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thatswhatshesaid 128 points ago +128 / -0

Hahahahaha 😂

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muy_libre 59 points ago +59 / -0

Heels up Harris must’ve given Joe a special vetting process 😏

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SomeDiggity 35 points ago +35 / -0

Apparently he didn't leave that bad of taste in her mouth..

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Pootweet 22 points ago +22 / -0

She blew his mind.

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Barack-Obama 13 points ago +13 / -0

Excuse me, but Blow/Joe was in '08.

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Rob_Belmonte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, since when have the Dems cared about that, given ifififififif okie done man.

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SomeDiggity 6 points ago +6 / -0

Head

Heels

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Dank75 1 point ago +1 / -0

But she was more

HEELS

Head

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MAGA_Skull 2 points ago +3 / -1

but i thought she unfriended joe yesterday.

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Sealith 53 points ago +53 / -0

Holy fuck you fuckers are fast

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h3xAd3c1m4L 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dragon Energy has only one speed! GO!

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tomkat2104 45 points ago +45 / -0

WINNER!

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Tomboy_Patriot 33 points ago +33 / -0

OMG LOL

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formerlibtard 29 points ago +30 / -1

Fucken KEK

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Mrsattorney 230 points ago +230 / -0

Looks like Chris Plante was right...they had to stall for time to get her face fixed after the botched cosmetic job!

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ChiefPez 58 points ago +58 / -0

Greetings fellow Plante listener!! Always happy to meet someone else that listens.

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Mrsattorney 15 points ago +15 / -0

Chris is fantastic. Great sense of humor, and very smart.

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Keln 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah I like his riffing style. I keep telling people even outside of the DC area to listen to WMAL online if they don't have a good local station while working/driving. Pretty solid programming from 6am through 6pm.

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Mrsattorney 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yup. She looked fine to begin with. I think she got some kind of injections in her cheeks, which distorted her face. I'm curious to see how she looks now.

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HockeyMom4Trump 22 points ago +22 / -0

She looks like she was cast as the Joker in the next big budget Batman movie

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

She looked puffy like a dead hooker 3 days at the bottom of the lake.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 7 points ago +7 / -0

She's trying to distract from how ugly she is on the inside.

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cuckslasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

when you sell your soul and suck 200 dicks to where youa re you too would hate your own face

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Keln 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. I remember him saying that.

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BoyCockGirlCockEIEIO 164 points ago +165 / -1

‪Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha.............AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH....#HeelsUpHarris‬

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Darkest 154 points ago +155 / -1

Lol she just unfollowed him yesterday.

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jd34512895 98 points ago +98 / -0

they were just cleaning up her account to avoid scrutiny

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Modus_Pwninz 42 points ago +42 / -0

"You can't say no, Kamala."

"I know, I know...That's what Willie Brown said too..."

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pingpongdingdong 16 points ago +16 / -0

If her career stalled and she became a nobody, you can guarantee she would have jumped on the metoo movement and called him a rapist. But she went from better job to better job to thinking she could be President.

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Modus_Pwninz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Welp, she's one stolen election away...so...

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SylvesterInk 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not really. She had no competition. It was democrat vs democrat, because California. (But then again, she was Hillary's anointed successor, so they probably made sure she would win.)

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LUXURY_USERNAME 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or maybe she was embarrassed at what she has just done to secure the pick, you know the old “unfollow of shame”?

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jive-ass-turkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or maybe Biden couldn't make up his friggin mind, told Kamala either she wasn't the pick or "not yet" one too many times, and she threatened to go after him.

That started with the un-following on Twitter, and I am sure a lot of back channel communication by Kamala to everyone that Joe was not going to pick her or a "woman of color", which set off alarm bells and started the phones ringing.

The Biden camp is so weak and malleable I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case.

They couldn't even get out of their own way. They made a total mess of it, even after taking longer than any candidate in history to do so., and then decided the best course of action was to just give it to Kamala and try to act like that was the plan all along to try and save some semblance of face.

If I had to bet I'd put my money on the above scenario being more likely, but that is just my opinion and based on conjecture.

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Wazoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This.... The democrats are like overly processed food.

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thanksobama 2 points ago +2 / -0

over processed food will make you full for a bit but socialist policies wont/

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sdl5 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was wondering...

But they will need to inactivate her "other political run" acct, and make sure current staff were not tempted to make an unauthorized reTweet or Comment on anything from Biden too.

Should have thought of that.

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TheMustacheBandit 149 points ago +150 / -1

Shes a cop though. This is going to be awkward for the left.

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rebelde_sin_causa 65 points ago +65 / -0

between her and Joe's 1994 crime bill I dunno how they are supposed to get any BLM support

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VoidWanderer 27 points ago +27 / -0

The people making up the rank and file "BLM" are morons that will do whatever the marxists running the group tell them to. If they weren't controllable in that way we'd be seeing far more looting and damage to certain properties in southern california, washington and oregon.

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Shoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point BLM is the black division of the commie "revolution," while antifa is the White division.

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that_sound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lie about it.

Actually, BLM will lie about it for them. BLM has nothing to do with what people think it does.

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nanowerx 33 points ago +33 / -0

Pence is going to eviscerate her if they do debate.

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USMC_Capt 12 points ago +12 / -0

lol on twatter the creatures are claiming exactly the opposite.

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Shampagnepapi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kamala will just keep calling him racist (like she did with Biden, ironically) until Twitter crowns her the winner

It doesn’t matter what he says.

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Warboss_Squee 2 points ago +2 / -0

They said that about that torture in chief chick from NK too.

Twitter is where stupid goes to die, then vote democrat.

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember, Tulsi knocked her out of the race simply by bringing this up.

Tulsi marked the weak spot in her armor, Trump is going to go through it with a blowtorch. Just watch.

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MOLOCH_Hunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really. "Orange Man bad". Easy!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 26 points ago +26 / -0

It's worse than that. According to Harris's FATHER, his great-grandfather was Hamilton Brown, an Irish plantation and slave owner in Jamaica.

https://freebeacon.com/politics/kamala-harriss-ancestors-owned-slaves/

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Dennislearsysbastard 22 points ago +23 / -1

And a decendent of a slave owner.

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exorthderp 12 points ago +12 / -0

I believe I read the largest slave owner in Jamaica at one point... where's the cancel culture? Where's the reparations for them Kamala?

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that_sound 5 points ago +5 / -0

REPARATIONS!

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lixa 12 points ago +12 / -0

Isn’t Jamaican black? I know it’s not African American which is very confusing for the left but uh it’s black. Right? No? I can’t keep up.

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ChickNorris 16 points ago +16 / -0

yeah, Jamaicans are black. I'm not sure why people get hung up on that part of Harris' background, it's not really at issue. The fact that her ancestors were slave owners and she was such a harsh prosecutor are far more powerful negatives than the not really black thing.

This just goes to show how disingenuous the whole "African American" race thing is though. Not all black people are African. Just like not all white people are British. "African American" should never have been a thing.

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Constitution_jd 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not all Jamaicans are black, there is a large Indian diaspora there (something like 3% of the population).

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ChickNorris 7 points ago +7 / -0

3% Ok. So then 97% are black most likely. Meaning the majority of Jamaicans are black.

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Constitution_jd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, but look at her dad. He's fairly light skinned with features that could be Indian. He doesn't appear to be 100% black, and he's the descendant of a major slave owner.

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ChickNorris 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't find a pic of Hamilton Brown (the slave owner ancestor) that isn't a black person, even if light skinned, so I don't know. This is the image result https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hamilton+brown+of+jamaica&t=brave&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images which shows light skinned black or brown people.

I really don't think it's worth debating tbh. I just know that the vast majority of Jamaicans are black so she could very well be part black and part Indian and part who knows what. There's some Irish dna in there somewhere that made her as light skinned as she is. But light skinned black people have called themselves black for as long as I can remember. I just don't think it's a good talking point when it comes to her, there's plenty of other good stuff to meme about.

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lixa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. I was just saying that actually before I read your comment! As Biden is trying to only pick a black woman it’s just all kind of ironic and another example of the ineptitude of the left which I can only hope is reflected in the eventual election results. (Ps the biggest laugh for me is when PC folks call black people in other countries African American. They really show their I’m so woke ignorance)

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Constitution_jd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not all Jamaicans are black. About 3% are Indian, 1% white and nearly 1% Chinese.

Looking at her dad, she seems to have Indian lineage on both sides.

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lixa 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you’re talking about a tiny percentage who isn’t. Not all Africans are black either. I feel like we’re into negligible territory. Anyhow. It’s not really important but I’m sure people will argue it.

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billbuckner 2 points ago +2 / -0

But but but she's a person of color

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

"On Top" or under the desk. Whatever you like...

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Colesterol 8 points ago +8 / -0

She has an atrocious record as a District Attorney. Trump could win a huge amount of the black vote.

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supersecretaccount82 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazingly the normie libs I follow are already posting prepackaged Yassss Kween propaganda, it's hilarious to see.

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Brucesky420 147 points ago +148 / -1

So Biden is going to continue to hide in the basement and she's going to be doing all the PR for them

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ProphetOfKek 65 points ago +66 / -1

I’m not sure that’s going to exactly work things in their favor 😂

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thatswhatshesaid 39 points ago +40 / -1

She will 100% get far more camera time.

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TheNewRepublic 34 points ago +35 / -1

Everything will be about Race..Biden and Harris have placed more blackmen in jail than any arresting officer on the face of this planet.

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stjdalen 15 points ago +16 / -1

That will backfire. People will ask if they are voting for Harris, not Biden. Which in fact they are

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Detective51 9 points ago +9 / -0

Does PR stand for Penis Rubbing, then yes, I agree.

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Ebbie8708 110 points ago +114 / -4

Good fucking God.

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Rainman 57 points ago +58 / -1

And here I was thinking the Biden ticket couldn't get any more stupid

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muy_libre 25 points ago +25 / -0

I thought for sure it was going to be Susan Rice. Kamala is such a retarded choice... Not that I’m complaining! Can’t wait to hear what Trump has to say about this!

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Warboss_Squee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dear god, the cancer in the comments.

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Meatbank84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn that was FAST

LOL

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supersecretaccount82 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same, Susan Rice would also be terrible but in a much more swampy, cerebral kind of way that the average person wouldn't really "get." Kamala is just like...really tho?

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ippwndu 9 points ago +10 / -1

She was soundly rejected by her own party in the primary and then blamed them for being racist/sexist!

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which they are but that's besides the point.

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taraalelegram 8 points ago +8 / -0

step back and marvel at the incompetency. it's BEAUTIFUL.

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VoidWanderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

There must have been something in Rice's background that the dems didn't want getting out that's worse than sucking your way through your career.

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Sticky 7 points ago +7 / -0

They can't win so they're just trying to burn it all down now.

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Warboss_Squee 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point it's Fatal Attraction, and they think we're the bunny.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the fuck is up with both parties always trying their absolute best to lose the presidential election as badly as possible?

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USMC_Capt 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's literally the entire democrat debate clown show on the joe/blow2020 ticket.

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Evei 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes I think they are trying to get President Trump re-elected.

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Pumpjack 94 points ago +95 / -1

Cumswalla Harris, go figure. One pervert picks another.

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lixa 10 points ago +10 / -0

Score! For us!

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muy_libre 6 points ago +6 / -0

fucking KEK

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watchingindisbelief 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the name that really needs to stick. :)

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jd34512895 81 points ago +82 / -1

somehow chooses a cop who locked up black inmates for longer than necessary on marijuana convictions to get free prison labor. nice. time to unleash the dirt

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IthoughtIwalked 15 points ago +15 / -0

The extra salt comes from her admitting that she also used to smoke pot. So while she was smoking, she was simultaneously ruining lives for doing the same thing. That's the real kicker

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

She was IN a porno called Doggystyle!

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Data 43 points ago +43 / -0

Leftist Shills: "Eh, brown enough."

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justice4kavanagh 15 points ago +16 / -1

they had to change the definition of black. now its Black

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spezisacuckold 6 points ago +6 / -0

Absolutely horrifying seeing their mental gymnastics (Associated Press, etc.) about why they won't capitalize "white".

Racism is praised in Democratic Party.

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justice4kavanagh 1 point ago +1 / -0

i think washington post came out and said they were gonna capitalize white. i think its absurd on both accounts

https://www.washingtonpost.com/pr/2020/07/29/washington-post-announces-writing-style-changes-racial-ethnic-identifiers/

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grenades_and_ham 17 points ago +18 / -1

Slave owner too.

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ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

That’s why she had the plastic surgery. Surgical black face.

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that_sound 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Surgical black face."

Oh, that's gold, Jerry! I'm stealing it!

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Basedsliceofwinning 7 points ago +8 / -1

I mean jamaican counts as black right? Fuck, i dunno anymore, you might be right!

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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +7 / -1

She looks vaguely non-white, so they'll give her a pass.

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sniff and Blow 2020

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Lballs 58 points ago +58 / -0

What a horrible pick. I know plenty of leftists that hate her after the Juicy incident.

I guess that makes it a good pick LOL

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JewtryingtoKAG 48 points ago +48 / -0

Hahahahaha

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MrWinMan 47 points ago +47 / -0

HEELS UP!

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spez_this 13 points ago +13 / -0

DON'T LOOT!

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fraterggnm 46 points ago +46 / -0

Holy hell. Its like they are just begging to lose.

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one3five 14 points ago +14 / -0

this choice is proof of his dementia

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Hillary4Prison2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

As if he actually had ANY input on this decision lol

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PaigeAshley 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think they are. I think they are concentrating on stealing the Senate and House.

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ComradeDillBelassio 42 points ago +42 / -0

Lol!!!!!

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Loc12 39 points ago +39 / -0

Dems picked a prosecutor as their VP while defunding the police

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VoidWanderer 5 points ago +6 / -1

She's Soros owned so it's not like it will matter.

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BoyCockGirlCockEIEIO 35 points ago +35 / -0

RIP KAMALA HARRIS

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YaBoiJacob 33 points ago +33 / -0

Can you hear that? It's the black vote disappearing from the DNC

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ProphetOfKek 24 points ago +24 / -0

Tulsi is a 🐍

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goodbeerbetterviews2 12 points ago +13 / -1

Fuck tulsi gabbard. Gun grabbing snake.

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supersecretaccount82 1 point ago +1 / -0

However, if I absolutely had to have a Democrat as President, she wouldn't be the worst pick.

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triggernometry 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're all following the same script, bro. The name on the ticket makes no difference. We call them empty suits for a reason.

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nanowerx 5 points ago +7 / -2

Tulsi also just lost her Primary. She won't be a DEM representative anymore after this year.

Drop the gun grabbing bullshit and come home to the Republican party, Tulsi!

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pmurTJdlanoD 29 points ago +29 / -0

Time to play Tulsi Takedown on loop.

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Skywise 26 points ago +26 / -0

The one who put all the black people behind bars?!

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spezisacuckold 11 points ago +11 / -0

For smoking some weed. She then laughed at them in an interview while saying she herself smoked weed.

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Surefolks 25 points ago +25 / -0

RELEASE THE MEMES

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Wrexxis780 21 points ago +21 / -0

Whose dick did she have to suck to get that pick?

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jennyfrutex 9 points ago +9 / -0

She's definitely too old for Biden.

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MODEL101 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is going to be fun

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Mrsattorney 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is great news for Trump! Harris is not a serious candidate. Can you imagine her running the country if Biden steps down? She answered every serious debate question without answering by saying, "That's a conversation I think we should have." Hahahaha !

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Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

if Biden steps down

Were Biden to be elected, she would be de-facto President. Everyone, even the dems, know he is just a placeholder.

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SpaceOlympian 15 points ago +15 / -0

Totally didn’t see that coming. /s

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VoidWanderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

After that "oops we totally didn't mean to say that, here's the retraction", it was pretty obvious.

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sabotank 14 points ago +14 / -0

Heeeeels up!

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Quesadilla 14 points ago +14 / -0

The perfect deep state choice

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Spikeball 14 points ago +14 / -0

Does anyone really think that second in command of the United States of America is the right position to fill with a diversity hire?

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Loc12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, the left does

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MuadDon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nancy Pelosi is #3 - does it really matter?

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Pileofstuff 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can’t say I’m shocked. Terrible track record with criminal justice between the two of them. Of course since they’re Dems they will get a pass.

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doug2 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is good for us. She is not a popular candidate among blacks, she has a horrendous record putting them away and being super harsh with sentencing.

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socal_maga 13 points ago +13 / -0

So the Politico.com leak was right. This whole thing is rigged.

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Charizard 12 points ago +12 / -0

Heels Up, Mouths Out

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HungNavySeal300Kills 12 points ago +12 / -0

JOE/BLOW 2020

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123breadman 12 points ago +12 / -0

LMFAO the black vote hated her when she ran.

The president is a racist KKK member who supports segregation and Kamala loves to imprison blacks.

Thai is too funny

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RlzJohnnyM 11 points ago +11 / -0

Black folks hate camel toe Harris

LMAO

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RumDrummer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hah, democrats can't tell the difference

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Winter_huntress 10 points ago +10 / -0

*grabs popcorn and waits for the spicy memes

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JamesEarlPwns 10 points ago +10 / -0

What a disaster. He picked the person who outright called him racist at a debate. Fucking morons.

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Nightbringer33 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think this was decided long ago, she attacked Joe to gain fellow black support only then to bring them on to Joe's campaign.

I worried that she was actually going to get the full nom from the DNC and that it would be like Obama 2.0. The country falling all over itself to elect our first woman pres and it be a black woman on top of it.

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MuadDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Time to package up all of the absolutely vile commentary she made during the Kavanaugh hearings, if the video hasn't already been scrubbed. I don't care what else she's done, her behavior and statements during it cemented that she's subhuman filth.

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MerryNBright 8 points ago +8 / -0

Heels up!!!!

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CorradoSoprano 8 points ago +8 / -0

What a time to be alive, her only qualifications are being a woman and black.

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BurgerChef90 3 points ago +3 / -0

And, someone posted an article here earlier saying her dad mentioned his great-grandfather, Hamilton Brown, as an "Irish plantation and slave owner." So she's part white too.

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CorradoSoprano 2 points ago +2 / -0

The media and the woke crowd doesnt know that though

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realPhantomFuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

This meme campaign will be MONUMENTAL