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Weremoose 25 points ago +25 / -0

I used to like swimming with my friends because I was the only boy with chest hair for a couple years and thought it would impress the girls.

Of course, now I look like Diddy Kong, so I guess be careful what you wish for.

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sackofwisdom 21 points ago +21 / -0

If you lifted you could look like Donkey Kong.

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Weremoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

If lifting can give me another foot, maybe.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 6 points ago +6 / -0

You could look like buff Diddy Kong or short Donkey Kong.

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Weremoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good with anything that isn't full Leftist

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heh - wait'll the shit turns gray. Don't ask me how I know that.