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GingerMinky 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not even sure where to start unpacking this.

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TheMAGAnificent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's start with the parents.

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Zadok 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone hates their daddy.

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bellcurvestrikesback 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're assuming they know them

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AmericanPatriot2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think I found Violator from Spawn...

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cjcivicx 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm... The Violatoooooor!

One of my favorite scenes in any comic movie.

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zoober_floober 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once upon a time the scariest thing imaginable was the xenomorph from Alien.

Not anymore

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hkermit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not human

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HighEmergy 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤢🤮

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letrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

"why can't I find anyone, I'm so lonely."

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NahNovaBrah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pardon, I mean excuse me ma'am, shit uhm sir? Uhhhh ma'am-sir, god-damn, you, them, them, hey, uh thing.... So like why the down vote?

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +4 / -0

What. Is. That. Thing. Omg.

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Spez-Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude.. you gotta post a stronger warning! MY EYES!!!! GOD MY EYES!!!!!

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GeauxTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. Did your parents have any children that lived?

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Bedminster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does anyone have a can of gas and a road flare?

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Captain_Cashew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this actually a deaddit mod? Pretty much what I imagined but turned up to 11.

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TerraHertz 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG. Give it one more after dinner mint, with extreme prejudice.