I turn 40 next month, still can’t grow a beard. Patchy as all get out. I figure it’s a good trade. I don’t have any back hair and my head hair isn’t thinning at all.
Happy advance birthday fellow patriot! Id say you got the better end of the deal. A good head of hair that blows in the wind as a bald eagle screeches in the distance sounds MUCH better than a pedostache
All it takes is commitment. The intermediate stages suck because the mustache won't be long enough to control with just wax, so you need to use a glue-type hair gel.
Yeah, who didn't? Bigger stronger faster-- more competitive?
We all grew that miserable attempt at a mustache the second we had a few lip hairs showing up. Ahhh, youth.
I used to like swimming with my friends because I was the only boy with chest hair for a couple years and thought it would impress the girls.
Of course, now I look like Diddy Kong, so I guess be careful what you wish for.
If you lifted you could look like Donkey Kong.
If lifting can give me another foot, maybe.
Heh - wait'll the shit turns gray. Don't ask me how I know that.
In my 30s....still got that sad incomplete mustache 😢
I turn 40 next month, still can’t grow a beard. Patchy as all get out. I figure it’s a good trade. I don’t have any back hair and my head hair isn’t thinning at all.
Happy advance birthday fellow patriot! Id say you got the better end of the deal. A good head of hair that blows in the wind as a bald eagle screeches in the distance sounds MUCH better than a pedostache
Irish?
I'm almost a ginger and can grow a super thick mustache and goatee, but my sideburns and chops are thin.
I have the opposite problem. I have a mustache right after I shave.
I still want a handlebar mustache and goatee.
All it takes is commitment. The intermediate stages suck because the mustache won't be long enough to control with just wax, so you need to use a glue-type hair gel.
Now I have a mustache even after I shave!
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