4269 MESSAGE RECEIVED (i.maga.host) posted 247 days ago by HumbleMemeFarmer 247 days ago by HumbleMemeFarmer +4269 / -0 181 comments share 181 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (181) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 17 ▼ – redditadminssuckit 17 points 247 days ago +17 / -0 Get on the phone to 911. Say you are being threatened...yell "OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" (then scream) Then it will be on police tape that you had no choice. permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – RiverFenix 9 points 247 days ago +9 / -0 "NO! DON'T JUMP IN FRONT OF MY TRUCK! AHHHHHHHHHH" thump thump thump thump "Oh, Situation has de-escalated... I'll wait here for you to arrive." permalink parent save report block reply
Get on the phone to 911.
Say you are being threatened...yell "OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" (then scream)
Then it will be on police tape that you had no choice.
"NO! DON'T JUMP IN FRONT OF MY TRUCK! AHHHHHHHHHH"
thump thump thump thump
"Oh, Situation has de-escalated... I'll wait here for you to arrive."