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philnmdg 132 points ago +132 / -0

The supply of adrenochrome has dried up. Thanks President Trump!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 73 points ago +73 / -0

“Check out this jerk!!!”

Fucking brilliant!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

👍👍

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sleepinggiant 13 points ago +14 / -1

why do you guys keep saying this. You can literally buy adrenochrome off the internet.

https://www.scbt.com/p/adrenochrome-54-06-8

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philnmdg 14 points ago +16 / -2

Yes, but it’s a matter of quality, freshness and source. I’ve seen it advertised in powder form and not that expensive so it might be from non humanoids like pig and goat. These junkies like it from children and that stuff is really expensive but hey, we make sure our celebs and politicians get paid lots, so they can afford it.

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Magaman4200 6 points ago +6 / -0

The kind in that link is not naturally occurring it’s synthesized in the lab.

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ripturntle 66 points ago +66 / -0

Oh man is this because the economy is doing well despite covid granting Maher's wish for a collapse?

Imagine hoping for your own country's economic destruction because of an election, get fucked pedocrats.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Oh man is this because the economy is doing well despite covid granting Maher's wish for a collapse? Imagine hoping for your own country's economic destruction because of an election, get fucked pedocrats.

Maher is the enemy of America

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MakeArtEndHollywood 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's a shame, too. He's a funny guy.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 12 points ago +12 / -0

I've come to realize this is why the economy was first and foremost of President Trump's goals to achieve. He had to have known they would try to crash it just to get him and they tried their best, but it was too strong to collapse.

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MAGA_CENTIPEDE 60 points ago +60 / -0

Isn’t his production company called kidlove? This guy is fucked up. Only a a scumbag like him would pray for economic recession just to help an election

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

Isn’t his production company called kidlove

That’s all we need to know. Right out in the open

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thehacker4channel 26 points ago +26 / -0

When I was in elementary school, we watched an earth-day video in class that he was a part of. He was talking about putting mud on his penis to get erect.

This was a video that was intentionally made for kids.

Weird guy. I don't talk about anything below the belt if anyone within earshot isn't a grown adult.

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MAGAguitar 11 points ago +11 / -0

That would be compelling evidence against Maher. Any pedes our there have a copy?

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whiskey_shitz 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's to help himself. He doesnt want to face the consequences of his actions

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Southern_Belle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look at 0:47 seconds of this video.

His eyes look like reptilian slits and his tongue is about to flick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDh4cNtY4gs

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FiatLux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watched it - not funny or even witty! Just lame shit

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HotMustard84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, and in around 1991 he made a movie called Pizza Man where he kills Trump.Maher played the pizza guy from memory? It's pretty bizarre.

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Mrsattorney 45 points ago +45 / -0

Fallon is losing it too.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

Fallon is losing it too.

Good

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PandyFackler 17 points ago +17 / -0

He never had it. The milquetoast fuck

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ParadigmShift2070 9 points ago +9 / -0

looks awkwardly into the camera

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bobobob 10 points ago +10 / -0

I never really appreciated just how terrible these late night shows were until they started doing them at home without an audience. None of their jokes are funny, they deliver them poorly, and they pause after each one for their nonexistent audience to applaud.

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed.

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Redpillhope 18 points ago +18 / -0

Eyes Wide Shut. Who knew Stanley Kubrick was simply a documentarian.

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MakeArtEndHollywood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right? You ever listen to "Hotel California?" "Dirty Laundry?" Celebrities have been talking about this shit in their works for decades.

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DarkMemeDuck 14 points ago +15 / -1

Gross

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Wheredidiputit 5 points ago +5 / -0

beat me to it. That was the first word that came to my mind too.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 12 points ago +12 / -0

forgot all about this. now i am getting that sick feeling when i think back to all the pictures i have seen of paltrow trotting out her 16 year old daughter recently.

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sleepinggiant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Especially with her failing online store.

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Ben45 4 points ago +4 / -0

reading shit like this just makes me say I ain't touching a person until I get married

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Constitution_jd 25 points ago +25 / -0

Late night doesn't work without the studio audience being told to laugh. The canned laughter is mesmerizing, causing the viewers at home to nod along.

The only one using that format successfully right now for comedic presentations of current events is Andrew Schulz.

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Ben45 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's such a whiny bitch too; even before I paid any attention to politics he was annoying to listen to.

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orangemangood2 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's not Jewish

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orangemangood2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most Brits are dual citizens?

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Yucky 10 points ago +10 / -0

So true. Without the viewer being subconsciously reminded that "this is funny and entertaining" every few seconds, they quickly realize "this is NOT funny or entertaining", and tune out. Hopefully it redpills some people.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes. It’s hypnotic

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RivalPipe 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Sandmann settlement is probably weighing him down too.

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MAGA_____bitches 11 points ago +11 / -0

These West Coast liberals are starting to realize nobody else gives a flying f**** about them personally.

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chahn1138 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Publication of him in his "Wizard" garb, wearing his genuine baby-skin shoes, confirmed that Bill no longer has a Soul.
Seriously, the dude is a Ghoul....and, you know that old adage about how evil starts to show on a Witch's face? Well, it is true (basically a corollary of "The Wages of Sin is Death") and it shows on Bill Maher's face.

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TheNewRepublic 7 points ago +7 / -0

All the wild sex parties are gone!

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Tron3k 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bill's ears look like they want to fly away...

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Darstradamus 6 points ago +6 / -0

SHOT

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

CMDR CUCK-DESTROYER

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Yucky 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love watching him savage people just for fun.

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bill Maher "I have cancer."

Two weeks from now on CNN: Bill Maher beats cancer

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK

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JohnMcCainsTumors 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mahar can get hung when cw2 comes.

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apierce918 4 points ago +4 / -0

thats some nice bait

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

👍👍👍

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MidwestNorsk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump gets right to the core in less than 140 characters.

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RockFlagEagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bill: “Well the jerk store called... they’re running out of you.” TRUMP: “What’s the difference, you’re their all-time bestseller!”

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Don_Davenport 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill Maher's production company is called Kid Love Productions.

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mbman7 2 points ago +2 / -0

BM showing signs of stage 3 TDS.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol what did Maher do this time? I thought he was mellowing out lately

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ann Coulter liked him enough to date him. Weirdo.

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SpezDispenser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Met Maher for 10 seconds irl, dude's like 5ft tall. Smug little shit as well.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t forget that Bill Maher at one point said “bring on the recession.”

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always the master of understatement. After the stuff Maher has said about Trump, his supporters, and America, calling him a jerk is like a compliment.

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PartandParcel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dayum. I’d like to report a murder.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍👍👍