I should invent a shredder truck that incinerates the shredded paper and then dumps the ashes into a water basin underneath, then sprays the shredded/burned/diluted ashes at protesters.
I'm not sure what to call this beautiful vehicle though...
We have the ability to unshred stuff by feeding it through scanners and having it pieced back together.
Burning it is more effective but you should shred it first otherwise (like a book) some pages caught in the middle could evade the flames.
for good measure you should pour water over the ashes and rake them into the ground, have a load of dirt brought in and plant a tree over the spot. Then light the tree on fire and feed whatever is left through a wood chipper.
Too much work. I would say they use their gutter oil or gasoline and put the docks in it with a hole in the ground so they can put the dirt over it as it still burns.
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China Shredders
There's a couple other 'China Shredder' stories and at least one set of "Burning files in courtyard" as they get evicted.
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Im surprised Comrade DeBlasio didn’t have a police escort accompany the shredding trucks.
I should invent a shredder truck that incinerates the shredded paper and then dumps the ashes into a water basin underneath, then sprays the shredded/burned/diluted ashes at protesters.
I'm not sure what to call this beautiful vehicle though...
We have the ability to unshred stuff by feeding it through scanners and having it pieced back together.
Burning it is more effective but you should shred it first otherwise (like a book) some pages caught in the middle could evade the flames.
for good measure you should pour water over the ashes and rake them into the ground, have a load of dirt brought in and plant a tree over the spot. Then light the tree on fire and feed whatever is left through a wood chipper.
Too much work. I would say they use their gutter oil or gasoline and put the docks in it with a hole in the ground so they can put the dirt over it as it still burns.