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RBailey82nd 155 points ago +155 / -0

Turns out she was picked for VPSomebody wasn't picked for VP.

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trump212121 83 points ago +83 / -0

yup kek

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Evan_Evan_Evan 60 points ago +60 / -0

Salty as kek.

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Sumarongi 87 points ago +88 / -1

Don’t want to be sexist, but this is 1000% a female response to rejection

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RBailey82nd 35 points ago +35 / -0

Exactly what I was thinking

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Evan_Evan_Evan 29 points ago +29 / -0

I don’t disagree. This, or the one below saying she needed to put distance between her and Joe are the two likeliest reasons.

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Infuriator 21 points ago +21 / -0

Countdown to sexual harassment claim.

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JohnR23 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look, he was very clear. He gets to sniff her any time he wants, and she gets to be VP. Now he’s backing out after already sniffing her up?!?! Of course it’s harassment!

Talk to Willie Brown about this, you do what Kamala wants, and she does what the Brown Willie wants!

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stjdalen 12 points ago +13 / -1

C'mon man!

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MAGA_____bitches 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is racist

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SuperSilly 15 points ago +15 / -0

That new face is the reason she's screwed.

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want a mask of her for Halloween. Talk about scary.

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OutcastSeal 22 points ago +22 / -0

lmao, yup. Isn't it racist as all hell to pick a VP based on skin color, btw?

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Destineed369 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is the literal definition of racism, yes. Lol

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TearofLys 21 points ago +21 / -0

She needs to step up her blowjob game

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OutcastSeal 5 points ago +5 / -0

As much as I think she's a flip-flopping idiot who stands for nothing and only wants power, I'd still like to see what that mouth do

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Nikola_S1 3 points ago +3 / -0

She can't make herself a toddler again.

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NYRepublican72 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well, Willis Brown, who gave Heels Up Harris her start in politics (on her knees), did tell her to decline the VP slot.

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4cdarth 89 points ago +92 / -3

Maybe something big is about to happen to Joe, and she's trying to distance herself from the shitstorm about to occur?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 56 points ago +56 / -0

Unfollowing him on social media, yeah that'll save face.

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AlphaNathan 37 points ago +37 / -0

Well it is clown world here. Who knows.

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GatGoesBlat 17 points ago +17 / -0

That’s because you can’t expect rationality from an irrational cunt.

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh I can think of a reason.......Biden has alzheimer's and she found out. She asked his handlers and Biden lashed out like a dementia patient. She wants a future political career. One day she's going to be asked about what happened in that meeting and she's going to say something like "I did what I could do to warn the public. I unfriended and unfollowed him." Either that or she knows the Dem establishment is going to throw Biden out at the convention and put her in his place and she offered the deal to him and he wouldn't take it, because he's got dementia, so she she's signaling the political intraparty war has begun.

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stoic_troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Treason charge incoming?

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prawnexodus 77 points ago +77 / -0

I honestly believe heels up Harris got such a botched based facelift that she was deemed "shitty beyond belief" and therefore not eligible for higher office.

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pmurTJdlanoD 40 points ago +40 / -0

This would be the most epic timeline

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HuggableBear 17 points ago +17 / -0

It would also explain being petulant enough to unfollow social media accounts.

Telling a woman that she didn't get the job because another woman has better qualifications = unhappy woman

Telling a woman that she didn't get the job because she's not pretty anymore = raging hellbeast of pure vindictive angst

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Kronder12 7 points ago +7 / -0

I pity the underling who got the job of telling her.

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deleted 26 points ago +26 / -0
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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best lines for her new "look".

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MODEL101 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just said this exact thing to my wife

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disposablecamera5511 38 points ago +38 / -0

What do you think, Clinton or Rice?

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Libertas1776 [S] 53 points ago +54 / -1

Rice.

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nsulltan 19 points ago +20 / -1

Clinton

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Evan_Evan_Evan 32 points ago +32 / -0

Not with testimony of Bill being on the island with underage girls on top of the flight logs and the photos.

Rice to protect the Obamas since she was part of the administration.

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Tejanopede 19 points ago +19 / -0

Funny how all their motives for holding high office have to do with everything BUT doing right by the American People.

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Evan_Evan_Evan 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s a miracle Trump was able to despite the full night of the uniparty establishment against him. Coming into the office, he did confirm something along the lines of having so few people to work with, ie that care enough about the people to work with him against the establishment. Unfortunately RINOs fill our ranks.

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ontothefuture 2 points ago +2 / -0

Warren

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Disallowed 6 points ago +6 / -0

So the Dems ticket is: white on RIce!

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Former_RM2 26 points ago +26 / -0

I think it's going to be Rice and I think that's going to be a big problem for the Dems.I am sure that Rice is named in some way in Durham's investigation. Not to mention the Benghazi stuff.

Alas, Rice is one of the inner circle of deep state corrupt elites. Kamala only wishes she were.

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

But with her part of the campaign, don't they have reason for another impeachment? Wasn't investigating Biden part of the peach-mints "logic"?

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Former_RM2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would hope that Barr has evidence that he was investigating her and planned on charging her before she was announced as a running mate. Also, I don't think there's enough time to get a peach mint through the house before Nov 3rd. One other thing. peach mints didn't help them, it helped Trump. So, I say bring it on.

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somethingnew 26 points ago +26 / -0

Rumor has it he just gave up the female poc thing and is going with butt edge edge. Some people on Twitter are tracking a private plane from south bend to Delaware.

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HuggableBear 15 points ago +15 / -0

Holy shit can you imagine if the political calculus was "Hey Joe, your racism is just too obvious to hide. A black woman isn't going to help you. Go with the fudge packer instead."

If this is true, I'm going to be laughing for three months.

There is NO FUCKING WAY Bootygag keeps his cool on the debate stage with Mike Pence.

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Kronder12 14 points ago +14 / -0

There's no way Biden can actually pick him after so publicly announcing he was going to pick a woman. Plus it would sort of imply that he considers our fudge packer somewhat effeminate and a good stand in for an actual front holed person.

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Neptunes_rings 6 points ago +6 / -0

What if it's a fudge packer that identifies as a woman? Michael perhaps.

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somethingnew 8 points ago +8 / -0

I honestly think it would be a very bad decision by Joe if he reneges on his promise to choose a black woman so I hope he does choose butt edge edge. Not only would having the guy who couldn't get even a percent of the black vote on the ticket drive down black turnout, which he absolutely needs, but imagine the outrage in the black community that Biden decided to choose a white, gay man instead of fulfilling his promise to choose a black woman. It would be absolutely glorious and I am looking forward to it.

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RetardFarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sauce? I just checked the three regional airports around South Bend and couldn’t find anything heading for Delaware.

Usually you can find out some good info from the tail number.

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ADAM_SCHITT 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dirty Rice

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Constitutionalist_73 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can you imagine how much ammo the Trump campaign would have with an admitted commie as VP? Not saying you're wrong, but is the DNC that stupid?

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SamQuentin1 6 points ago +6 / -0

They always exceed my expectations on that front

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PewPew_ThaDuK 25 points ago +26 / -1

That bitch is so petit. Next time don't ask a 5th grade to cut your face up

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Shwoogin 21 points ago +21 / -0

I knew it, she's a spitter not a swallower. Good enough for Willie Brown in Cali, but you're in the bigleagues now kid.

So Susan Rice?

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DeplorableLA 17 points ago +17 / -0

For real? Wow

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TheUpsetter 13 points ago +13 / -0

Obama got the party behind Rice to make sure his legacy isn’t destroyed by what’s coming

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TrumpOrTreason 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh no she did NT ( head slide)

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unpopular opinion maybe, but I think Harris as VP would be a harder ticket to beat than Rice. Still going to get BTFO by Trump, but Rice is so much easier to beat due to all of her dirty laundry.

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stjdalen 11 points ago +11 / -0

Harris is very unlikable, no one likes her

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Raindrops1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

And now she looks like Pennywise ate an entire lemon grove.

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same with Rice though. And at least Harris doesn't have the baggage that Biden and Rice share from their Obama days.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. It's not like Susan Rice has any popularity in the black community. She schmoozes with White DC people.

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Miserable_company 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol, well well well.

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Dp23 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are saving her to replace Joe before the finish line.

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Bbme19 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uh oh spaghetti ohs

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SamQuentin1 5 points ago +5 / -0

she has been the pick for over a year, but she crashed and burned.

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chahn1138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woah! Nice Noticing!

This is hilarious!

I have been predicting Rice ever since someone pointed out that that pick my shield her from being able to burn Obama.

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nowrongwrong 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm genuinely sad.

In terms of picking the worst possible female VP, Hillary would have been the worst but Kamala would have to be second worst.

  • Slept her way to the top but has less name recognition than Monica Lewinsky

  • She's represents law and order now that law and order are what the Democrats hate

  • She's not black and would face more outrage over her phony blackness than Obama did

  • Almost a dead last performance as a candidate after her one moment to shine

  • By the way, that moment to shine was calling Joe Biden a racist, lol

  • She looks like she was ridden hard and hung up wet

So, yeah, she would have been an abysmal choice for VP so it's a bummer she's apparently out. I had my hopes up when that fake article announcing her as the VP pick was accidentally published on Politico. I guess that was a trial balloon after all and the polling results must have been terrible.

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Wintergreen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe Trump is waiting for Biden to announce Rice as the VP before the Durham indictments come out. Wouldn't that be hilarious.

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Dumdum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this the real life?

(i hope it's Hillary...please be Hillary)

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this just fantasy?

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Spark-001 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was predicting it wouldn't be her, lol. Although they could always walk it back, it seems like they will never get to stop paying her if she got the VP slot.

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Vegans4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

HOW PETTY LOL

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midoridesu 3 points ago +3 / -0

This could be just an optics game. Might not mean anything

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MondayCoupleIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, "Kamala" Harris did die yesterday so....

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KAG_FTW 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still think it will be Harris.

She'll bridge the divide between the rioters and the police and good 'ol Uncle Joe will "heal" the nation.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

she didn't raise her legs high enough for Joe

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TurdFergusen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like malarkey

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Lonnyzone 1 point ago +1 / -0

PLASTIC CHEEKBONES FOR NAUGHT

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hypebeast420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooh. I was hoping it would be her. Because she'd be terrible lol!

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Trump-2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

predictit.com for you Pedes.

Why not make some money and watch the libs cry at the same time? I just put $200 against Kamala being the VP pick.

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

hmm, well this is interesting. I wonder if she's going to be the switcheroo nominee at the DNC convention.

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home_sweet_home 1 point ago +1 / -0

Political suicide to run with Biden. Holding out for AG appointment?

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JohnMcCainsTumors 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. What a pathetic cunt

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Carlos_Danger1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh oh. This could mean Michelle Obama...

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couranto 0 points ago +1 / -1

Could be a head fake too.