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LurkNoMore 29 points ago +29 / -0

We all grew that miserable attempt at a mustache the second we had a few lip hairs showing up. Ahhh, youth.

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Weremoose 25 points ago +25 / -0

I used to like swimming with my friends because I was the only boy with chest hair for a couple years and thought it would impress the girls.

Of course, now I look like Diddy Kong, so I guess be careful what you wish for.

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sackofwisdom 21 points ago +21 / -0

If you lifted you could look like Donkey Kong.

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Weremoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

If lifting can give me another foot, maybe.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 6 points ago +6 / -0

You could look like buff Diddy Kong or short Donkey Kong.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heh - wait'll the shit turns gray. Don't ask me how I know that.

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kastmaster2000 12 points ago +12 / -0

In my 30s....still got that sad incomplete mustache 😢

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LurkNoMore 9 points ago +9 / -0

I turn 40 next month, still can’t grow a beard. Patchy as all get out. I figure it’s a good trade. I don’t have any back hair and my head hair isn’t thinning at all.

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kastmaster2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Happy advance birthday fellow patriot! Id say you got the better end of the deal. A good head of hair that blows in the wind as a bald eagle screeches in the distance sounds MUCH better than a pedostache

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LurkNoMore 3 points ago +3 / -0

On my back? No thanks.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Irish?

I'm almost a ginger and can grow a super thick mustache and goatee, but my sideburns and chops are thin.

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LurkNoMore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mostly Czech and Welsh.

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JMaN 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have the opposite problem. I have a mustache right after I shave.

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GoldenEagle1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I still want a handlebar mustache and goatee.

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Scroon 4 points ago +4 / -0

All it takes is commitment. The intermediate stages suck because the mustache won't be long enough to control with just wax, so you need to use a glue-type hair gel.

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JMaN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I have a mustache even after I shave!