2415 Hilarious Ted Cruz tweet: "Why be so cheap? Give everyone $1 million a day, every day, forever. And three soy lattes a day. And a foot massage. We have a magic money tree — we should use it!" (twitter.com) posted 250 days ago by kmillz 250 days ago by kmillz +2415 / -0 68 comments share 68 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (68) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 5 ▼ – DarkBerry 5 points 250 days ago +5 / -0 I'm in if he adds a handy-j. Or a rusty trombone. permalink save report block reply
I'm in if he adds a handy-j. Or a rusty trombone.