For starters, Joe Biden is a fragile old man. There's no doubt about that.. But with his pick today I think its safe to say Holy shit. Joe Biden came into my room to bring me a plate of Kamala Harris and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of Kamala Harris out of his hand. He started sniffing and swearing at me that he could do more push-ups and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to Joe Biden but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he picking a dirty cop as VP? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country by defunding all cops. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was into black chicks???? This is so fucked.
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HE NEEDS TO USE THE TENDIES FLAIR HAHAHAHA IT WAS MADE FOR THIS!
THANK GOD IM SEEING MORE TEXT LIKE THIS
JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS
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Beautiful comment pede!!!!!! Hell yes! I came aboard here at the start of 2018 and never looked back since!!!!! I campaigned for GEOTUS hard in 2016 tho 😉 lost soooo many girls but it was worth it
TWO PEs in PEPE
TWO FEs in COVFEFE
TWO 20s in TRUMP 2020
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"I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheesemaker"
We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world.
We won't let them stop our ethnic neighbors from looting the Gucci Store.
FTFY
Not gonna lie, you had me at the beginning lol
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do you guys remember the dude who called in the news station during the 2016 primaries and recited this meme lol
Love a link!!
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4678101/user-clip-chicken-tendies-meme
LOL loved listening to this again hahahaha
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For starters, Joe Biden be a gangbangin' fragile oldschool man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Therez no diggity bout that.. But wit his thugged-out lil' pick todizzle I be thinkin its safe ta say Holy shit. Joe Biden came tha fuck into mah room ta brang me a plate of Kamala Harris n' I literally screamed at his ass n' hit tha plate of Kamala Harris outta his hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude started sniffin n' sbustin all up in mah grill dat his schmoooove ass could do mo' push-ups n' I slammed tha door on his muthafuckin ass. I be soopa-doopa distressed right now I don't give a fuck what tha fuck ta do. I didn't mean ta do dat ta Joe Biden but I be literally up in shock from tha thangs up in dis biatch tonight. I feel like I be goin ta explode. Why tha fuckin fuck is he pickin a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty cop as VP, biatch? This can't be happening. I be havin a gangbangin' fuckin breakdown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I don't wanna believe tha ghetto is so corrupt. I want a gangbangin' future ta believe in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I want Bernie ta be prez n' fix dis fucked up ghetto by defundin all cops. I cannot fuckin deal wit dis n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Well shiiiit, it wasn't supposed ta be like this, I thought da thug was tha fuck into black chicks???, biatch? This is so fucked.
Lmao what the fuck
The Gizoogle Textilizer is my favorite website. Been Gizoogling shit since the mid-2000s lol
By any means necessary.
Wait holy shit we have meme folders for our saves by default!? I need to start saving shit hahaha.
This is how Heels-up Harris listened to Snoop
Beautiful comment. One of the best, ever!
this almost killed me
Hashtag MeToo
Wow - just found a new toy - thanks.
You are quite welcome. Gizoogle your way into the future, my friend.
I can always count on you young whippersnappers to find me something new.
Hah! I will take that as a compliment today. Your comment lifted my spirit, been having a rough time lately.
I'm sorry about that - you know what GEOTUS says - "The best is yet to come" Bless you friend. Take it from a Grandma, things go up and down and nothing stays the same.
Thank you very much. My wife and I have had two miscarriages this year. I made a post about it a month ago here: https://thedonald.win/p/GIXMRgqG/requesting-prayers-for-wife-and-/
It's been a rough year. I was baptized in January, and I have been praying every day that He could do His will.
I will keep you and your wife in my prayers. I see children in your future. God bless you both.
Edit - SO sorry for the loss of your child. Just read your previous post and I can't imagine. Praying hard.
I work for Bernie, send me ur bank account details and I'll give you a refund.
No, no, I'll double your bitcoins.
LITERALLY SHAKING INTENSIFIES
LOLOLOL!!!!
No refunds 😂😂😂
The party is trying to turn us into them.
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Bernie can still win guys. Right?
I just sent him my last $11 plus the $1.43 I found under the sofa cushions! Match me!
Bernie can run third party guys, just write his name in!
I plan to match him 1:1 beach house, and not any of that neo-colonial pleb BS. He can only flex in a Victorian style. But I have to make sure its a $10M house so his wife can legally skim 10% [$1M] off his campaign funds as his "campaign manager".
I sent him the rest of my student loan money for this semester. If he wins it will be forgiven, right? Right?
Please, stop, you're killing me, just like Joe killed his campaign.
oh shit, is copypasta subreddit too much of a liberal cesspool to post this? this was one of my favorites.
I missed this.
Hindsight being 20/20, it was never going to be Stacy Abrams 'cause those Tendies would have never made it to the floor.
They would have never made it onto the plate!
That ticket to the bilderberg conference was totally meaningless
Tender Mercies.
If anyone wants a free sticky post, use this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tvlF4XUr9E&feature=youtu.be
"Five Indian-American members of Congress were sworn in on Tuesday, including California Sen. Kamala Harris and Rep. Pramila Jayapal from Washington state.
Seven new members of the Senate joined those who won re-election in receiving the oath of office from Vice President Joe Biden.
House Speaker Paul Ryan swore in 52 new members of the House of Representatives.
Harris is the first Indian American to ever serve in the U.S. Senate."
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Erecrion intensifies.... Lol! Thank you dnc for ending even the remotest chance that the dementia patient ever had.
Soooooooo good!
Hahaha
In all seriousness though, Kamala is going to "bridge the divide" between cops and BLM. Her and Biden will be praised as the two that can unify the country.
It will all be manufactured and cringey but they are going to do it anyways. And millions of insane lefties will go along with it.
Prepare for this.
These memes. I’m going to need some knee-to-neck therapy, guys, because I dun overdosed on dank memes.
I love you fren.
I've missed this. This and the guy who made fucking cheese.
Lol! ReEeEeEeEeEEEaLLy!!
Laughing my fucking ass off!
Let the tendies hit the floor!!!
The beauty of a classic.
You fuckin got me. Dammit! GLORIOUS.
Worse than that, Kamala is not even a US citizen. We have the proof: https://aim4truth.org/2020/08/11/biden-picks-kamala-harris-as-vp-nominee/
The powers within the Democrat party had to know from their internal polling that ol’ Joe was going to lose big, especially with his dementia coming on more pronounced. Kamala Harris’ pick for VP is an acknowledgement of defeat. The pick wasn’t Michelle O or Susan Rice both of whom might have a viable political future. Not so if either joined Biden and suffered the loss on their record. Harris is disposable. She’s the lowest of the gutter snipes. Even former lover Willie Brown doesn’t think she’ll win. So this is good news for MAGA.
There was never a Democrat convention. Biden was just selected and people went with it. Could they hold a convention just before the general and formally give Kamala the nomination and giver her time to pick a VP? Or are they just going to let Joe bow out if he wins?
...a summary of every Reddit user posting online tonight
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