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TrumpTrain 123 points ago +125 / -2

You want to do exactly what the message says, call 911 as soon as you are safe. If you have a mob of raging lunatics in your rear view mirror, donโ€™t pick up your phone yet, get the hell out of there first

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Rudygarrido 83 points ago +83 / -0

Does "Slowing Down" from 80 to 60 count? ๐Ÿ˜‡

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human_centipede 53 points ago +53 / -0

Exactly. Save some for the rest of us.

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Cloudy_mood 16 points ago +16 / -0

โ€œREEEEEEEโ€

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Gunsareforfun 7 points ago +7 / -0

Daddy, when does the helicopter ride show start?

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Qualityproduct 60 points ago +60 / -0

Then you must be on the Trump Train and this message doesn't apply to trains

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Airvh 6 points ago +6 / -0

You better watch, liberals have proven time and time again they aren't exactly bright.

They might just try to stop a train by standing on the tracks.

A single train car weighs 30-80 tons.

1 ton = 2000 lb

Just a guess but average weight of protester 166 lbs. This means there are 12 of them for every 1 ton.

A totally empty train with 20 cars.

30 x 20 = 600 tons.

In order to stop a train like that they would need a big line of people. 600 tons times 12 people per ton equals a lot of people.

600 x 12 = 7200

Splat!

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +4 / -1

He did the math.

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45best45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also the 600 tons is travelling at speed. P=mv

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WalterEKurtz 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahhhh, come on. Everyone knows by now that math is racist. Freakin knuckle draggers!!!!

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

You turn into the skid.

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GCotN 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. This needs to be MEME'd with trump car running over BLMers

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sylvester Stallone's best movie. Change my mind

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william_doe 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO BRAKES!!!

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AlcoholicRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have a Nice day

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GopnikGod 1 point ago +2 / -1

Slow down, and pop it in reverse..

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

79.9999 is better

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V-FOR-VICTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

No. Slowing down from 80 to 79 counts ๐Ÿ˜‰

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, by the laws of physics that is acceleration, just slower not faster

decelerate isn't a word is it?

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PamelaCincinnatus 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is, actually. So is deceleration. Not sure about decelerated.

themoreyouknow.png

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JKillen 0 points ago +1 / -1

Acceleration can mean either slowing down or speeding up. Its still the right word. In either situation. Isnt it?

Like flammable means the same as inflammable. Like "lithium stores in Beirut are "inflammable."

It's the same as flammable

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PamelaCincinnatus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I think it works also...

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?? That's ridiculous. 75mph at the SLOWEST. Do you even truck?

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think slowing down from 80 to 79 is more appropriate

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Equality72521 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is correct. There will be no calling 911 if you are busy having your brains bashed in with a brick or other.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Aviate

Navigate

Communicate

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Step 1: fly the damn plane.

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DinosaurAlert 28 points ago +28 / -0

Oh yeah, and be vocal as hell "Oh no, those people are going to kill me! I need to get out of here! Oh please Jesus in heaven don't make me run over those p (THUMP) oh no! (THUMP) Oh lord no! (THUMPTHUMPTHUMP)"

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BadNaeNae 9 points ago +9 / -0

You made my afternoon. The mental image! lol

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

SQUISHSQUISHDRAG SPARK ...

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hands free dialing.

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bubadmt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or they can spin it around and say it was premeditated. I don't think it matters who calls first as long as you call within a reasonable amount of time.

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Justhalftheshaft 34 points ago +35 / -1

Yep the dude from Charlotteville is in prison for life because he got in a car accident speeding away from people trying to pull him out of the vehicle and a woman had a heart attack.

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The_Squit 4 points ago +4 / -0

1984

"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two is four. If that is granted, all else follows."

This is what they are trying to destroy. They are literally using the book as a manual. Fnck nuts.

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stepping_razor123 6 points ago +6 / -0

did that really happen? Was it a false flag? I found it odd that nobody in the press ever covered the court case. There wasn't loads of cameras around the guy when he showed up and left court in cuffs each day?

Just noodling it. That being said the accident itself didn't look good on his part. I think a big difference between peacefully driving down the highway from point A to B and hitting protestors on the highway than going to a protest in a city getting involved and then flooring it from close range into a crowd.

Not sure though but life in prison in that situation is shitty no matter what. If it played out like they said surely a decent lawyer could get it down to manslaughter and a few years in prison?

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PamelaCincinnatus 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the judge and DA are reasonable, sure...

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IntrepidBurger -2 points ago +1 / -3

She didn't have a heart attack, she died of cardiac arrest which means her heart stopped. Which is what happens with sudden blood loss.

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247MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

She wasnt hit by the car.

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fluffykitten 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Hello, 9-1-1? My friends and I were peacefully protesting the police by burning down the police building and someone got ran over by a truck. Could you send a pig to write a report, please?"

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7ftTallBarronTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

The cops will reply with ACAB, All Cops are busy.

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot damn, that's spicy; I'm gonna use that one.

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svenborgia 10 points ago +10 / -0

[Screeching SIT Tone] "We're sorry. Due to defunding, all Social Workers are busy right now. CLICK."

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Sorry, all the pigs have caught blue flu. YOYO."

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Dr0neRec0very 12 points ago +14 / -2

We don't stop our vehicles in unsafe locations. The law doesn't expect us to stop our vehicles in unsafe locations.

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tonightm89 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't think they are asking them to run them over at 70mph or anything. The advice is always slow down but if they continue to stand in front of your vehicle by choice. Then there is a reason they want you to stop.

Today you can't take that chance.

Even at walking speed, a truck is going to run you over. In gear, a car at that speed will push people out of the way. Though gives them a chance to attack your vehicle.

Phone the police as soon as you are clear and safe.

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Thrasymachus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then there is a reason they want you to stop.

Reginald Denny has entered the chat

Yea, don't stop.

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BuckMontrose 57 points ago +57 / -0

I feel a sudden urge to make a career change and get my trucking license.

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PamelaCincinnatus 3 points ago +3 / -0

If that's true, do you mind making a separate post about this issue so errybody can get in the know?

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bpcpdx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would but I'd miss my dogs too much.

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GoldenEagle1776 35 points ago +35 / -0

Get a bullbar on a Kenworth and start playing Truckmageddon.

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PantsJihad 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone suggested an anti-mine flail in the other thread :)

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Yeehaw-McKickass 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dear god no, just no. If you've never seen a video of one in action you can't envision the washing you would have to do afterwards. Just imagining trying to get all the bits of communist out of the radiator is making me heave.

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Wearyman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bleah. Yeah, a regular actual plow blade would be far more effective and MUCH less messy. Just angle it off to the side, drop it to the ground and watch the commies fly.

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Yeehaw-McKickass 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you would actually be able to watch them fly. Much better than looking though a windshield coated in redish grey offal. With the anti-mine flail, after you hit the first one you would have no idea if you were killing commies or taking out phone poles.

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Womp_womp 32 points ago +33 / -1

Truckers need to refuse deliveries to cities overrun by BLM. They are the only solution that is likely to work. Force the states to make blocking the freeway illegal and protect people who run them over from lawsuits and charges. Starve them out .

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CisSiberianOrchestra 23 points ago +23 / -0

I saw a post saying that without truck drivers making deliveries, the average large city in America would run out of food in 3 days.

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Ricky_CIA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yep, everything operates on "Just In Time" inventory these days.

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Peacebears 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then people would really go bananas

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember a few months ago, towards the end of the run on toilet paper, some guy posted on Twitter that anyone with more than 2 weeks of supplies in their home should be fined heavily. We should probably encouraging people to keep at least 2 months worth on hand instead.

The modern free market is an amazing thing, but if people take it for granted it does make things unnecessarily fragile.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was raised in a Mormon household, although I haven't been active in the church for years. Back when I was growing up, church leaders would encourage members to keep a year's worth of canned foods in storage in case of natural disaster or financial hardship.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

Starving them out ought to be an option.

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Pau1F01ey 10 points ago +10 / -0

My Dadโ€™s company still wants him to do runs to the Walmart in Minneapolis.

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PamelaCincinnatus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, that's the issue--trucking companies rely on cities for survival, eventually they'll pressure drivers by various means to drive so they can stay afloat or at least cut losses. To make a siege work you need to deal with this somehow.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it gets dangerous enough then they'll have to pay drivers so much it won't be profitable. But unless that happens, yes, a "siege" is just wishful thinking.

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Sea_Still 27 points ago +27 / -0

Slow down? Naw floor it

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HeavyVetting 17 points ago +17 / -0

Want to make sure you minimize damage to your vehicle as long as you can still get to safety.

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Data 15 points ago +16 / -1

This. Hitting a human at highway speeds can disable if not total a modern automobile. We've all seen the aftermath of a deer strike. Think: crumple zones.

The idea is to slow down to around 25-30mph if you can, ease off the brake and let physics take over. If you hit someone you may need to apply a bit of throttle to maintain speed until you're clear. But at 30 no one is going to chase you down on foot, and if they can see you coming you're giving them plenty of opportunity to move out of the way.

Just watch for guns. Some "peaceful protestors" are showing up armed now. Remember to duck behind the dash before you hit them.

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SordidPontification 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just watch for guns. Some "peaceful protestors" are showing up armed now. Remember to duck behind the dash before you hit them.

This is the real concern. We've already seen at least one driver nearly struck with bullets fired by "protestors" and several others shot at for doing nothing more than driving through the attempted roadblock after threatening gestures and verbal indications were given by the crowd.

Stopping means you're certainly going to die. Slowing down means you're probably safe unless they shoot at you.

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lafingman0 2 points ago +2 / -0

reading this thread makes me wonder if this is what they were going for.

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QANON__17 6 points ago +6 / -0

GENTLEMEN, LET'S PLOW THE ROAD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyOTaHRBTXc

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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Slow down to 30 MPH, put on your hazards, and honk your horn. Remember, your turn signals do not work when your hazards are on.

I wish there was a turn signal that let others know you're intending to go straight, I've actually needed this due to poor road planning like once a month. Oh well hazards it is!

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taavofficial 20 points ago +21 / -1

Just let natural selection play its role =)

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Nainya 3 points ago +3 / -0

But it's so slow......

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not if it's traveling at highway speeds.

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redditadminssuckit 17 points ago +17 / -0

Get on the phone to 911.

Say you are being threatened...yell "OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" (then scream)

Then it will be on police tape that you had no choice.

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RiverFenix 9 points ago +9 / -0

"NO! DON'T JUMP IN FRONT OF MY TRUCK! AHHHHHHHHHH"

thump thump thump thump

"Oh, Situation has de-escalated... I'll wait here for you to arrive."

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jubyeonin 13 points ago +14 / -1

Deploy the cow catcher: https://youtu.be/gjW0EDNs5nQ

Gonna need a big one for the BLM terrorists.

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TrumpTrain 12 points ago +14 / -2

Need more of this. Truckers Rise!

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based_trekkie 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should convince the leftists to protest on train tracks!!!!

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Onlinespec 4 points ago +4 / -0

They do have a weird nostalgia for trains

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cool but what's it actually for?

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was a stunt on Mythbusters.

https://youtu.be/3JtZDDQga4o?t=88

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alcibiades_hammer 4 points ago +4 / -0

screw those guys, but that was a fun clip

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Ricky_CIA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Adam is a leftie cuck but I think Jamie is probably a conservative.

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alcibiades_hammer 4 points ago +4 / -0

fair point, screw only THAT guy!

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DrMoustachio 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ice road truckin'.

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Bro_Biden 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was in fear for my life no further statement until I have my lawyer present.

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

No Brakes Mother Fuckers

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

๐Ÿš› ๐ŸŽถ Let them truckers roll, 10-4 ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿš›

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We're gonna need a bigger plow."

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

If no one stopped it should eventually end numskulls standing in front of cars. They aren't the brightest bulbs however. Aren't they for abortion anyway at any age?

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your mom can throw you in front of a truck, it's just abortion. But throw yourself in front of the truck and suddenly the truck driver is guilty.

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jsphere256 5 points ago +5 / -0

Smithers... deploy the cow catcher

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SemperFree 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need Mad Max trucks. Or trucks with dual fire hoses mounted on the front.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

I watched that movie last night. NIGHTRIDER!

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goodatlife123 4 points ago +4 / -0

HIS NAME WAS REGINALD FUCKING DENNY

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MAGAbeast2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

OPEN SEASON

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zoober_floober 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time to start taking out the trash.

In body bags, as piles of bones and guts, whatever. We've had enough of your shit.

You want to try to stop interstate commerce by standing in front of 80,000 pound trucks going about their business, screech at the top of your whiney lungs and threaten the drivers, prepare for some heavy duty consequences.

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DrMoustachio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why would you want to make it easier for them to glance off it? Put a push bar or brush guard on and give the flat steel.

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

HOOD STRAWBERRIES

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based trucking company is based.

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RonBohr 3 points ago +3 / -0

THE SCOOPS ARE ON THEIR WAY!

THE SCOOPS ARE ON THEIR WAY!

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DeusVultIntensifies 3 points ago +3 / -0

So we crashed the gate going 98 said let those truckers roll ten four.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Bear you hearing me C'mon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAAwTlCp3OE

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed - just tap the 911 button as SOON as you are confronted and DO NOT HANG UP. Start talking about how you are in fear of your life. 911 calls are recorded as LEGAL DOCUMENTATION - you can use this in court

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JiggsawCalrissian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cattle catcher. How appropriate.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Death Race 2000 is back on the menu, boys!

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get_that_bozo 3 points ago +3 / -0

If your gonna play "Chicken" with a truck, and all you brought was a "sign".........bu-bye! Like bring'n a Popsicle stick to a Bat rumble.

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RedPilledRaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking more of a combine type of front bumper.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

And, before I forget, thanks to https://thedonald.win/u/Oppoboycott/

for posting original message here: https://thedonald.win/p/GcCHQEa2/open-season/c/

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cant wait to see every truck door with tally marks on it

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but lib juice is really hard to clean

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svlem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't some jogger get minced in the FedEx conflict ?

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Urkle2 1 point ago +1 / -0

His name was Reginald Denny.

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

The real truck of peace!

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Choctaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can fabricate those, just need someone else to paint.....

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, a plow like that would be great even if you didn't want to run people down, because it gives less standing in the way room, and more getting pushed out of the way room.

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Junkevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that even real? They had a truck in gta v that had this, and it was fun to drive because you could plow through pretty much anything, but I didn't think it was a real thing.

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has the DOT really put this out as guidance or is this just a meme?

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cluckingducks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reaction making impact...

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