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redditadminssuckit 17 points ago +17 / -0

Get on the phone to 911.

Say you are being threatened...yell "OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" (then scream)

Then it will be on police tape that you had no choice.

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RiverFenix 9 points ago +9 / -0

"NO! DON'T JUMP IN FRONT OF MY TRUCK! AHHHHHHHHHH"

thump thump thump thump

"Oh, Situation has de-escalated... I'll wait here for you to arrive."