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No Touch (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by KaliforniaX +3450 / -0
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ProphetOfKek 30 points ago +30 / -0

Didn’t say no sniff!

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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WarpedSage 7 points ago +7 / -0

Children don't work that way. The label on them says scratch and sniff, at least that's what Biden told me.

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ChipahTss 14 points ago +14 / -0

I just woke my wife up from a dead sleep because of how hard this made me laugh

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Filo76 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the best memes, folks. Absolutely the best.

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Sumarongi 9 points ago +9 / -0

The memes are overwhelming tonight

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm trying to sleep here! But I cannot stop laughing. Theres a new sticky every :30 seconds.

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MAGAguitar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wax on. Wax-off.

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2SmoothGQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uncle Joe bad touch. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, he touching everyone up in here.

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magastrophysicist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Price_is_Right_sad_tuba_jingle.wav

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MrJugsMcBulge 3 points ago +3 / -0

No step on snek

No tuch car wash

No snif kids

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TheDonaldVET1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come on, man! If I can't touch (or sniff) you ain't black!

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get_that_bozo 2 points ago +2 / -0

HELL, HE CAN STILL SNIFF!!!!!!

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MAGAbeast2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nimble

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KyleRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

This pandemic must be hell for him. Can't creepily touch and sniff kids from 6ft away

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Cirruspede 2 points ago +2 / -0

hah, very small world. That No touch car wash sign is from Logan, IA. We own a bunch of land about a mile from the sign.

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Nalgahyde 1 point ago +1 / -0

Queue "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Spot Free Rinse!"

Joe's Dalmation is sad.