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TrueAmericanValues 102 points ago +102 / -0

"If the facts are on your side, pound the facts into the table. If the law is on your side, pound the law into the table. If neither the facts nor the law are on your side, pound the table." - Alan Dershowitz

Many of these judges are obviously just pounding the table.

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dougkeenan 28 points ago +29 / -1

"when on the island pound the under-agers"

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hashtag6zer0s 8 points ago +10 / -2

Thank you! Dershowitz is a fucking kiddie diddler

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skumario 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a puff diddy who can't help himself enough.

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BrewSwillis 15 points ago +15 / -0

Or if the law and facts aren't on your side, disparage the witness, and destroy her credibly. - Dersh

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Houdini 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice quote and absolutely applicable.

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QPATRIOT1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

"...and if the pizza and hotdogs on the table are under 18 pound them too" - Alan Dershowitz

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skumario 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL 😂😂😂