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WhitePowerRanger 109 points ago +112 / -3

Yeah and I’m the first Italian Gypsy English american with black hair and sideburns to score 50 points for my high school football team in a season. Jesus fucking Christ we’ve been electing all sorts of different colored people since the late 1800s.

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ChrisSuperDude 54 points ago +54 / -0

I'm the first red haired Serbian, Irish, Italian, and Scottish-American 5'10 man born in February 1997 to graduate 13th in his class in the state of North Dakota. Where's my article?

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ChelseaHubbell 48 points ago +48 / -0

I'm the first Asian American man with a penis over 6 inches to run for Congress.

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TheTPL 32 points ago +32 / -0

I believe that VP Harris can confirm this for everyone.

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Tryhardneckbeard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Name checks out?

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WhitePowerRanger 20 points ago +22 / -2

No one cares about gingers. Your day will never come.

/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious lol

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ChrisSuperDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

I mean all our superheroes and fairy tail characters are black washed and not only is it allowed, it's encouraged and praised by the media.

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plaaaa 11 points ago +11 / -0

They even did it to Mary Jane, Batwoman? and Starfire for pete's sakes.

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 7 points ago +8 / -1

Nu uhh. Yuuu don understaaan becuz we wuz kangz.

yuuuu whyte ppl cant understan what it like.

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TheTPL 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, but your entire class had one person, right? 😁

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LegacyOfWinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also 5 10 and born in 97 lets go! You got my vote

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anotherviewpoint 14 points ago +14 / -0

Funny you should mention Gypsy. Some broad's post showed up in my time-line on FB...(okay I am an old fart) She lamented the fact that some people use the horrible racist term: Gypsy.

I wrote: Back in West Germany around 1980. I met and shared drinks with Franco who described himself as King of the Gypsies.

She wrote back that back in the olden days people didnt know any better, etc..

I wrote...He called himself the King of the Gypies. What will he call himself now?

BAM Hammer... oh well...Franco and I had a good time that night through...

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Amaroq64 6 points ago +6 / -0

They've come up with some other bullshit like that too. Apparently "trap", "hermaphrodite", and "cuntboy" are now slurs too. Oh and "retard".

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +7 / -2

Lmfao what a broad indeed. I’ve just been watching too much peaky blinders 😂

Then I bought a boat (unrelated) and my grandma was all excited for me to take her out. And I was like “uhh you’re old?, but sure why not!“ (like concerned she was too old and didn’t want her to fall or hurt herself. I love my grandma I wasn’t being a dick to her lol) and she was like “I used to live on a boat you know!” And I was like “what the fuck kind of gypsy shit is that?!?” And she said she was part Gypsy and I was like 😳😳😳😳.

So you can tell your broad friend that some strange internet man who’s a quarter part Gypsy said she can suck my gypsy dick.

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anotherviewpoint 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would, but, I was "unfriended" Just as well...didn't know who she was anyway. It is kinda like who's the weird chick in the corner...who invited her to the party?

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +3 / -2

That’s Facebook for ya. They banned me for a week because I was discussing car transmissions on a car page and used the term tranny. To use your term, I deleted them just as well because I don’t wanna be somewhere I’m not allowed to be.

Wouldn’t be surprised if they started editing your comments and friends by now

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot ghey gypsy secks with my boy Franco

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

The first colored person Democrat Senator wasn’t elected until 1991.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +6 / -2

No wonder they’re so flabbergasted, this is still all new to them 🙄

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Bigpandas1 3 points ago +3 / -0

^ This guy could have won state...

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +3 / -2

Is that a lot? Lmao I just picked a number. I did play football in HS, but I was defense and our team sucked anyways. Haven’t cared about it since.