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kastmaster2000 12 points ago +12 / -0

In my 30s....still got that sad incomplete mustache 😢

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LurkNoMore 9 points ago +9 / -0

I turn 40 next month, still can’t grow a beard. Patchy as all get out. I figure it’s a good trade. I don’t have any back hair and my head hair isn’t thinning at all.

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kastmaster2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Happy advance birthday fellow patriot! Id say you got the better end of the deal. A good head of hair that blows in the wind as a bald eagle screeches in the distance sounds MUCH better than a pedostache

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LurkNoMore 3 points ago +3 / -0

On my back? No thanks.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Irish?

I'm almost a ginger and can grow a super thick mustache and goatee, but my sideburns and chops are thin.

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LurkNoMore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mostly Czech and Welsh.

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JMaN 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have the opposite problem. I have a mustache right after I shave.