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Modus_Pwninz 91 points ago +91 / -0

Yeah, danger Will Robinson, danger...

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muy_libre 26 points ago +26 / -0

kek, idk why this made me laugh so hard

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Modus_Pwninz 44 points ago +44 / -0

She's a scrapist.

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FireannDireach 26 points ago +26 / -0

She's a damn woodchipper. Worse than that actress who was in Star Wars.

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ippwndu 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's called a Texas blowjob, cause she's a grazer.

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AlphaNathan 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dentophile

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MonsterSteve 18 points ago +19 / -1

Sadly, I would take that chance.

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Troll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could always go the Karla Homolka and Paul Bernando route...

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Stanknugg 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's legitimately Barack Obama in whiteface

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Johnny_Treason 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a brave man indeed who puts his Vagina Miner into that mouth but, with regret, I too would have to take that chance.

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elsabio 21 points ago +22 / -1

She's a nibbler.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

She better, she eats them through a chain link fence

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Pappy_Gunn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fishguts through chicken wire

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Kaarous 20 points ago +20 / -0

Like sticking a bratwurst in a bear trap.

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sadKEK 17 points ago +20 / -3

I guess it's unpopular but if I met her out and politics never came up I'd definitely try to fuck.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 22 points ago +22 / -0

I would like to contribute $5 towards your emergency eye exam

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Philhelm 13 points ago +13 / -0

She's not hideous in a Wal-Mart shopper sense, but definitely and curiously overrated. She did look okay in her infamous rooftop dance video, but her hair was covering her face for the most part.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +4 / -1

Shes a Walmart 6 at best

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Pappy_Gunn 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's at least a one-bagger, and that's with a full quart of Tequila.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

A bag for her, a bag for you, and a bag placed outside the window for any poor bastard that happens to walk by

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cuckslasher 8 points ago +8 / -0

stop being a degenerate

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sadKEK 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I'm good and ready

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Basileus 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not sure if it's unpopular to admit it, but I would daresay it's true for the vast majority of folks here

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Guruchild 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know. She looks like a donkey to me.

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Pepbrandt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think that says more about the large percentage of American women who have let themselves go.

Anytime I go out, if I see 10 girls, maybe 3 aren't battleships (got that one from a pede). Out of those 3, 2 are just not my type and 1 is a wildcard.

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Yuri88 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude 70% of the dating pool is immediately a no go on account of being planets unto themselves

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HyperCarbs 16 points ago +16 / -0

She's like a rat. Needs to suck dicks so her teeth don't grow through her jaw.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 0 points ago +2 / -2

She looks like a tranny tbh