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TrumpTrain 123 points ago +125 / -2

You want to do exactly what the message says, call 911 as soon as you are safe. If you have a mob of raging lunatics in your rear view mirror, don’t pick up your phone yet, get the hell out of there first

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Rudygarrido 83 points ago +83 / -0

Does "Slowing Down" from 80 to 60 count? πŸ˜‡

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human_centipede 53 points ago +53 / -0

Exactly. Save some for the rest of us.

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AlcoholicRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have a Nice day

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GopnikGod 1 point ago +2 / -1

Slow down, and pop it in reverse..

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

79.9999 is better

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V-FOR-VICTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

No. Slowing down from 80 to 79 counts πŸ˜‰

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, by the laws of physics that is acceleration, just slower not faster

decelerate isn't a word is it?

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?? That's ridiculous. 75mph at the SLOWEST. Do you even truck?

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think slowing down from 80 to 79 is more appropriate

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Equality72521 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is correct. There will be no calling 911 if you are busy having your brains bashed in with a brick or other.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Aviate

Navigate

Communicate

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Step 1: fly the damn plane.

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DinosaurAlert 28 points ago +28 / -0

Oh yeah, and be vocal as hell "Oh no, those people are going to kill me! I need to get out of here! Oh please Jesus in heaven don't make me run over those p (THUMP) oh no! (THUMP) Oh lord no! (THUMPTHUMPTHUMP)"

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BadNaeNae 9 points ago +9 / -0

You made my afternoon. The mental image! lol

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

SQUISHSQUISHDRAG SPARK ...

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hands free dialing.

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bubadmt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or they can spin it around and say it was premeditated. I don't think it matters who calls first as long as you call within a reasonable amount of time.

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Justhalftheshaft 34 points ago +35 / -1

Yep the dude from Charlotteville is in prison for life because he got in a car accident speeding away from people trying to pull him out of the vehicle and a woman had a heart attack.

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stepping_razor123 6 points ago +6 / -0

did that really happen? Was it a false flag? I found it odd that nobody in the press ever covered the court case. There wasn't loads of cameras around the guy when he showed up and left court in cuffs each day?

Just noodling it. That being said the accident itself didn't look good on his part. I think a big difference between peacefully driving down the highway from point A to B and hitting protestors on the highway than going to a protest in a city getting involved and then flooring it from close range into a crowd.

Not sure though but life in prison in that situation is shitty no matter what. If it played out like they said surely a decent lawyer could get it down to manslaughter and a few years in prison?

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PamelaCincinnatus 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the judge and DA are reasonable, sure...

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IntrepidBurger -2 points ago +1 / -3

She didn't have a heart attack, she died of cardiac arrest which means her heart stopped. Which is what happens with sudden blood loss.

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247MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

She wasnt hit by the car.

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fluffykitten 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Hello, 9-1-1? My friends and I were peacefully protesting the police by burning down the police building and someone got ran over by a truck. Could you send a pig to write a report, please?"

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7ftTallBarronTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

The cops will reply with ACAB, All Cops are busy.

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot damn, that's spicy; I'm gonna use that one.

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svenborgia 10 points ago +10 / -0

[Screeching SIT Tone] "We're sorry. Due to defunding, all Social Workers are busy right now. CLICK."

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Sorry, all the pigs have caught blue flu. YOYO."

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Dr0neRec0very 12 points ago +14 / -2

We don't stop our vehicles in unsafe locations. The law doesn't expect us to stop our vehicles in unsafe locations.

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tonightm89 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't think they are asking them to run them over at 70mph or anything. The advice is always slow down but if they continue to stand in front of your vehicle by choice. Then there is a reason they want you to stop.

Today you can't take that chance.

Even at walking speed, a truck is going to run you over. In gear, a car at that speed will push people out of the way. Though gives them a chance to attack your vehicle.

Phone the police as soon as you are clear and safe.

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Thrasymachus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then there is a reason they want you to stop.

Reginald Denny has entered the chat

Yea, don't stop.