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dontUseVinegerAsLube 183 points ago +183 / -0

Even look at the background, it says "The Blowjob Crisis" LOLLLL

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They want it bad. Soon as they can get away with it they will.

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Sargentpilcher 19 points ago +20 / -1

That's when I lost it hahahaha

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 12 points ago +12 / -0

fucking gold

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unsquishable 10 points ago +10 / -0

BrownWilly

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spez_this 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the "#brownwilly" hashtag on the bottom right. KEK

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D0ubleVisi0n 55 points ago +55 / -0

Top Quality Pede

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trailerman168233 18 points ago +18 / -0

Heels up!

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fullautomaga 14 points ago +14 / -0

HorizontalHarris

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trailerman168233 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love it here.

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Homopratensis2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I personally like heels up.

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DJTrumpMAGA 48 points ago +48 / -0

This is how you know the meme war of 2020 has officially begun. High quality plentiful memes. We're in deep now boys!!

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Afeazo 18 points ago +18 / -0

It’s coming towards the last few months before it all goes down. Study up your Photoshop and Final Cut Pro skills because we are in approaching the end game and start of The Second Great Meme War.

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MAGABrick 18 points ago +18 / -0

Imagine if he tweeted this.

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would give some people a heart attack lol

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7rump4ever 25 points ago +26 / -1

Heels up don't shoot

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

💯

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MAGANatsFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

...till pull out

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thisguy883 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh man, this is going to be a fun ride.

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BasedRedPillZeus 34 points ago +34 / -0

😂😂 But conservative MAGA women that do give head... y’all are the real MVP’s. Keep that up.

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muy_libre 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm not sure what that had to do with the comment you replied to, but take your damn upvote, you savage! top kek!

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +4 / -2

Liberal men give head

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Anus_Blenders_ 0 points ago +1 / -1

Username checks out

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Sixty2ndAssassin 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's okay. We'll all be out voting and working all day.

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NuclearDreams 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wasn't T_D the reason that Reddit restricted the number of stickies to two per subreddit? Then because the stickies kept getting to the front page of /all they made it so that stickies don't get included?

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thisguy883 15 points ago +15 / -0

yup.

we took over reddit with our stickies.

No other community could do that.

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sideOfBeef2016 21 points ago +21 / -0

We had like 20 stickies just a few hours ago 🤣

Today has been glorious

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Zambillians2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Those are are rookie numbers! Kamala passed 20 stickies years ago

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Pelviskick 18 points ago +18 / -0

The front page is stickier than Kamala's chin.

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MAGANatsFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love this place😂

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +2 / -2

What about her hair? I bet that shits full of old cocoa butter and skeet

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20KAG20 71 points ago +72 / -1

Holy shit this is grade A shit posting. Spiciest of spicy

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spez_this 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm waiting on Snopes to tell me if it's real or not. /s

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Slick_Willy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean it seems real.

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JohnBrennansACommie 44 points ago +44 / -0

Glorious!

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CapnKek 34 points ago +34 / -0

Fuckin-A. What a night to be alive.

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DemonicSoap 32 points ago +32 / -0

HOLY FUCK DOES THIS MEME HAVE SOME BIG DICK ENERGY!

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Spirit_of_Resistance 29 points ago +30 / -1

CALL THE COFFIN BOIS I AM GONE

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Ohgami 21 points ago +21 / -0

OMG this is top kek!!

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KonaBadLad 18 points ago +18 / -0

Immediate Gulp Down!!! Hilarious

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guitarmastershredder 18 points ago +18 / -0

Perfect

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patslimmy1 17 points ago +17 / -0

lol

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Bax101 14 points ago +14 / -0

What the hell did I miss? Lol so many stickies.

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iPertinax 13 points ago +13 / -0

Legend

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Toughsky_Shitsky 12 points ago +13 / -1

This is great!

But, holy fucking shit is she annoying! Almost as bad as Hillary ... almost.

So goddam phony .. and it really shows.

Hey ladies: Here is that bitch who fucked your man ... in your bed!

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Billythecamper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Extraordinary. Well done!

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MustafaJones 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn, we're getting some military grade memes on here today!

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wiombims 6 points ago +6 / -0

Retired military grade from long term storage. What a classic. Like taking ball .45 to the dome from great grandpappy's 1911.

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LtPatterson 12 points ago +12 / -0

UNREAL!

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Impressive-Length 11 points ago +11 / -0

When you’re a Democrat president, they let you grab them by the pussy.

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fullautomaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you. Putting it on Twitter now. 🤣

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wiombims 6 points ago +6 / -0

This was one of the memes that buried Heels Up way back. Thug life new shit is the xir among xirs. Knowing that this is about paper straws as a prelude to the china flu tyranny just puts the icing on the turd bowl. Whole new context, folks, believe me we have the best context!

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DNCucks 10 points ago +10 / -0

Slow clap. Fucking impressive

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DebunkTheLeft 9 points ago +9 / -0

That was an anitfa fly. Weak, out of shape and smells like shit.

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Alpha-As-Fuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

The internet would break if Trump tweeted this.

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jdovejr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ok. You win for today. Keep it up.

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IntersectionalXhe 7 points ago +7 / -0

The nasty fly part was just icing on the meme cake.

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Deathlessly 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, let's be honest here. It's better to get head from Kamala than from Abrams. With Abrams, she's going to be chomping real hard on that sucker. That gap may be big, but it's not big enough.

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boomerpro17 7 points ago +7 / -0

she's sucked thousands of cocks especially black ones to get ahead in the political game. Nasty vile woman, not even good looking, fucking disgusting... ughh

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TheNewRepublic 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is bloodbath...umma need y’all to chill out for a sec!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's time to be ruthless - no mercy!

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rx1994z 6 points ago +6 / -0

WTF. This is some HQ level memeing.

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husker91 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy FUCK this is QUALITY!

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sleazysaxsolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

This. Is. Incredible.

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Techrev 6 points ago +6 / -0

Officer Kameltoe

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LikeAWombatScorned 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG so good

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Porkchop-express 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ohhhhh my god you fuckers are mad

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Logos_Rising 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is quality

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Howz3r420 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's some SPICE!

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BackwoodsBarbie78 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you god. I am unworthy

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Serious quality material here.

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05OBXT 6 points ago +6 / -0

MY FUCKING SIDES

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Barack-Obama 6 points ago +6 / -0

Men should too!

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CBSCOTT7 5 points ago +5 / -0

2020 memes are fucking lit

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Mm_bacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy hell this is GOLD

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TrumpsBigBalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

AMAZING! This brings me back to the quality of the great 2016 Meme war!

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