you read the article, they will pay illegals too. Easy money to embezzle or to steal and give to those who are stealing our money anyway.
Most articles I found say they will pay those who test positive to self quarantine at home. Not just those who test positive.
Still, this can and will be abused bc Democrats are now leftists and can’t be trusted with simple math or any sort of managerial type duties.
The street is my home. Watch me shit on it.
So basically everyone will get the money.
Out of what money? CA broke.
Nothing like incentivizing spread of the virus.
I live in this county... The hysteria is very high here.
here come the Covid Bug Chasers.
That's one way to create herd immunity.
Ah yes because this isn't going to make it spread more
So incentivizing people to congregate without masks? Shit I'll do a little covid for $1250.
It's ok because it's science guys
These are the same kind of people who are willing to pay for illegal prostitution.
If this leads to the slum-dwellers and liberal morons infecting each other to make money, this could be a massive eugenics program which benefits America as a whole.
If you subsidise an outcome, you will get MORE of that outcome. This is a universal constant.
Now they are paying people to pump up those numbers?