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Franntastic23 56 points ago +56 / -0

xrta crispy bacon

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IncredibleMrE1 33 points ago +33 / -0

No Moslems in this household, that I can tell you.

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RosettaStone 8 points ago +8 / -0

Homer: Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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Franntastic23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do you assume xrta crispy is negative?

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'd be rolling in his grave if he weren't there on his plate.

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Silencemennow 11 points ago +11 / -0

would.

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Mashiki 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bacon must and should be extra crispy. Using a fork should lead to the serious injury or death of at least 5 people from exploding bacon bits.

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Wincakes look tasty too!

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pnwhomebrewer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sorry but it's all about greasy bacon

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FluffiPuff 33 points ago +33 / -0

PanKEKS and Bacon

mmmmmmm

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NADSAQ [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

1/4” thick cut, baked at 370 til crisp, ~40 mins

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kratomlol 29 points ago +29 / -0

Are we just going to ignore the fact he made pancakes to dog whistle the racism of aunt Jemima and then puts on a white plate? On top of that he adds bacon to make fun of muslims.

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rossiFan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Are you going to ignore the fact that the dark blueberries on the white cream cheese indicates inter-racial relations that is cultural appropriation?

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de9ebkmd7 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are you going to ignore the fact that OP used the colonialist measuring unit of "inches" to describe the thickness of this bacon?

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Ebbie8708 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’ve never made bacon in the oven. I will have to give it a shot!

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Franntastic23 9 points ago +9 / -0

bacon in the oven is the bees knees

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IcedCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will leave you speechless

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AlphaNathan 18 points ago +18 / -0

I, too, garnish breakfast with tomatoes. Breakfast is very fatty, so the acid cuts through very nicely.

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will, thanks friendo!

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kratomlol 17 points ago +17 / -0

That bacon is thick like thighland

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NADSAQ [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

I put the batter into a squeeze bottle with a 2cm cut tip, and write on the griddle the mirror image of whatever design you’d like. Create a border and let the design darken slightly. Fill in the spaces until the batter is set and flip.

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Silencemennow 10 points ago +10 / -0

Are you a god?

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Shitposter69 9 points ago +9 / -0

Actually, he's a stock exchange of balls.

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de9ebkmd7 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would not have done it backwards the first time and would have to laugh at myself eating 0202 pmurT cakes.

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Zytos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Add food coloring next time to the squeeze bottle next time. In fact buy like 5 of those fast food ketchup squeeze bottle things and use different colors. Then go nuts; just let your love for GEOTUS run wild in your designs. This is a thing amongst young'uns; I know because my kids watch people doing this stuff on YouTube.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes! How did you do this?

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Shitposter69 10 points ago +10 / -0

Needs more orange juice

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

You wouldn't have him lay that burden on a plate of colour, would you?

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Transgirl_4_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks delicious!!

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ConsrvspkgNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are missing a .45 M-1911 and a large cup of coffee. Other than that, you are good to go.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Need more bacon

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Ramasun 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm surprised I had to go this far down to find this.

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Dckman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where are the GOYA beans & Red Bull? Looks delicious!

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NADSAQ [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s for lunch. Covfefe until noon, Pear Red Bull after noon

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, is that rainbow chard micro greens next to the tomatoes? Good man!

I’m growing some tomatoes and other leafy vegetables now. I grow micro greens for my 4 guinea piggies. Haha

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NADSAQ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

red cabbage micros

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

wtf micro foods?

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are just leafy veggies that are eaten as they are sprouting. My girls love munching on them and I put them in smoothies because the taste isn’t as strong and they have the same healthy benefits as their fully grown counterparts.

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kaiforceone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful

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zetts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure it's delicious, but consider not burning the bacon that much next time... it's really unhealthy to eat those burnt parts (cancer)

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

I refuse to eat bacon if it doesn't also give me cancer.

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Swellingsuperman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chris P. Bacon

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hellish609 2 points ago +2 / -0

perfectly cooked bacon

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Jackgaddis5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Delicious and nutritious!

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

That bacon, though.

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ODonMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the best chefs don’t we folks?

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1A_FTW 1 point ago +1 / -0

There can never be too many [breakfast] burritos.

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Histrionic_Answer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is the covfefe ?

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Scumbag-reddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't seem to stop using my burritos for assault purposes

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TexSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forgive my ignorance, but I kept seeing references to a burrito, but never saw what it originated from. Can someone help me out with the relevance of maga burritos?

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NADSAQ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Burrito Chad got coffee thrown on him while enjoying a breakfast burrito, so he pummeled the assaulters and got it all on video

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could be wrong but I think there was a bear in the wild who caught a burrito from a passing car window and someone cropped a MAGA hat onto the bear and then that because a thing for about an hour.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs more bacon.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'MON MAN! What's with this guy?

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augustinius 1 point ago +1 / -0

...is that a tomato?

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

Couple tiny tomato slices to add just a touch of acid.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I come over?

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Cheesemaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

No eggs? What are you going to do with the Salt?

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R37arded 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs more eggs and that bacon is too crispy. I'll let it slide this time. Nice tomato btw. Homegrown?

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Solid choices for everything else on the plate, so I’m curious about your selection of flour and baking powder for those pancakes.

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NADSAQ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

King Arthur Flour, non-expired baking powder lol

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too many burritos? impossible.

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

"honey do you want 2 or 3 slices of bacon?" "ALL THE BACON"

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Littlebabycakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

breakfast goals

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ChronoShaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Golden Pancakes

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Danklup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whats that weird red stuff at the top?

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NADSAQ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

the tomato or the micro red cabbage sprouts?

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NADSAQ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao ok

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NADSAQ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s baked on a sheet tray. I didn’t feel like coming to my own defense but I assure you my 1/4” slab bacon was not burnt. Bad lighting and filtering the photo to emphasize the design on the pancakes may have led to that assessment. I cook professionally and have made many a meal for Daniel Boulud personally and others including Jean-George V. and Bocuse.

edit: I have never had the pleasure of cooking for Gordon, but I assure you he wouldn’t call me a fucking donkey 😆

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Rhayne -6 points ago +2 / -8

This is outrageous. Blasphemy. One can never have too many burritos. Pfft.

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MichaelDenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hear me out...make a huge flat pancake, a crepe if you will, roll all that big breakfast up in it, roll and fold, and viola!
BIG ASS PANCAKE BREAKFAST BURRITO!!

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Ramasun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think my grocery store sell ass.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pork butt perhaps?

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NADSAQ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s actually a shoulder

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Rhayne -6 points ago +2 / -8

This.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +3 / -1

Are you Canadian? Because what Americans call "Canadian bacon" is not the same as the back bacon (or "peameal bacon") we have in Canada.

Also, our regular bacon is regular bacon.

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +2 / -1

Commie