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308win 66 points ago +66 / -0

Commander Anastasia, leader of the German 1st Tranzer Division.

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morevodka4nancy 29 points ago +29 / -0

You have one of two choices Anastasia......get a hair cut, or grow some tits!

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FreeBased1 1 point ago +1 / -0

To tell the truth: if you fixed his haircut, he'd look like a pretty nice man. I'm sure he was fairly handsome before his mental illness came out.

He's got a good face structure and good chin.

And I'm a guy.

What the fuck? Hitler would go berserk.

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elmerecido 13 points ago +13 / -0

Check out my wunder bar

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Chiknxtreme 31 points ago +31 / -0

Russia will have fun with them.

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JamesBond007 29 points ago +29 / -0

“Go give a command to those Muslim recruits”

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Leuraness 23 points ago +23 / -0

Getting completely rolled in the 1940s really did a number on jerry.

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Barthaneous 18 points ago +20 / -2

I'm sorry but Transgenders have no place in society. They are mentally Ill and need Jesus.

If you think you are something other than you are you are mentally ill and hate yourself. That's not debatable. It is what it is and we are not to tolerate this.

Sucks for Germany because what they just did is tell the world they have no leadership and they don't even know who they are. Next war is going to be horrible for them.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 14 points ago +14 / -0

If I insisted I was napolean boneparte I would be institutionalized... Just saying

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Barthaneous 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've been saying I will tolerate a persons desire to be a man or woman or creature. But then I demand to be called a King and by that nature I don't pay taxes but all who live in my region must pay taxes to me and by that power I will create a new kingdom in which all this shit from the left would be punished by death. Lolol.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn, I should've aimed higher. I just demanded to be able to identify as Chuck Norris.

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Barthaneous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well in that case I better pack my lunch and or Knight you as commander of my army. This way we can still be friends . Lolol I might be social status transgendered but I'm not stupid. I wont mess with the Chuck. He blows bubbles with Beef Jerky.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny, I heard the same thing about Madam Colonel Anastasia ....

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Southern_Belle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah.

Germany has the expression: "sich in seiner Haut Wohl fühlen."

To feel good in one's skin.

This is the goal of every human on the planet -- your job is to learn to feel good in your own skin.

This society is failing such people.

Same with the recent post of the black girl who hated being black.

Her job is to learn to love herself, black skin and all.

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Realatician 5 points ago +5 / -0

To think all that Prussian military lineage just gone like that...God please save Germany.

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Barthaneous 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean Germany has done so much in technology, and advanced warfare and health standards. Yet even though I have German blood in me any nation that betrays God their creator and goes after stupid ideologies then I have no respect for.

Germany messed up in WW1. They truly fucked up in Ww2. But this goes beyond fucked up. And how they will be punished for is not likely pleasant.

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Realatician 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well I'll pray that the innocent in Germany stay safe. I know there's still some in that country that haven't fallen yet!

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booga 4 points ago +4 / -0

So I don't think they should be killed (not saying you are saying that, but thought I would say it regardless), but they should be treated as a person with a mental illness. They shouldn't be given special treatment and shouldn't be able to join the military or police force.

They should be given help (which is easier said than done). telling them to find jesus or god or whatever you want to say isn't going to make them magically go "that's all I needed, now i'm fine!" That isn't how mental illnesses go unfortunately.

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Maygwan1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

So what happens when the enemy calls out there are only 2 genders. Also it is clear from the picture the other guy is asking "where are your balls?". She replies "they look like this now".

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PeaceThroughStrength 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm actually surprised the Merkel-Reich didn't name Grenell as Trump's Ernst Rohm

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Pepedom 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yup. He's very handsome....and mentally ill

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morevodka4nancy 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am guessing It's first order upon taking command will be to liberate Transylvania!

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knightofday 10 points ago +10 / -0

Laughed pretty damn hard

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congruent 8 points ago +8 / -0

they ded

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KakarikoKing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bold strategy Cotton...

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Nutvicious 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tranzer Dragoon

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Balls dragoon on the ground!...

Sorry,... I'll see myself out....

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America_No_1 5 points ago +5 / -0

In what world, besides clown world, am i to believe that is a woman?

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Dereliction 4 points ago +4 / -0

In Transylvania? I've got nothing, I'll show myself out.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm just a sweet transvestite...

From Transsexual, Transylvania!

https://youtu.be/bc80tFJpTuo

I love that movie. Didn't think it was supposed to be a playbook, though. Just a little edgy, scandalous fun.

Dang.

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America_No_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. You stay - that was hilarious...my kinda people.

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EricCharliemella 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a dude,

He's a dude,

She's a dude,

Cause we're all dudes, hey!

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RoofKorean 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, xir!

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ChrisLia 3 points ago +3 / -0

THEY ARE .02% OF THE POPULATION. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

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Paul_Revere 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Anaesthesia" would be more like it.

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nowrongwrong 3 points ago +3 / -0

He/She/It/Whatever is really channeling Jane Lynch

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Germany's military literally trains with broomsticks painted black. I am not kidding. It's true.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-army-paints-broomsticks-black-to-resemble-machine-guns-in-nato-exercises-10054468.html

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ScoutsOutGeotus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if he can smell the shit smell coming from his front hole?

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EricCharliemella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putting my tin foil hat on here, but I don't believe Hitler killed himself. We let the Russians go into the palace and find his dead body, along with Eva Braun, and they buried them.

But, I would like you to check out a place called Villa Winter. It is a Villa in Spain that was built by Hitler's chief architect in 1936 (I think it was 36). The place is built in the shadow of a mountain, and looks more like a conpound. Windows are not full length, long winding driveway up to the house from the water etc... Anyway, many high-ranking Nazis ran away from Germany at the end, and are rumored to have stayed at Villa Winter. Villa Winter had a medical room and an incinerator in the basement, and it is thought that they may have been conducting plastic surgery on these high ranking Nazis so they would not be recognized. They were then taken by U Boat to Argentina with the hopes they would "re-group", and save Germany. Crazy story huh?

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Berzerker_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cannot imagine the pain being felt by souls of Fredrick, Bismarch and Moltke.

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NahNovaBrah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which flavor is it?

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TurdFerguson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that’s a dude.

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chuckie_cnote 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never understood this. So he grows his hair a little bit longer and now he’s a “woman”?! So now he “feels” like a woman? He likes things that women like so now he’s female?

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infojunkie07 2 points ago +2 / -0

not a good sign of logical thinking or decision making from this dude. Sure have him lead command.

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womp_squared 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meet Anastasia: Germany's first male army commander with a woman's haircut

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MAGA_Master 1 point ago +1 / -0

How it going to run a battalion and it can’t even decide what gender it wants to be?

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MAGA_Master 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like “See my men are in the infantry but what they really want to be is airforce. So we are all going to jump out of the plane BEFORE it lands.”

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

All ready?

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

Possenreißer Welt
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