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Randomite 83 points ago +83 / -0

I'm for Gettysburg, not even a choice, but how do you protect a President in an open field like that? With the Lefties going wild, with Iran, China, NoKo, and everybody else he's dealing harshly with, with the crazies just looking for notoriety, with Epstein, with Russiagate imploding, and everything else going on ( I feel like Mona Lisa DeVito in Vinny, stomping my foot), there are a lot of people looking to harm this man.

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fluffykitten 62 points ago +62 / -0

build a giant bulletproof cube around him.... make it look like Trump just took over an Apple Store

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HiddenDekuScrub 24 points ago +24 / -0

Apple's new iPresident? 🤔

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ippwndu 7 points ago +8 / -1

He's a Trump Genius.

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AmericanJawa 6 points ago +6 / -0

myPresident

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texascpa 12 points ago +12 / -0

Apple Store? That guarantees looting.

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GitmObama 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don Apple?

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SJWsHateUs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tim Apple reeeeeee

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Shitposter69 9 points ago +9 / -0

The pope box

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah!!!

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Randomite 27 points ago +28 / -1

Ellis Island/Lady Liberty would be a pretty cool backdrop for an epic Trump speech.

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Slash78 3 points ago +4 / -1

Reagan did it in 1980 so could Trumpy.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 16 points ago +16 / -0

If something were to happen to our president, which I would hope nothing would happen, I'm pretty sure the left would have signed their death warrant and every Trump supporter would declare open season

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MindfulMuser 16 points ago +16 / -0

You let him protect himself. He can neutralize any threats with his gold and silver .45 JJFU Grand Master X 1911.

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otistoole 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be breathtaking to see The Don double tapping fools right and left

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0