Be sure to check Facebook for deals in Chicago today! Lots of designer clothes, computers, tablets and Apple products will be very cheap!
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Oh great! I can't wait to be robbed at gunpoint!
As long as It's a peaceful robbery!
That's not a pistol!
It's a peacetol!
Peaceful and diverse muggings.
Give your back a pat.
You defunded the police.
Part and parcel of life in the big city....
We don't know if he was robbed, only that his belongings are missing. It's possible that another Chicago resident needed them more than he did. Think of it as an unplanned donation.
I feel safer already.
Bruh just make the deal at the safest place in the world, the police sta- oh wait we defunded them and torched the building. That's just gonna be a risk I'll have to take because of my actions then.
While I've got hot lead being embedded in my ass I'll shout wew-wew-wew, that'll get 'em to scatter.
Just checked Chicago Craigslist. Lots of new items there.
One person is selling 3 pairs of brand new Jordan's in 3 different sizes.
You would think they would just hold the stuff for awhile to not appear suspicious.
You assumed these looters had brain cells
No I think he assumed there is law enforcement in Chicago. LOL, that would be racist.
Exactly. They stopped enforcement of laws after Laquan McDonald. Now it’s the worlds largest ape exhibit.
Do whatever you want it doesn’t matter
Better storytelling than Planet of The Apes for sure.
I mean, at least one or two brain cells?
I didn’t realize they were that dumb.
I agree that guy's assuming way too much. Some guys are selling guitars and amps on the street corner.
The district attorney is a strong independent black woman who doesn't want to prosecute anyone.
Makes sense
Most criminals are not smart.
How you gonna get crack tonight, if you don't sell today!
The DA dropped 30% of all felony cases in 2019, I don’t think they’re worried about getting in trouble for this.
Sounds like this might be the place to go to be a criminal!
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It's called a 2 fo 1! Homey
Hmmmm. If they’re THAT dumb, I think now might be an excellent time to email them about my nigerian prince in need of a wire transfer.
Well, so is making up a fake hate crime, but here we are still talking about Joocy Smollay being free.
Thanks for the tip, we were all lining up to get cheap stuff off Craig’s List!😂
Its not "stolen" you bigot. It was a reparation item.
What's the exchange rate on mules to iPhones?
You never know. There's some genuinely stupid people in the world.
Even outside chicagos nonexistent legal system, if an apple device is reported stolen apple can brick it remotely. So you're very likely paying for a paperweight
I hear there are major 5 finger discounts going on.
Take advantage!
Mayor Lightfoot approves if you are wearing a mask!
She had a fence put up to stop peaceful sunbathers on the beach. But she also just hosted a wine-and-cheese birthday party for herself in a government building. No word on whether her guests wore masks and social-distanced.
Mayor Lootfoot.
When I read the title I was convinced it was a Trump Tweet, SAD!
He should tweet this. It would be golden.
To be honest it could be and it would be funny as hell, but of course the MSM would start saying he supports theft and resell...
I just watched the press conference given by the police chief and mayor Beetlejuice.
At the end, during questions, the chief is all-but-saying that the reason looters were doing this was because they were emboldened by catch and release from the past two and a half months. The reporter asks him outright to state it unequivocally, "so basically, it's because these looters and rioters weren't properly charged last time?" And Beetlejuice cuts in as the Chief's fielding the question, going like "do not bait us. Don't bait us." and making platitude statements about how they're taking this seriously.
Nah, fuck you, bitch. You don't get to ignore the last two and a half months of catch and release and now act like you're the big hero. YOU are at fault, period.
The Democrats can't handle the truth.
Go way, I'm baiting.
craigslist is on fire right now - tons of good deals (slightly damaged)
I wouldn’t buy stuff off of cl or fb marketplace in these times. Definitely would be supporting theft, fraud, mule networks.
I doubt they have the patience to carefully rob that stuff when they could just HAHA GLASS GO BRRRRK
Muh Jordans fell off the back of the truck.
so did muh Tesla
Facebook Marketplace has sponsored the looting?
I mean, just because I haven't got anything to back that up, doesn't mean it's not true, correct? Right Dems?
In all seriousness, Apple store products are automatically bricked when you remove them from the store. Especially phones.
No one's ever accused this human garbage of being intelligent.
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And you’ll get shot and robbed when you try to make the purchase
Plot twist: two joggers show up and simultaneously attempt to rob one another, both go home with one another's possessions. Confusion sets in following day.
100% off sale means 100% black market profit. (Can I still say “black” market or is that offensive?)
We call them "Markets of Color" now
Sort of like a rainbow with a pot of gold!
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It’s the “I Can’t Breathe” sale!
Man, I put in an order for a 96" TV around 4am today and it still ain't delivered. I ain't ordering from Wakanda Express ever again! One star!
Question... if I buy an item looted by a BLM member, does that mean I’m supporting a minor run business?
Chicago is about to become another Detroit. The migration of the wealthy will happen fast.
Was already on its way. The borders pushing out to grab up more taxes have been a thing for a long time. People were already fleeing their shitty policies.
Got any of them free Teslas?
Corporates paid for looters, looters they got. Enjoy your black movement!
LOL. This made my day. It's the Chicago five-finger discount! Magnificent Mile was doing a giveaway. For every brick donated through the store window, you get one armful of FREE items.
It's a hundred-percent off sale! Stores open LATE!
I sell online very regularly, and definitely noticed a large influx of brand new items from brand new accounts during the first riot outbreaks lol
Wonder how many of these peaceful liberators of the kapitalist merchandise will be oppressed by cops who are only interested in propping up the bourgeoisie when they try to sell these liberated goods?
Just an FYI, looted Apple products won't work.
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Thanks for the tip Sketchy Looking Pepe!
Take screenshots please!
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But AOC said they're just stealing bread and she's the smartest of the commiecrats.
They're practically giving it all away!
Looting and rioting is the voice of the unheard or something!
Now that's what I call a firesale
#YOUDHAVETOBECRAZYWITHPRICESLIKETHESE
Peacefully purchased
Crows bars and jogging
sneakersboots are going up in price, though.Economics 101.
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WE'RE CUTTING PRICES BY OVER 99%!
All made by Chinese slaves.