Are we just going to ignore the fact he made pancakes to dog whistle the racism of aunt Jemima and then puts on a white plate? On top of that he adds bacon to make fun of muslims.
I put the batter into a squeeze bottle with a 2cm cut tip, and write on the griddle the mirror image of whatever design you’d like. Create a border and let the design darken slightly. Fill in the spaces until the batter is set and flip.
Add food coloring next time to the squeeze bottle next time. In fact buy like 5 of those fast food ketchup squeeze bottle things and use different colors. Then go nuts; just let your love for GEOTUS run wild in your designs. This is a thing amongst young'uns; I know because my kids watch people doing this stuff on YouTube.
They are just leafy veggies that are eaten as they are sprouting. My girls love munching on them and I put them in smoothies because the taste isn’t as strong and they have the same healthy benefits as their fully grown counterparts.
Forgive my ignorance, but I kept seeing references to a burrito, but never saw what it originated from. Can someone help me out with the relevance of maga burritos?
I could be wrong but I think there was a bear in the wild who caught a burrito from a passing car window and someone cropped a MAGA hat onto the bear and then that because a thing for about an hour.
It’s baked on a sheet tray. I didn’t feel like coming to my own defense but I assure you my 1/4” slab bacon was not burnt. Bad lighting and filtering the photo to emphasize the design on the pancakes may have led to that assessment. I cook professionally and have made many a meal for Daniel Boulud personally and others including Jean-George V. and Bocuse.
edit: I have never had the pleasure of cooking for Gordon, but I assure you he wouldn’t call me a fucking donkey 😆
Hear me out...make a huge flat pancake, a crepe if you will, roll all that big breakfast up in it, roll and fold, and viola!
BIG ASS PANCAKE BREAKFAST BURRITO!!
xrta crispy bacon
No Moslems in this household, that I can tell you.
Homer: Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Why do you assume xrta crispy is negative?
He'd be rolling in his grave if he weren't there on his plate.
would.
Bacon must and should be extra crispy. Using a fork should lead to the serious injury or death of at least 5 people from exploding bacon bits.
The Wincakes look tasty too!
Sorry but it's all about greasy bacon
PanKEKS and Bacon
mmmmmmm
1/4” thick cut, baked at 370 til crisp, ~40 mins
Are we just going to ignore the fact he made pancakes to dog whistle the racism of aunt Jemima and then puts on a white plate? On top of that he adds bacon to make fun of muslims.
Are you going to ignore the fact that the dark blueberries on the white cream cheese indicates inter-racial relations that is cultural appropriation?
Are you going to ignore the fact that OP used the colonialist measuring unit of "inches" to describe the thickness of this bacon?
I’ve never made bacon in the oven. I will have to give it a shot!
bacon in the oven is the bees knees
It will leave you speechless
I, too, garnish breakfast with tomatoes. Breakfast is very fatty, so the acid cuts through very nicely.
I will, thanks friendo!
That bacon is thick like thighland
I put the batter into a squeeze bottle with a 2cm cut tip, and write on the griddle the mirror image of whatever design you’d like. Create a border and let the design darken slightly. Fill in the spaces until the batter is set and flip.
Are you a god?
Actually, he's a stock exchange of balls.
I would not have done it backwards the first time and would have to laugh at myself eating 0202 pmurT cakes.
Add food coloring next time to the squeeze bottle next time. In fact buy like 5 of those fast food ketchup squeeze bottle things and use different colors. Then go nuts; just let your love for GEOTUS run wild in your designs. This is a thing amongst young'uns; I know because my kids watch people doing this stuff on YouTube.
Yes! How did you do this?
Needs more orange juice
You wouldn't have him lay that burden on a plate of colour, would you?
Looks delicious!!
You are missing a .45 M-1911 and a large cup of coffee. Other than that, you are good to go.
Need more bacon
I'm surprised I had to go this far down to find this.
Where are the GOYA beans & Red Bull? Looks delicious!
That’s for lunch. Covfefe until noon, Pear Red Bull after noon
Hey, is that rainbow chard micro greens next to the tomatoes? Good man!
I’m growing some tomatoes and other leafy vegetables now. I grow micro greens for my 4 guinea piggies. Haha
red cabbage micros
wtf micro foods?
They are just leafy veggies that are eaten as they are sprouting. My girls love munching on them and I put them in smoothies because the taste isn’t as strong and they have the same healthy benefits as their fully grown counterparts.
Beautiful
I'm sure it's delicious, but consider not burning the bacon that much next time... it's really unhealthy to eat those burnt parts (cancer)
I refuse to eat bacon if it doesn't also give me cancer.
Chris P. Bacon
perfectly cooked bacon
Delicious and nutritious!
That bacon, though.
We have the best chefs don’t we folks?
There can never be too many [breakfast] burritos.
Where is the covfefe ?
I can't seem to stop using my burritos for assault purposes
Forgive my ignorance, but I kept seeing references to a burrito, but never saw what it originated from. Can someone help me out with the relevance of maga burritos?
Burrito Chad got coffee thrown on him while enjoying a breakfast burrito, so he pummeled the assaulters and got it all on video
I could be wrong but I think there was a bear in the wild who caught a burrito from a passing car window and someone cropped a MAGA hat onto the bear and then that because a thing for about an hour.
Needs more bacon.
C'MON MAN! What's with this guy?
...is that a tomato?
Couple tiny tomato slices to add just a touch of acid.
Can I come over?
No eggs? What are you going to do with the Salt?
Needs more eggs and that bacon is too crispy. I'll let it slide this time. Nice tomato btw. Homegrown?
Solid choices for everything else on the plate, so I’m curious about your selection of flour and baking powder for those pancakes.
King Arthur Flour, non-expired baking powder lol
Too many burritos? impossible.
"honey do you want 2 or 3 slices of bacon?" "ALL THE BACON"
breakfast goals
Golden Pancakes
Whats that weird red stuff at the top?
the tomato or the micro red cabbage sprouts?
lmao ok
It’s baked on a sheet tray. I didn’t feel like coming to my own defense but I assure you my 1/4” slab bacon was not burnt. Bad lighting and filtering the photo to emphasize the design on the pancakes may have led to that assessment. I cook professionally and have made many a meal for Daniel Boulud personally and others including Jean-George V. and Bocuse.
edit: I have never had the pleasure of cooking for Gordon, but I assure you he wouldn’t call me a fucking donkey 😆
This is outrageous. Blasphemy. One can never have too many burritos. Pfft.
Hear me out...make a huge flat pancake, a crepe if you will, roll all that big breakfast up in it, roll and fold, and viola!
BIG ASS PANCAKE BREAKFAST BURRITO!!
I don't think my grocery store sell ass.
Pork butt perhaps?
That’s actually a shoulder
This.
Are you Canadian? Because what Americans call "Canadian bacon" is not the same as the back bacon (or "peameal bacon") we have in Canada.
Also, our regular bacon is regular bacon.
Commie