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Rotting_John_McCain 488 points ago +488 / -0

That's sound policy.

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Business-Socks 256 points ago +256 / -0

As a wise man once said:

"That's where the cars are, dumb ass."

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OGpsywar 107 points ago +107 / -0

Stay Out Of The Street, That's Where The Cars Go!

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shadypollster 30 points ago +30 / -0

But they learned how Che thought black lives mattered!

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 16 points ago +16 / -0

Spicy

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WhitePowerRanger 14 points ago +16 / -2

Damn GTA San Andreas ruined all those formative years for street training.

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GeoG85 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pretty sure Liberals failed more lessons than that. :/

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JesusMaga 21 points ago +21 / -0

BLM soyboy: noO0Ooooo! You can’t just run people over because they won’t get out of the street and attack drivers that stop!!!1!

Based Driver Chad: haha, semi truck goes BRRR

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GilaMonsterous 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then the soyboys go crunch.

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Bubbahax -23 points ago +16 / -39

I always think this when I see people on Nextdoor whining about cars going too fast in front of their house. Keep your kids out of the street! You all have back yards. Where I live, there's literally a park at the end of the block. As long as the cars stay in the road, there's no danger.

And, honestly, if someone did run over your kid, would it really make a difference if he was doing 25 instead of 45?

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Isthisusedtoo 53 points ago +56 / -3

Yes 45 mph to 25 mph makes a difference you idiot.

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slayersv 20 points ago +20 / -0

Certainly does if you need to stop.

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OGpsywar 7 points ago +8 / -1

(Ideally not hitting kids at either speed) ..

Instantly stopping might not always be the best answer.

Can't 'recommend' this in case someone isn't sharp enough to understand it and perform it properly .. but:

If someone is struck by a vehicle and then the vehicle instantly stops -- the victim will tend to Not instantly stop.

They will be accelerated to the vehicle's initial impact velocity ala Newton's 3rd Law and, as you instantly stop via your braking system, they'll continue forwards for an unsupported distance and then impact-fall / bounce / tumble / skid down the road, with associated contusions, lacerations, brain injuries, etc.

A better solution (that I cannot recommend) if someone has unavoidably already been struck by a vehicle .. and did not go underneath it .. is to Slowly remove the vehicle's velocity so the impacting pedestrian is not thrown from it.

Possibly even (under control) guiding the vehicle and impact victim to a softer landing surface than the street, for instance: grass, .. but not into a parked car or ditch.

They'll still have been hit by a moving vehicle, but further damage via such things as coup-countercoup concussions (traumatic brain injuries) from slap-landings with the road surface might be mitigated or avoided.

Of course, anyone smart and skilled enough to process and perform all of this in an emergency-instant will be less likely to run over people in the first place, but big world out there.

(the more you know 🌠)

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as you hit them at the exact moment you stop the transfer works. That lind of timi g is difficult.

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Sodium_miner 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can’t believe you had to say this but thank you. Hilarious

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +11 / -9

You are technically right, but the difference you are arguing about is the splatter pattern. Plus the kid is way more likely to go under the car than over because they’re small. For an adult, getting hit at 25 would probably only result in broken bones and bruises, 45 would definitely double your air time.

TLDR you are right, but remember, these are small little creatures. It doesn’t matter if a kid gets hit at 2mph if he ends up under the wheel, the result is the same.

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doug2 4 points ago +9 / -5

Its about reaction time and the physics of how long it takes to stop a moving object you dullard. Not about whether a kid under a wheel would die either way, it's about avoiding that in the first place...

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WhitePowerRanger -2 points ago +6 / -8

I love when people call me names because it really makes me want to side with them even more.

And if it were truly about “avoiding that in the first place” then you’d agree with OP that kids shouldn’t be in the streets to begin with. Not my fault you can’t keep an eye on your kids and you expect a moving vehicle to do that for you. Reaction time? You have infinite reaction time to keep them out of the streets, I have split seconds whether or not I’m going 25 or 45. Your logic is poor my fren.

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doug2 1 point ago +2 / -1

If you slow to a crawl near kids like any responsible adult you have all the time in the world. You clearly don't have kids if you think you're around them 24/7 and can always stop them running into the street. My logic is poor? I feel like I'm talking to a shill you're logic is so patently absurd. But there is no reason to shill this point, so you're just a fucking moron.

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Dallasguy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Rrally hard not to call you names when your logic is beyond retarded. Go as fast as you want on the highway. Go 20 in residential areas.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +5 / -3

if it is determined by forensic analysis that you did not attempt to stop before you struck the victim, you are fucked and going to jail.

complete stop from 20mph = approx 40 feet

complete stop from 40 mph = approx 120 feet

now think it through... you can do it.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +5 / -4

No kids in the street - 0% chance of getting hit

Let kids play in street - odds increase.

You do the math.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +4 / -2

there will always be risks and things that limit ideal visibility and drivability in the street. You as the driver ARE STILL RESPONSIBLE. The street isn't a place where you get to roll right over whatever you want at any speed you want because you think you have some kind of godlike supreme right of way.

If you drive like this, and something happens, YOU ARE LEGALLY AT FAULT if you did not take appropriate measures to avoid the accident, and that includes slowing down in residential areas.

You may like your fantasy land better, but it does not match up to social or legal reality. So have fun with that.

edit to downvoters: I used to be a driving instructor. so i may have hurt your feefees, but I know the law when it comes to driving.

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WhitePowerRanger 0 points ago +4 / -4

Also I have performance brakes and a light car. How do I know these aren’t for a truck with shitty brakes? What ass hole did you pull these numbers from?

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Thegman 0 points ago +1 / -1

Odd comparison. Your performance brakes still stop the car in a significantly shorter distance at 25 than 45.

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JesusMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what happened to The Shah of Iran

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WhitePowerRanger 0 points ago +2 / -2

Omfg lmao what is this from?!?!

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JesusMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sopranos, last episode iirc

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Bubbahax 10 points ago +14 / -4

Lol. People always assume I'm speeding. I once had a guy run down his driveway and shake his fist at me while yelling, "Slow down!" I looked down at my speedometer and I was doing 20.

Also, I'm nearly 60 years old and I've never hit anyone. Your kids are safer with me than with all of the pearl clutchers.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +7 / -4

Bro you sound like a Badass grandpa! Don’t listen to captain concern troll, we all know you were joking about hitting kids. But you are right, my parents didn’t let me anywhere near the streets without at least 3 sets of eyes on me. It’s about priorities. My mom was more concerned with my life than grilling a good hamburger.

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NancyPeloci 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've had this happen. I had some flowmasters and my truck sounds loud but I would get the "SLOW DOWN" from people and I'd gently come to a stop 3 seconds later and just say, "How fast did you think I was going???" and they wouldn't reply.

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doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'd say when driving by kids the limit is irresponsible. The safe and considerate thing to do is slow down to a crawl until you pass them.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know all of us here on TD Win have no tolerance for pedos, but one thing you have to give them credit for is that they ALWAYS slow down when there's kids near the street!

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siliconia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Meh, life was pretty fucking awesome when you could run around the neighborhood like a moron hanging out with your friends doing stupid shit.

Everyone in this story is too concerned with safety. Fuck all that, let them run around being free.

It does make a difference if they were going 25 vs 45, but that's still thinking about the wrong problem.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 5 points ago +7 / -2

Yep teach kids what happens to those that don't look both ways, and if they're too stupid or irresponsible then supervise and keep them in back. Big delivery trucks like ups are the ones most often speeding here.

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Bubbahax 19 points ago +22 / -3

People in our neighborhood once got so upset by 'speeders' that they convinced the cops to run radar on our streets. The ones that yelled the loudest changed their tune pretty damn fast once they started getting tickets. I was on the subdivision board at the time. The cops told us that this is what always happens. People freak out over speeders, the cops agree to help, then people ask the cops to go away because THEY ARE THE SPEEDERS.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +5 / -3

That is fucking hilarious.

Plus, as a speeder, I know better than to speed down my own neighborhood, where people can see me being stupid and then park at my place of residence that they’re close enough to to throw eggs and shit at. If I’m speeding, it’s cause I don’t want to be where I’m currently at lol

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JohnWayne2 9 points ago +10 / -1

Do you have kids? You can watch them and teach them all you want but they’re still kids. Sometimes they forget stuff, sometimes they get away and go where they shouldn’t. It isn’t that hard to obey a speed limit, especially in a residential neighborhood.

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WhitePowerRanger -1 points ago +4 / -5

Bring back leash laws!

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doug2 5 points ago +6 / -1

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard lol. You can brake faster and with less distance traveled when going 25 as opposed to 45. Kids, whether you drilled this into them or not, run into the street without looking. Chasing a ball, playing tag, being silly, you name it. If that happens and someone is going below 25 (honestly when kids are out you should crawl past them) they would much more likely be able to stop and avoid hitting them than if they were flying down the road at 45 mph. Think before you post.

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notstoolie3 131 points ago +131 / -0

It also shows that the they’ve done some research on the law behind this, if they’re advising their drivers of the exact thing to do. We can assume this would be no different regarding normal passenger vehicles.

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jokementum 58 points ago +58 / -0

What a relief. I fully expected it to give to give you race-based instructions.

so I would add one thing. It could be advantageous to carry soy milk in the case that the riot people are experiencing heat exhaustion on the black asphalt

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ZeroDeltaTango 30 points ago +31 / -1

heat exhaustion on the black asphalt

ree

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svartchimpans 18 points ago +18 / -0

The Da Cracker Code 〽️🔺

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minotaurbeach 10 points ago +10 / -0

'they?' 'THEY?' 'Ya'll sayin is Me?'

'Just for that, I'm gonna burn down the Apple store and get a phone.'

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BeefyBelisarius 48 points ago +48 / -0

Looks like they remembered what happened to Reginald Denny.

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svartchimpans 47 points ago +47 / -0

What happened was that the Jogger who crushed his skull and broke his skull in 91 places and pushed it into his brain and made his eyeball fall into his sinus cavity, by throwing a cinderblock on his head in an obvious attempt to murder... was only sentenced to 4 years in prison for misdemeanor (not attempted murder). Six years after he ("Football" Williams) got out, he murdered a man and is now serving life in prison. And hey it only took one more life being lost for the morons in Cuckifornia to properly sentence the jogger........ I am surprised they didn't sentence the victim for having an oppressive colonist skin color. Commiefornia may as well be another country. They're all retards.

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Former_RM2 18 points ago +18 / -0

There's a book out there written by an Argentinian an how to survive an economic collapse, of which Argentina has had two in the past 20 years. In it, he describes a bunch of survival techniques designed to keep you and your loved ones safe in a world where crime is out of control, but the government still exists and the police still patrol some places.

One of the things he talks about is people attempting to stop your car so they can steal it (or worse) by standing in the middle of the road while their buddies wait in a hiding spot. His advice is to not slow down. In fact, he says that you should speed up and head directly for the person blocking the road. They will get out of the road, especially if they hear the engine rev up.

Here's the book, and I do recommend it for everyone: https://www.amazon.com/Modern-Survival-Manual-Surviving-Economic/dp/9870563457

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reddeadpill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, pede. Could be extremely useful in the coming months, sadly.

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Brainz 13 points ago +14 / -1

“Slow down to a nice even pace of 40 mph.”

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The_Litehaus_Abides 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah, when I read that I was curious about how much the driver is supposed to slow down. Can't go slow enough to allow people to jump up on the truck.

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Whoopies_tds 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was thinking “slow” down from 65 to 55

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Slicer 5 points ago +5 / -0

The one on the right side's the brake, right?

Sorry, riots make me forget things.

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redgreenyellowblu 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've decolonized math!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 241 points ago +242 / -1

Air horn as you plow the crowd!

That will make glorious videos!

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TonsOfSalt 132 points ago +132 / -0

Two honks for clown world

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Ben45 60 points ago +60 / -0

two honks, two scoops, two terms, two genders!

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RectalDecompression 64 points ago +65 / -1

Cow catcher in front, drop a gear and PLOW.

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BeefyBelisarius 31 points ago +31 / -0

Or go one better and attach a mine flail to the front.

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NNEPUSMC 16 points ago +16 / -0

Change out the chains for leather whips for extra offensiveness.

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marvinthehaggler 12 points ago +12 / -0

Careful. You might end up attracting these deviants.

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's too many of them...AAAAAAAAAAA

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dougkeenan 8 points ago +8 / -0

really piss off the vegans

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Destineed369 11 points ago +11 / -0

The thought of a group of highway rioters getting plowed by a giant mechanic flail excites my gf and she’s not even full maga yet. I think I’ll keep her.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's a video of one in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqY39bCPeVM

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome.

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shadypollster 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best flails and the best links folks believe me!

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Quietam_Unum 10 points ago +10 / -0

mine flail

Dude! Beautiful.

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spez_this 5 points ago +5 / -0

Finally, something worthy of PPV. I would pay to watch that!

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Salt-N-Pepe 18 points ago +18 / -0

Call Mr. Plow

That’s my name

That name again is Mr. Plow

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BluestedSRT 10 points ago +10 / -0

Americans should take notes from our Australian truckin' cousins and run full Road Train bumpers. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a7/87/4d/a7874d5074c420d51a5538be7e407de0.jpg

ROAD TRAIN - NO BRAKES

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Sticky 7 points ago +7 / -0

Needs a couple of flaming skulls but other than that, perfect.

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TankerD18 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cow catcher? More like clown catcher.

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CousinEddie 19 points ago +19 / -0

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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PantsJihad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Now I want a semi-truck with a big green goblin face on the front....

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gabriel's Trumpet baby!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's where we the people should step in. Mass armed groups surrounding any place that perverts justice. You know the thing.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why aren't we showing up at their houses in the night?

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Quietam_Unum 26 points ago +26 / -0

This should be nationwide Standard Operating Procedure...

I have long advocated that anyone shot, injured, or anything during the commission of a crime should not have any rights to sue, etc.

Shot for shoplifting? I don't give a rat's ass; you chose to break the law. Should have given up gracefully...

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

My personal view on crime is that if you as the intended victim of the crime can capture your assailant alive, without police intervention, you get to choose (if you like) to keep them locked up in your basement or chained to a pole in your yard until you feel like they've served an adequate period of time, and assign them labor or whatever to do during their period of incarceration. It seems fair, considering your assailant felt he had some right to impose whatever he intended to wrongfully do to you without your consent and without having his actions confined by any legal limitations or notions of fairness.

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SAW2TH 130 points ago +130 / -0

I drive a fire truck for a living.

I wrote an email to my Chiefs and the city admin requesting clarification on policy regarding civil unrest and what the city’s direction to me is if my truck gets swarmed and attacked and my life or my guys lives are in danger and some rioter is blocking my path.

That was two months ago.

Still no response.

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verycute 123 points ago +124 / -1

You have to deal with politicians differently than normal people. You write up what you think you should do, and indicate in your message that unless they respond this is the standard operating procedure.

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JoePCool14 6 points ago +6 / -0

My thoughts exactly.

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1080pleb 8 points ago +8 / -0

As you get to higher levels, the same thing flies well in the work/corporate environment too.

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verycute 3 points ago +3 / -0

You find politicians in corporate america as well. They either get let go because they can't produce or they rise to the top and eventually destroy the company.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe better still to track down some recognized group's written policies and just tell your employer 'this is a recognized authority, this is what they say is the right thing to do, I'll assume this is what we should do unless you tell me different'.

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wethedownvoted 2 points ago +2 / -0

do it scientifically too. cite examples of what happens to vehicles that allow themselves to be stopped, and those that do not.

consider what might happen to future ability of the city to handle fires should one of their engines be lost to looting.

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Grief 45 points ago +45 / -0

Follow up and CC your attorney and/or union. Hell, take it to the local News and have them ask why they've ignored and delayed issuing formal policy on how to react when met with violent mobs.

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ddragon 21 points ago +21 / -0

This. They hate bad press

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 26 points ago +26 / -0

Echoing what others said here - don't let that sit. They are leaving culpability with you. Are you okay with that?

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OhLollyLollyPop 12 points ago +12 / -0

For sure print that out and keep it with your papers.

Roads are for vehickes. Sidewalks are for pedestrians. Almost every locality and state has laws against blocking traffic.

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svartchimpans 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is a great point. They leave culpability with you. Not acceptable!

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eyerighteye 20 points ago +20 / -0

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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PeaceThroughStrength 8 points ago +8 / -0

Firefighters and fire truck drivers have limited sovereign immunity so you should be fine.

The politicians keeping mum gives both of you plausible deniability and protection from negligence claims.

Keep your foot on the gas, and let the lawyers sort things out.

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big_herpes 28 points ago +28 / -0

How about 35 and 4WD?

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BigAmericanParty 6 points ago +6 / -0

But how can we know without trying it out though?

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PantsJihad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Today on Mythbusters....

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LemmeBidenThemDMs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rip grant

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Postal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only when backing up.

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jeffj95 112 points ago +112 / -0

In other words... don't become the next Reginald Denny.

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Psilocybik 35 points ago +35 / -0

Bogdan in Minneapolis almost was. They beat him up and took his phone and wallet, now I'm fairly sure he had to move because his family was in danger. Very sad. He really should have kept driving but he was a good guy and didn't want to hurt them, and look how they repaid him.

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wethedownvoted 7 points ago +7 / -0

these democrats are fucking evil. why don't we hear about the donation history of ever pedo arrested?

Campaign finance records, which you can see later in this article, show that he has donated money to support President Donald Trump and the Republican National Committee.

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frogman1776 57 points ago +57 / -0

Do not stop winning!

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V43_of_ii_dim 53 points ago +53 / -0

-Travels at 75mph on the interstate

-Sees “peaceful protestors in the distance

-Reduce speed to 74mph

-“Boss only said to slow down, he didn’t say how much”

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spezisapedo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lets be honest, getting hit by a big rig on the interstate is about as dumb as getting hit by a train on the tracks. ... I got sympathy if a car goes up on the shoulder, or plows through a guard rail, but not so much if you are in between the white lines.

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HighEmergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Genius.

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OutcastSeal 45 points ago +45 / -0

I think I found my new profession

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 5 points ago +16 / -11

I know you probably aren't serious but Iwouldn't recommend it. Autonomous vehicles are coming and trucking will be the first to go by far due to cost savings and relative ease to solve (highway hub to hub) versus urban driving.

We are just one big announcement from that profession being decimated and they are already in testing. Could be years off but there is no way I would head that direction as a career path unless it is as a short-lived stepping stone or filling immediate needs.

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side_o_beef 21 points ago +23 / -2

I work in AI and I regret to say that it’s nowhere near ready. Will it be? Yes. But I think 10-15 years is a more reasonable estimate. The demos look nice and impressive, but the models can’t handle lots of situations that are easy for a human. Also the amount of hardware needed to perform inference on the road makes drivers a more attractive option cost-wise right now.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 0 points ago +8 / -8

I understand where you are coming from and I agree - I am not trying to say we are months away.

Point is...it's a dead end. Don't go there unless temporary. If you are there, start a new career. If you are thinking of going there, start a new career. Do what you need to do to provide for your family...and start a new career so you can feed them in the future.

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Femprep 4 points ago +8 / -4

This is absolutely correct. A 20 year old starting this, considering it a profession is going to be severely disappointed by mid-30s because his industry will be phased out. My husband had a similar problem. Early 30s and his job was phased out due to internet and export of industry to China. Sent him back to school and he's an engineer now. Point is, it's a difficult position to be in, mature-aged student with young children. Studying was an absolute bitch for awhile there.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 2 points ago +5 / -3

People are down voting us, which is ridiculous even if they dosagree. I appreciate your comment. Even if it takes 10-15 years...it WILL end. That is time a young person could have been putting into something with a future. Instead they will be starting over at a terrible time to do so.

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svartchimpans 1 point ago +4 / -3

It is definitely a dead end. And more like within 5 years. I am a programmer and have worked with AI and artificial vision. AI has already gotten far enough to self drive pretty reliably.

Massive amounts of money is being invested in developing the AI brains. Elon Musk. Nvidia. Google. And tons of others. All working toward self driving cars. It is THE technology goal that everyone is racing to achieve, and whoever gets there first will earn Trillions! (The technology is not shareable/stealable by other companies, since each AI brain is trained using proprietary data. So China can't just copy patents. Whoever gets a reliable AI brain first will sit on incredible power and with zero competition.)

The Google captchas we all have to do to "pick all traffic lights" etc is literally training the AI how to detect those objects. The captchas consist of tricky images the AI is uncertain about (like a lamppost being guessed as "60% traffic light, 80% lamp post" and it being unable to be totally sure which it truly is) . But every time we solve captchas it gets more and more certain of how to recognize objects.

The artificial brains are being trained to recognize patterns similarly to human vision and brains. The vision is the most important and when it's accurate enough then it's trivial to code the driving algorithm. We are not far off from reliable self driving cars.

A driver being replaceable by a computer that costs the same as a 1 year "salary for a human driver" will pay for itself in just a year.

Half a decade until we see self-driving trucks is reasonable. So yeah do not go into trucking for a living...

Programming is going to be the #1 top paid job of the future. Being a talented programmer that is able to create the code that makes all the robots do the work. But programming is not for everyone either. It requires some extremely esoteric thinking. Almost 100% of programmers are pretty shitty and sloppy at it and then there are very few geniuses like Linus Torvalds, Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak etc.

So the future is bleak for all workers. Only truly exceptional programmers will get jobs. And they will be programming the robots that harvest and serve our food, harvest natural resources, run our transportation systems, our classrooms and daycares, etc.

What will other people do to earn a living? Prostituting themselves? What else does a human have to offer in a post-human world? There will be either mass starvation if nobody gets any income, or mass overpopulation if everyone gets fed by efficient robots.

It's definitely a dystopia and something humanity has to tackle soon, just as Elon Musk has warned too.

And hey if you want a taste of the future today, just buy a Virtual Reality headset. You'll be transported to another world. We may end up like in The Matrix. Just useless humans asleep in virtuality while the robots run everything. 🤔

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 0 points ago +2 / -2

Thank you, said this exact thing in another comment...irony was essentially "haha machines are stupid, that's why they can't solve capchas!"

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svartchimpans 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. SkyNet in the Terminator definitely started "small" too. But the more powerful AI gets, the more engineers will pile on extra capabilities until it runs the whole world. People who can't understand the growing power of technology, and just downvote, are ignorant. Literally science deniers. 😂

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ThunderSizzle 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm a programmer too. My main difference of opinion right now on self driving cars is based on how bad everything else these companies do.

I can browse a website or use an app for any of the major companies and become quickly disappointed by how many bugs become introduced. Most companies skip the QA process, because its expensive.

All it will take is one bad patch pushed from Google or Ford or whatever to realize that auto-updating every vehicle in the country can be abused. Just takes a look at Windows 10 auto updates. It'll literally be the worst terrorist attack ever if someone figured out how to send all self driving cars into whatever target they desire.

While i can see the positives of it, there's also the debate of who's responsible for a decision the car made that ended up with a liable action. Google? The original programmer? The owner? The government? There's no real target of the blame when a self driving car decides to kill its passengers to save a deer on the road because it thought it was kids, and Google decided the kids lives were more important than the passengers when teaching the AI.

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svartchimpans 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are right that it will take trial and error to tune how the AI should prioritize unusual traffic accidents.

However, regarding terrorist attacks via software updates:

It'll literally be the worst terrorist attack ever if someone figured out how to send all self driving cars into whatever target they desire.

They will not be able to do that without corporate espionage AND a takeover. Because updates would be cryptographically signed with a private key that only one or a handful of top people at the car manufacturer would have. Any update would have to be signed with that key.

And the cars would update via the central website, so attackers would need both the crypto key and have full control of the update server.

And the server itself would be using HTTPS encryption to ensure there can't be Man-in-the-Middle or impersonation attacks.

This is logical stuff that they will definitely be dealing with to ensure the car software is safe.

As for badly coded updates, that's a concern but I am sure regulation of the industry will help.

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ThunderSizzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps. Perhaps companies will successfully lock down their update process to avoid any nefarious acts.

Or perhaps it'll remain as unsecure as the current locking mechanism on current cars. But that's what it is - a huge maybe. I've never came across a full proof security system.

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OutcastSeal 17 points ago +18 / -1

I've been hearing about trucking going autonomous but in reality, as much as Elon Musk thinks he's a genius and can pull it off, those trucks are carrying tons and tons of weight. To put a fully loaded truck on the road without a driver would be absolutely disastrous.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 3 points ago +10 / -7

100% it is coming. There is far too much money in it for corporations. If they cannot solve the problem completely with technology, they will solve it by having special riads or lanes. It is going to happen.

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Thistriggersthelibs 12 points ago +15 / -3

Sure, and one day they'll have automatic surgery machines but until then, a dude in a labcoats gonna need you to bend over and spread em to check for Cancer

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Jarlathe 7 points ago +8 / -1

You mean like railways? You know, those things that we dismantled in the 1970's for some reason or other.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are other issues though. A human driver can diagnose and repair a truck better than a robot. A human driver puts someone physically responsible for the load and to be held accountable for issues.

Hell I can imagine stagecoach robbery coming back, since a robot truck would have predictable behaviors and in theory could have any transmissions jammed relatively cheaply. Just go jam a FedEx truck on a lonely highway and run it off the road, and bust into the back.

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shockfactor 2 points ago +3 / -1

For the first few years they would still have a "driver". If you want to be a trucker, you're going to be a local trucker in a few years who takes things to and from depots on the highway that the autonomous trucks service.

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NoStepeDePepe -1 points ago +2 / -3

On the contrary... Allowing meat sacks to continue to pilot many thousands of pounds across our country has already proven to be dangerous. Self driving tech already experiences less issues per million miles driven than the average human driver. I question teslas estimate of 6-7 times safer, but I have no doubt it's at least a little safer.

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ThunderSizzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every measurement I've seen takes self driving vehicles, place them in ideal conditions, and then compares it to all of America, which includes roads without lines, roads with potholes, roads without pavement, roads with random obstructions, roads without visibility due to fog and weather, roads with snow which hide the lines.

I want to see a self driving vehicle navigate a blizzard on back country NY roads rather successfully and randomly. Then I'll be impressed.

Replacing the safest form of driving (interstate travel) with robots don't make nearly as much sense as handling the most dangerous conditions that humans can't handle safely.

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NoStepeDePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isn't about navigating back country roads or road construction . This is about moving freight from rest stop to rest stop along a known path. It doesn't (and won't) replace human drivers 100%. But even replacing 15% of miles driven is going to be a major cost savings disruption.

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OutcastSeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know, it's really hard responding to something I truly don't care about lol

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Bewbskizzle 10 points ago +10 / -0

They'll be used to depress wages, sure, but a computer will never be allowed to have custody of a shipment (meaning there's still a human physically present, just maybe not driving). It's just too easy to fool one (like this situation for instance) and rob it blind, or get into disputes as to who's responsible when any of the dumb shit that could happen happens.

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EpicPede 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is very reddit tier thinking. Trucking is not going to be automated any time soon. For the time being it can be a decent career

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Afeazo 3 points ago +4 / -1

We are talking about autonomous driving of vehicles that could crush you in your car and continue chugging along as if your crumpled vehicle wedges in the axel isn’t even there.

Automated trucks are coming, but it’s so far off and as someone who works in automation I always laugh when I see a Reddit post on it because they are just so ignorant on what industrial automation actually is and can do.

Trucking is a good career to still go into. Honestly the industry now is focusing more on electric trucks than self driving ones. And how it is with all automated jobs, other jobs are created. Sure, you may have one “driver” monitoring the screen on four trucks that are driving themselves (which I don’t see happening sooner than 50 years) and since due to this we will probably have 4x the trucks on the roads or more we will still have a ton of truck “drivers”. They will just be operators behind a screen.

What may happen sooner than 50 years is trucks will drive themselves on long stretches of highway and drivers take over when a truck needs to exit to go the last few miles to its final destination. This also will still require a ton of drivers.

Lots of people online seem to think we automate stuff to make it cheaper and once it’s automated the machine just runs itself forever. That is absolutely false and in fact 99% of stuff I worked on is actually much more expensive to run once automated, and usually we only automate because we need tolerances or speed humans aren’t capable of.

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EpicPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

This guy knows

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 0 points ago +2 / -2

Let's say it takes 10 years before the end comes. Have you not given up 10 years experience in a career with a future?

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EpicPede 6 points ago +7 / -1

its gonna be longer than 10 years

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 0 points ago +2 / -2

10 years is a long time in technology terms. I am not going to comment on some exact timelines but as I said above - it will end.

Lifetime earnings are strongly tied to career advancement and experience. If someone is 20 today, are you saying it will be good for them to start over in their 30s if it takes that long? You do what you need to do, but it isn't desirable if it can simply be avoided.

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shockfactor 0 points ago +1 / -1

How many years before the number of available jobs is lower than the number of qualified people trying to get those jobs?

The livelihood of the trucker doesn't end the day that the last truck is made automated. The livelihood ends when competition among truckers for available work drives the quality of life or salary below a sustainable level.

10 years may be when the first few trucks are running themselves on the road and the squeeze will be started which will never end.

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chinesevirus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Automated trucking is not going to be a thing at scale for decades to come, especially fully electric vehicles. They're still going to need people to refill them and maintain them on the road which will provide a good transition period for a lot of truckers. By that point anyone entering trucking now could spend time learning how to service vehicles and the learn the business-side of the industry to position themselves well after the transition takes place.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 0 points ago +2 / -2

That's a really ironic example. Are you aware that use of capchas is strongly tied to making the robotic AI better at doing just that? It was the entire point of their popularization, just like fun filters on video apps help teach software to recognize faces. And software is GREAT at it now.

Also understand with your first two items...you are strengthening my point. I am saying trucking will come first because it doesn't need to worry about those issues. A truck can drive the same path over and over.

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Shakakka99 45 points ago +45 / -0

You'd think this would be common sense, but it's nice to see a company backing you up for once.

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magnokor 34 points ago +35 / -1

Jack Burton would do the same thing.

He actually did that.

Lo Pan wasn't as dangerous and crazy as the anarchists/terrorists these days.

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s all in the wrist!

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DangleBarry 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great film!

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Nezock_theKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wish I could shoot lightning out of my hands too...

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sentient-potato 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haulin' Ass!

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flipping_some_tables 29 points ago +29 / -0

Officer: why didn't you slow down? Based trucker: I was doing 75, so I slowed to 70

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nomoreprinkles 26 points ago +27 / -1

Report the situation, got it. "Yeah I just saw a feller run over. No I didn't see the vehicle clearly."

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Okieshartpostdoke 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes ma'am you heard correctly, I said the victim was wearing a BLM tank top, fishnet stockings, heals, blue-no lavender hair. Buzzcut like...earrings, heavy makeup...oh hang on, I think he's coming to

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 21 points ago +21 / -0

Here are your choices:

  1. Arrested

  2. Beat to death

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Brulz_Lulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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Sunsetmal 21 points ago +22 / -1

I don't think the average American understands the torque and weight of a semi. If it doesn't want to stop, you can't stop it.

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Wearyman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Conservation of energy and all that. Bodies in motion want to stay in motion. Physics doesn't care about your feelings.

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WhiteRussian 5 points ago +5 / -0

And that's why Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

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Ferrous_Tarkus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Floor it.

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TrumpRules 17 points ago +17 / -0

Any truck driver job openings in Chicago?

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ZeroDeltaTango 8 points ago +8 / -0

Any truck driver job openings in Chicago?

Underrated

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PurestEvil 16 points ago +16 / -0

Attach spikes in the front of your trucks. Feel free to decorate it with authentic skulls.

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MegoThor 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shiny and chrome!

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ChinaFlu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Witness Me!

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see no reason why not!

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twoterms 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's common sense. You'd be committing suicide if you stopped.

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cyberpunkstreetart 14 points ago +14 / -0

From june but still based

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LikeAWombatScorned 13 points ago +13 / -0

Never forget what happened to Reginald Denny when he stopped. He was pulled out of his truck and beaten with a brick during the L.A. riots. He survived because four citizens came to his rescue and drove him to the hospital. He suffered a fractured skull and impairment of his speech and ability to walk, for which he underwent years of rehabilitative therapy.

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Wuzizname 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dont play in traffic, kids.

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Jubal777 12 points ago +13 / -1

Got it...go from 70mph to 68mph. "I slowed down to give them time to get out of the way officer."

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 9 points ago +9 / -0

If anyone tries to stop by vehicle on a roadway I am going to plow right through the motherfucker.

No way in hell am I going to risk my life by stopping.

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ZeroDeltaTango 7 points ago +7 / -0

You mean instead of kowtowing to terrorists, use your 5000-pound weapon to stay safe?

Sounds like a WIN

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supermagafragilistic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Makes me want to have one of those license plate flip things. See a crowd, engage license plate, floor it. Make it home, park car in garage until I can take care of the body work.

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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 3 points ago +3 / -0

some states have legit been considering making it legal to plow through them

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supermagafragilistic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It wouldn't just be the law I'd be hiding from but the mob as well.

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anon9-9-9 9 points ago +9 / -0

BREAKING: Peaceful protesters stand against racist trains were ran over today while exercising their constitutional armed riot on the tracks. The train conductor was heard screaming "NO BREAKS!" a clear dog whistle to far right-wing extremists.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +3 / -1

No breaks , all gas!

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NeverBeFat 9 points ago +9 / -0

So right. Avoid the mob, take another route, turn around, do whatever you can to avoid the situation. But if the mob is coming for you and there's no way out, punch it. Plow through them, get away, when safe deal with the legal ramifications.

I've seen too many videos of people driving through a crowd, going 20' further and stopping. The now even more enraged crowd re-swarms them.

No. Get away.

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ZeroDeltaTango 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're the same picture

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DaayTerkErJerbs 7 points ago +7 / -0

They have to do this. Truckers aren't going to risk their life to placate the commies. I know a truck driver who just quit his job because they wanted him to make runs to NYC. Dude said no and quit.

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dukeofdoorcounty 7 points ago +7 / -0

I see sales of brush guards going through the roof.

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GeauxTrump20 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would definitely engine break after the first one and get down to a comfortable 35 or so so you can hear the squishing as you drive over dem. God bless Reginald Denny✅

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Timmy100 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is what they say also "unofficially" in developing countries in Africa, South/Middle America or South Asian countries. You might get an instant, violent blame mob around your car or truck, looking for an excuse to start a fight. No matter whose fault it was.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate that we're at that point here.

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Deezy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stay safe out there, trucker-pede.

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EvenG 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone remember the anti-protestor bus that was built towards the end of Dawn of the Dead? Itd be pretty sweet to have that tour the nation's protest hotspots like a violent Oscar Meyer wiener mobile.

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the attractive girl got cut in half. Solid movie otherwise.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's right, SLOW THE HELL DOWN! If you are doing 70 in a 60, slow down to 60 to be sure you are obeying the speed limit. That is a safe speed to drive on the highway.

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ThirteenPercenter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Slow down means 54mph in a 55 zone right?

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NeverBeFat 1 point ago +1 / -0

54.9

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Nellie_the_Beaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweep the leg!!! Under your tires!

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Wearyman 4 points ago +5 / -1

I would have responded with this:

"How slow is 'slow'? What MPH is considered 'safe' to both not instantly kill a protestor AND also prevent people from climbing onto my vehicle and attempting to remove me from it? I don't want to be second-guessed by a manager or HR after trying to escape a life-threatening situation. I want a corporate guideline to follow for my own protection."

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, that attracts attention.

Probably you go your whole career and never get stopped by a terrorist as the first vehicle at the front of the line.

If it does happen, common sense will dictate not going slow enough to let people jump on and threaten your life.

If I were back in the pack, I would probably seek exit using the shoulder, regardless if there were commies blocking it. You know the old saying: "When ya gotta mow, ya gotta mow."

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

If they climb on your rig that's what the scatter gun is for

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Run over 10 commies get a free coffee

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

"SLOW DOWN"?!?!?

Sorry, but momentum still equals mass times velocity. If you lose too much momentum running slowly over a large animal, for example, it could end up stopping your vehicle—and, in this case, your life.

RUN IT AND GUN IT, LET GOD SORT OUT THE DETAILS

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ZeroDeltaTango 0 points ago +1 / -1

Does not work with grounded objects. Just things that can deflect away.

It's interesting how often objects that seem grounded will go FLYING out of the way when struck with sufficient momentum. Street signs, traffic light posts, etc. Used to watch COPS when it was on (before the nation's youth was systematically taught to hate, fear, disrespect, and attack the police), and they'd have drunk mofos staggering across the street getting blasted by a speeding car and SAILING over the top of that thing, their shoes ending up in another ZIP code, and living through it no problem. "Huh? Wha happm?"

I have no problem if they live through it. Just gonna make sure I do.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

80,000 lbs of freedom.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +4 / -1

Pig Pen, this here’s the Rubber Duck

I said let them truckers roll, 10-4

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +5 / -1

"I'M ABOUT TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN!"

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember to get your sleep friend, trucking is no joke. My first day some lot lizards tried to get me and my trainer to come out of the truck and buy some cologne. Ngl, they were hot asf, but we joked later they wanted to harvest our organs.

Glad I never found out.

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