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TrumpTrain 123 points ago +125 / -2

You want to do exactly what the message says, call 911 as soon as you are safe. If you have a mob of raging lunatics in your rear view mirror, don’t pick up your phone yet, get the hell out of there first

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Rudygarrido 83 points ago +83 / -0

Does "Slowing Down" from 80 to 60 count? 😇

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human_centipede 53 points ago +53 / -0

Exactly. Save some for the rest of us.

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Cloudy_mood 16 points ago +16 / -0

“REEEEEEE”

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Gunsareforfun 7 points ago +7 / -0

Daddy, when does the helicopter ride show start?

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Qualityproduct 60 points ago +60 / -0

Then you must be on the Trump Train and this message doesn't apply to trains

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

You turn into the skid.

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william_doe 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO BRAKES!!!

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AlcoholicRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have a Nice day

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GopnikGod 1 point ago +2 / -1

Slow down, and pop it in reverse..

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

79.9999 is better

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V-FOR-VICTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

No. Slowing down from 80 to 79 counts 😉

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, by the laws of physics that is acceleration, just slower not faster

decelerate isn't a word is it?

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PamelaCincinnatus 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is, actually. So is deceleration. Not sure about decelerated.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?? That's ridiculous. 75mph at the SLOWEST. Do you even truck?

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think slowing down from 80 to 79 is more appropriate

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Equality72521 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is correct. There will be no calling 911 if you are busy having your brains bashed in with a brick or other.

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HumbleMemeFarmer [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Aviate

Navigate

Communicate

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rossiFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Step 1: fly the damn plane.

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DinosaurAlert 28 points ago +28 / -0

Oh yeah, and be vocal as hell "Oh no, those people are going to kill me! I need to get out of here! Oh please Jesus in heaven don't make me run over those p (THUMP) oh no! (THUMP) Oh lord no! (THUMPTHUMPTHUMP)"

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BadNaeNae 9 points ago +9 / -0

You made my afternoon. The mental image! lol

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

SQUISHSQUISHDRAG SPARK ...

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hands free dialing.