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zoober_floober 12 points ago +12 / -0

But in the New World envisioned by the Left, being a Side Bitch is considered an honorable and worthy aspiration.

It might get you rapped about and inspire an X-rated video, Cardi B-style. 10K a day, yo, an all dat shit.

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VinceOnAPlane 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wet.

Ass.

P Word.

And then it just gets... significantly more vulgar.

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Quartersawnwhiteoak2 1 point ago +1 / -0

This explains everything. Affirmative action fucked everything up.

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plan B

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Sackanutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Willie has had many many many many side bitches.

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DC_Rogue 4 points ago +4 / -0

But isn't side-bitch a lower rank than mistress? The side-bitch is the one for booty calls, no love involved.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or as they say on the East Coast a Backup Hoe.

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slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is true

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deadlyblackcentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Side piece, actually.

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crobbies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe 'n' The Side Ho

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Puppies4Lovies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Booty call

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still want to see the information about her purported abortion from being barebacked by Willie's willie.

Too bad there's HIPAA