4269
Comments (181)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
83
Rudygarrido 83 points ago +83 / -0

Does "Slowing Down" from 80 to 60 count? 😇

131
deleted 131 points ago +131 / -0
53
human_centipede 53 points ago +53 / -0

Exactly. Save some for the rest of us.

16
Cloudy_mood 16 points ago +16 / -0

“REEEEEEE”

7
Gunsareforfun 7 points ago +7 / -0

Daddy, when does the helicopter ride show start?

44
deleted 44 points ago +44 / -0
60
Qualityproduct 60 points ago +60 / -0

Then you must be on the Trump Train and this message doesn't apply to trains

6
Airvh 6 points ago +6 / -0

You better watch, liberals have proven time and time again they aren't exactly bright.

They might just try to stop a train by standing on the tracks.

A single train car weighs 30-80 tons.

1 ton = 2000 lb

Just a guess but average weight of protester 166 lbs. This means there are 12 of them for every 1 ton.

A totally empty train with 20 cars.

30 x 20 = 600 tons.

In order to stop a train like that they would need a big line of people. 600 tons times 12 people per ton equals a lot of people.

600 x 12 = 7200

Splat!

8
bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

You turn into the skid.

2
william_doe 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO BRAKES!!!

8
deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
8
AlcoholicRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Have a Nice day

1
GopnikGod 1 point ago +2 / -1

Slow down, and pop it in reverse..

8
Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

79.9999 is better

5
V-FOR-VICTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

No. Slowing down from 80 to 79 counts 😉

3
JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, by the laws of physics that is acceleration, just slower not faster

decelerate isn't a word is it?

1
PamelaCincinnatus 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is, actually. So is deceleration. Not sure about decelerated.

themoreyouknow.png

0
JKillen 0 points ago +1 / -1

Acceleration can mean either slowing down or speeding up. Its still the right word. In either situation. Isnt it?

Like flammable means the same as inflammable. Like "lithium stores in Beirut are "inflammable."

It's the same as flammable

3
rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?? That's ridiculous. 75mph at the SLOWEST. Do you even truck?

2
Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think slowing down from 80 to 79 is more appropriate