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fluffykitten 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Hello, 9-1-1? My friends and I were peacefully protesting the police by burning down the police building and someone got ran over by a truck. Could you send a pig to write a report, please?"

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7ftTallBarronTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

The cops will reply with ACAB, All Cops are busy.

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot damn, that's spicy; I'm gonna use that one.

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svenborgia 10 points ago +10 / -0

[Screeching SIT Tone] "We're sorry. Due to defunding, all Social Workers are busy right now. CLICK."

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Sorry, all the pigs have caught blue flu. YOYO."