I turn 40 next month, still can’t grow a beard. Patchy as all get out. I figure it’s a good trade. I don’t have any back hair and my head hair isn’t thinning at all.
Happy advance birthday fellow patriot! Id say you got the better end of the deal. A good head of hair that blows in the wind as a bald eagle screeches in the distance sounds MUCH better than a pedostache
All it takes is commitment. The intermediate stages suck because the mustache won't be long enough to control with just wax, so you need to use a glue-type hair gel.
We all grew that miserable attempt at a mustache the second we had a few lip hairs showing up. Ahhh, youth.
I used to like swimming with my friends because I was the only boy with chest hair for a couple years and thought it would impress the girls.
Of course, now I look like Diddy Kong, so I guess be careful what you wish for.
If you lifted you could look like Donkey Kong.
If lifting can give me another foot, maybe.
You could look like buff Diddy Kong or short Donkey Kong.
Heh - wait'll the shit turns gray. Don't ask me how I know that.
In my 30s....still got that sad incomplete mustache 😢
I turn 40 next month, still can’t grow a beard. Patchy as all get out. I figure it’s a good trade. I don’t have any back hair and my head hair isn’t thinning at all.
Happy advance birthday fellow patriot! Id say you got the better end of the deal. A good head of hair that blows in the wind as a bald eagle screeches in the distance sounds MUCH better than a pedostache
On my back? No thanks.
Irish?
I'm almost a ginger and can grow a super thick mustache and goatee, but my sideburns and chops are thin.
Mostly Czech and Welsh.
I have the opposite problem. I have a mustache right after I shave.
I still want a handlebar mustache and goatee.
All it takes is commitment. The intermediate stages suck because the mustache won't be long enough to control with just wax, so you need to use a glue-type hair gel.
Now I have a mustache even after I shave!